FabSwingers.com forum: First messages

By *arol321 OP Woman
34 weeks ago

Poole

I got a first message this week that was

‘like a woman farting’

nothing else, just that.

Now I don’t know about the rest of the ladies on here but that is not going to get me to want to even meet them let alone do anything else.

Ladies - am I wrong? Would this turn you on?

Gents - what’s the thought process behind that as a first message?

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By *pslad99Man
34 weeks ago

pinewood

I can not explain wow wow wow.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
34 weeks ago

kent

I cannot vouch for the author’s state of mind, but I suspect he had no intention of trying to meet or even connect with you in any meaningful way. He probably had a good chuckle to himself, although I’d be surprised if he knew why he was laughing.

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple
34 weeks ago

Stoke

That's Normal behaviour on here 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

If you're not gonna fart for him he probably doesn't want to meet you anyway. He likes women farting.

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By *ucka39Man
34 weeks ago

Newcastle

Never heard a woman fart as she always made an excuse and left the room 🤣😂

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Dammit he stole my opener.

. Wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"Never heard a woman fart as she always made an excuse and left the room 🤣😂"

You're missing out mate. When they fart and their flaps wiggle 👌

And then the room starts smelling of bum and old pennies 🌚

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By *ucka39Man
34 weeks ago

Newcastle

"Never heard a woman fart as she always made an excuse and left the room 🤣😂

You're missing out mate. When they fart and their flaps wiggle 👌

And then the room starts smelling of bum and old pennies 🌚"

Ahhh bit like Christmas no body sees him but he's been 😂🤣

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By *ucka39Man
34 weeks ago

Newcastle

"Dammit he stole my opener.

. Wtf

Your welcome dear chap

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By *ubikslongswordMan
34 weeks ago

Rubiksville

"I got a first message this week that was

‘like a woman farting’

nothing else, just that.

Now I don’t know about the rest of the ladies on here but that is not going to get me to want to even meet them let alone do anything else.

Ladies - am I wrong? Would this turn you on?

Gents - what’s the thought process behind that as a first message?

Don't ask us, we're as stumped as you are what he thought he'd achieve from a message like that 🤣

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By *yorks4couplesMan
34 weeks ago

doncaster

"I got a first message this week that was

‘like a woman farting’

nothing else, just that.

Now I don’t know about the rest of the ladies on here but that is not going to get me to want to even meet them let alone do anything else.

Ladies - am I wrong? Would this turn you on?

Gents - what’s the thought process behind that as a first message?

Im sorry but that is fucking hilarious.. i dread to think of some of the shit people receive lol

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