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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't mind admitting that I find writing the first approach message difficult.

First messages on here are obviously like CV covering letters ...the content is very important to the reader and helps them make a decision as to whether you're a decent possible applicant or not lol

So come on girls provide us with some exapmples of these 'chatty, witty, funny' first 'covering letter' messages that you like to receive ...and of course that you send out yourselves.

I'd just be interested really as I'm sure other men on here would be too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't fake a personality by reading examples, put across your own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we have to do everything for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually say something like: you look interesting. ..

I tend to prefer short witty first messages, well written in correct english. There is another thread on here at the moment of the do's and don'ts, the don'ts are easy, the do's are much harder and I am sure both can sometimes not apply. Everyone is different. Put out the right energy and I am sure you will get back what you need.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't have any spelling mistakes, a bit of humour and don't, most importantly, copy and paste the same message to hundreds of others

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't have any spelling mistakes, a bit of humour and don't, most importantly, copy and paste the same message to hundreds of others

Cheers, I think most of us have got that bit at least what I meant was some 'actual' examples?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

All I /we ask is that you address us both, so no "I want to fuck the mrs." & just say a bit about yourself. We don't want war and peace so

Hi, my names Fred, I like your profile if you like mine please get in touch

Does the job for us.

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No copy and pastes ....

Something simple - a little witty

Be yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something like saying they look gorgeous and here is a photo of yourself and you hope to hear back. I e

Skip messages and go straight to the photo they attached then look at the profile and verifications

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All I /we ask is that you address us both, so no "I want to fuck the mrs." & just say a bit about yourself. We don't want war and peace so

Hi, my names Fred, I like your profile if you like mine please get in touch

Does the job for us.

Good luck "

Nice one - cheers for the example and actually reading the OP properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were older, I wouldn't care what you wrote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheers, I think most of us have got that bit at least what I meant was some 'actual' examples? "

Basically, look for a "hook" in her profile, ie: a particular item or thing she said in her profile, construct a response around that. It's a double whammy, shows you've read the profile to begin with, but also means you have a better chance if writing something of interest.

So as a silly example, she might put something like "cowboy hats turn me on", you might put something like "well, stetsons are all very well, but wait until you clap eyes on my large sombrero" or something lol... A bit of humour, keep ittrelevant where possible, and just enjoy writing them, I don't always get a reply but I'm usually laughing myself while writing em

Hope that helps!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cheers, I think most of us have got that bit at least what I meant was some 'actual' examples?

Hope that helps!

It does friend. Thanks for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheers, I think most of us have got that bit at least what I meant was some 'actual' examples?

Hope that helps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course, should anyone like to examine my sombrero...... Just drop me a line..

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By *uckoldandWifeCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"I don't mind admitting that I find writing the first approach message difficult.

First messages on here are obviously like CV covering letters ...the content is very important to the reader and helps them make a decision as to whether you're a decent possible applicant or not lol

So come on girls provide us with some exapmples of these 'chatty, witty, funny' first 'covering letter' messages that you like to receive ...and of course that you send out yourselves.

I'd just be interested really as I'm sure other men on here would be too.

Surprised you are having trouble catching anyone's attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like has been said, read the profile, tells you what you need to know. I dont like text talk, its alright once you get to know someone but initial message should be properly written. I request a photo but very rarely do guys do that, so its obvious they havent read it so I delete the message. Bit of info about you is all thats needed, for me anyway. Good luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't mind admitting that I find writing the first approach message difficult.

First messages on here are obviously like CV covering letters ...the content is very important to the reader and helps them make a decision as to whether you're a decent possible applicant or not lol

So come on girls provide us with some exapmples of these 'chatty, witty, funny' first 'covering letter' messages that you like to receive ...and of course that you send out yourselves.

I'd just be interested really as I'm sure other men on here would be too.

Surprised you are having trouble catching anyone's attention

Thanks for the compliment

still like most men, I think, I rarely get a reply from women...

This thread is helpful - I don't think I was way off to be honest - there's lots of advice on here anyway and most of it is a matter of luck I suspect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok perfect message for me is

Fancy a fuck bareback you slut

Gets a response every time

That's my Sunday morning sarcasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't mind admitting that I find writing the first approach message difficult.

First messages on here are obviously like CV covering letters ...the content is very important to the reader and helps them make a decision as to whether you're a decent possible applicant or not lol

So come on girls provide us with some exapmples of these 'chatty, witty, funny' first 'covering letter' messages that you like to receive ...and of course that you send out yourselves.

I'd just be interested really as I'm sure other men on here would be too.

Surprised you are having trouble catching anyone's attention

Thanks for the compliment

still like most men, I think, I rarely get a reply from women...

This thread is helpful - I don't think I was way off to be honest - there's lots of advice on here anyway and most of it is a matter of luck I suspect."

Your gorgeous you won't have any trouble

Mmmmmm those pics have certainly brightened up my Sunday morning xxx thank you

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Why should we give you examples? What works for me, really isn't going to work for someone else.

An example I always give, someone once asked me what I thought about stew. Made me laugh, we had a meet based on that one message. It won't work if anyone else sends me that message, and I doubt if he sent it to another female it would get the same success. Everyone is different.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok perfect message for me is

Fancy a fuck bareback you slut

Gets a response every time

That's my Sunday morning sarcasm "

Pmsl...

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By *z ThongzWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"All I /we ask is that you address us both, so no "I want to fuck the mrs." & just say a bit about yourself. We don't want war and peace so

Hi, my names Fred, I like your profile if you like mine please get in touch

Does the job for us.

Good luck

Nice one - cheers for the example and actually reading the OP properly

lmao , u want examples of how to approach people , i am sure u would normally not ask ur mates in a pub how to approach a lady who took yer fancy , be yourself , be spontaneous , do ur own thing , originality is one thing that makes me want to answer a mail. Good luck though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok perfect message for me is

Fancy a fuck bareback you slut

Gets a response every time

That's my Sunday morning sarcasm

Pmsl...

It happens

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why should we give you examples? What works for me, really isn't going to work for someone else. "

Whoa there! ...you don't have to at all lol

Just asking is all. It actually might be good for women in the long run as it might improve the messages you receive.

Relax lol

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

You do realise one size won't fit all right? What I find hilarious will leave another woman offended etc.

All you can be is yourself and realise you won't appeal to everyone so don't try to.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

This one has been a long time being batted back from male to female. It's a good question that seems to have proved difficult for most

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All I /we ask is that you address us both, so no "I want to fuck the mrs." & just say a bit about yourself. We don't want war and peace so

Hi, my names Fred, I like your profile if you like mine please get in touch

Does the job for us.

Good luck

Nice one - cheers for the example and actually reading the OP properly

To be honest I'm just interested really.

I don't need examples but thought it might make some interesting Sunday morning reading...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You do realise one size won't fit all right? What I find hilarious will leave another woman offended etc.

All you can be is yourself and realise you won't appeal to everyone so don't try to.

Yes I realise that and I wouldn't expect to appeal to everyone or want to really.

Again I was just interested in hearing some ideas

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Why should we give you examples? What works for me, really isn't going to work for someone else.

Whoa there! ...you don't have to at all lol

Just asking is all. It actually might be good for women in the long run as it might improve the messages you receive.

Relax lol "

You're wrong! As I've said one size does not fit all, and if you think you're offering some kind of service by getting us to tell men how to approach us you are deluded.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"I don't mind admitting that I find writing the first approach message difficult.

First messages on here are obviously like CV covering letters ...the content is very important to the reader and helps them make a decision as to whether you're a decent possible applicant or not lol

So come on girls provide us with some exapmples of these 'chatty, witty, funny' first 'covering letter' messages that you like to receive ...and of course that you send out yourselves.

I'd just be interested really as I'm sure other men on here would be too.

I can t offer you an example as such as There isn t a one size fits all, the magic ingredient that works for every suitor,,

Its an introduction,

so introduce yourself, , be polite, what you found interesting about their profile, its basic social skills, if you met a girl in a bar you d smile, , might sound silly, try and smile in a written format, subtle word changes can have a big change,

face picture is useful s well,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You do realise one size won't fit all right? What I find hilarious will leave another woman offended etc.

All you can be is yourself and realise you won't appeal to everyone so don't try to.

Yes I realise that and I wouldn't expect to appeal to everyone or want to really.

Again I was just interested in hearing some ideas "

I think your lovely and very very hot

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

Don't think there is any secret, just a few correctly spelled lines that says who you are and what you want. If you include a facepic, people will either like the look of you or not.

To be honest, if people like your facepic they will probably overlook a badly written message, as long as it's not at the level of 'u free 2 fuck 2nite lol?!?'

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By *picenicelyCouple
over a year ago

third star on the right

"All I /we ask is that you address us both, so no "I want to fuck the mrs." & just say a bit about yourself. We don't want war and peace so

Hi, my names Fred, I like your profile if you like mine please get in touch

Does the job for us.

Good luck "

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

If I messaged you, I'd probably say something about there'd definately be a chemical connection for us cos I always have my rohypnol with me...shows I've read your profile - oh and nice pics by the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why should we give you examples? What works for me, really isn't going to work for someone else.

Whoa there! ...you don't have to at all lol

Just asking is all. It actually might be good for women in the long run as it might improve the messages you receive.

Relax lol

You're wrong! As I've said one size does not fit all, and if you think you're offering some kind of service by getting us to tell men how to approach us you are deluded."

Wow sorry if I offended - not my intention at all - was just saying you don't have to provide examples if you don't want to.

I also said it MIGHT reduce the number of awful messages women receive, i didn't say I was offering a service just trying to engage in some relaxed Sunday afternoon chit chat ...this was just something I was thinking about ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's also become clear that there are some things that most women want to hear and certainly some things that most women don't want to hear (and see if you think of cock pics with messages) that can only be helpful to all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't fake a personality by reading examples, put across your own"

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Why should we give you examples? What works for me, really isn't going to work for someone else.

Whoa there! ...you don't have to at all lol

Just asking is all. It actually might be good for women in the long run as it might improve the messages you receive.

Relax lol

You're wrong! As I've said one size does not fit all, and if you think you're offering some kind of service by getting us to tell men how to approach us you are deluded.

Wow sorry if I offended - not my intention at all - was just saying you don't have to provide examples if you don't want to.

Unfortunately the proportion of people who read the forums compared to the membership is teeny, so although your offer is made with good intentions, it won't work.

Four messages in my inbox right now saying variations of 'wanna fuck?' I don't even need to open them cos that's all they've written. Hardly Shakespeare is it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I messaged you, I'd probably say something about there'd definately be a chemical connection for us cos I always have my rohypnol with me...shows I've read your profile - oh and nice pics by the way

Now that's what I'm talking about - finally someone who actually understood the OP - points winner for sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't think there is any secret, just a few correctly spelled lines that says who you are and what you want. If you include a facepic, people will either like the look of you or not.

To be honest, if people like your facepic they will probably overlook a badly written message, as long as it's not at the level of 'u free 2 fuck 2nite lol?!?'"

Well since you asked so nicely...

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"I don't mind admitting that I find writing the first approach message difficult.

First messages on here are obviously like CV covering letters ...the content is very important to the reader and helps them make a decision as to whether you're a decent possible applicant or not lol

So come on girls provide us with some exapmples of these 'chatty, witty, funny' first 'covering letter' messages that you like to receive ...and of course that you send out yourselves.

I'd just be interested really as I'm sure other men on here would be too.

I think the most important thing is to taylor your message to the person you are messaging. Read their profile, mention something you liked about their profile, don't be pushy, make sure you have nice photos for them to peruse and ask a leading question so your message doesn't read as just a statement, it requires a response.

For an example if I was messaging you I would say:

"Did you know you can fly from Bristol direct to Inverness for less than the cost of a night out? Check it out, I'm sure there's a seat just waiting for that cute bum of yours!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't mind admitting that I find writing the first approach message difficult.

First messages on here are obviously like CV covering letters ...the content is very important to the reader and helps them make a decision as to whether you're a decent possible applicant or not lol

So come on girls provide us with some exapmples of these 'chatty, witty, funny' first 'covering letter' messages that you like to receive ...and of course that you send out yourselves.

I'd just be interested really as I'm sure other men on here would be too.

For an example if I was messaging you I would say:

"Did you know you can fly from Bristol direct to Inverness for less than the cost of a night out? Check it out, I'm sure there's a seat just waiting for that cute bum of yours!""

I likie ...well in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best one I ever got was...

Did you get arrested today? You must have done because nobody can be that beautiful! Its illegal

It got me to reply that he was a daft sod. But we got chatting and now good friends lol x

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"Don't fake a personality by reading examples, put across your own"

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Four messages in my inbox right now saying variations of 'wanna fuck?' I don't even need to open them cos that's all they've written. Hardly Shakespeare is it?"

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Thou art more lovely and more fuckable.

Rough hands do shake the darling boobs of May,

And summer's lease hath all too short a date.

Sometime too hot the jap's eye of heaven shines,

And often is his gold complexion dimmed;

And every fair from fair sometime declines,

By chance, or nature's changing course, untrimmed bush;

But thy eternal summer shall not fade,

Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st,

Nor shall death brag thou wand'rest in his shade,

When in eternal lines to Time thou grow'st.

So long as men can breathe through their ears, or eyes can see,

So long lives this, and this gives sex to thee

Dost thou fancy a fuck perchance?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't fake a personality by reading examples, put across your own

Definitely agree with this but the examples definitely make for good reading

One of things I was getting at here was whether women actually sent witty, chatty, funny messages themselves ... There appears mounting evidence that some do or are at least capable of doing so

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

One I got that made me smile was a brief introduction saying name, age and that on paper he matched what I was looking for, he's attached a face pic and said get back to me if you think we could meet for a coffee. P.s hope I'm not too hairy.

Showed he'd read my profile, wasn't sleazy or pushy and friendly. 2 weeks later we met and have done a few times since. We are quite good friends now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheers, I think most of us have got that bit at least what I meant was some 'actual' examples?

Hope that helps!

Very good advice. You need to give the recipient a reason to reply. Utterly unimaginative messages like "how are you?" won't do that, but the sort of message above potentially will.

And don't forget the importance of a good profile, many people read the profile before the message.

And make sure your message and profile are consistant with each other.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One I got that made me smile was a brief introduction saying name, age and that on paper he matched what I was looking for, he's attached a face pic and said get back to me if you think we could meet for a coffee. P.s hope I'm not too hairy.

Showed he'd read my profile, wasn't sleazy or pushy and friendly. 2 weeks later we met and have done a few times since. We are quite good friends now! "

I'd expect that from you MHB given that I know you're friendly and likeable woman

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Four messages in my inbox right now saying variations of 'wanna fuck?' I don't even need to open them cos that's all they've written. Hardly Shakespeare is it?

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Thou art more lovely and more fuckable.

Rough hands do shake the darling boobs of May,

And summer's lease hath all too short a date.

Sometime too hot the jap's eye of heaven shines,

And often is his gold complexion dimmed;

And every fair from fair sometime declines,

By chance, or nature's changing course, untrimmed bush;

But thy eternal summer shall not fade,

Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st,

Nor shall death brag thou wand'rest in his shade,

When in eternal lines to Time thou grow'st.

So long as men can breathe through their ears, or eyes can see,

So long lives this, and this gives sex to thee

Dost thou fancy a fuck perchance?

I can only dream of a message so entertaining.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Four messages in my inbox right now saying variations of 'wanna fuck?' I don't even need to open them cos that's all they've written. Hardly Shakespeare is it?

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Thou art more lovely and more fuckable.

Rough hands do shake the darling boobs of May,

And summer's lease hath all too short a date.

Sometime too hot the jap's eye of heaven shines,

And often is his gold complexion dimmed;

And every fair from fair sometime declines,

By chance, or nature's changing course, untrimmed bush;

But thy eternal summer shall not fade,

Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st,

Nor shall death brag thou wand'rest in his shade,

When in eternal lines to Time thou grow'st.

So long as men can breathe through their ears, or eyes can see,

So long lives this, and this gives sex to thee

Dost thou fancy a fuck perchance?

I can only dream of a message so entertaining.

You'll probably get it copied and pasted by some idiot lol

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By *reedy_for_funCouple
over a year ago

My House

Surprised you are having trouble catching anyone's attention

He could write me the alphabet and I'd drop on all fours for a taste of him. Yummy indeed !

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Showed he'd read my profile, wasn't sleazy or pushy and friendly. 2 weeks later we met and have done a few times since. We are quite good friends now!

I'd expect that from you MHB given that I know you're friendly and likeable woman

Aw thanks! You know I'd meet up if you weren't so bloody far away x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't fake a personality by reading examples, put across your own"

Couldn't have said it better myself originality is the key along with reflecting your personality.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Showed he'd read my profile, wasn't sleazy or pushy and friendly. 2 weeks later we met and have done a few times since. We are quite good friends now!

I'd expect that from you MHB given that I know you're friendly and likeable woman

Aw thanks! You know I'd meet up if you weren't so bloody far away x "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All I /we ask is that you address us both, so no "I want to fuck the mrs." & just say a bit about yourself. We don't want war and peace so

Hi, my names Fred, I like your profile if you like mine please get in touch

Does the job for us.

Good luck "

damn that's me out , my names not fred ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think the emphasis should go on ur profile more than a first message

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By *otwifeguyMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Showed he'd read my profile, wasn't sleazy or pushy and friendly. 2 weeks later we met and have done a few times since. We are quite good friends now! "

What a great reply , and insightful example that I've found very thought provoking , certainly for me . Thankyou , your clearly quite a " smart arse" as well as a hot bottie ......LOL

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

Four messages in my inbox right now saying variations of 'wanna fuck?' I don't even need to open them cos that's all they've written. Hardly Shakespeare is it?

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Thou art more lovely and more fuckable.

Rough hands do shake the darling boobs of May,

And summer's lease hath all too short a date.

Sometime too hot the jap's eye of heaven shines,

And often is his gold complexion dimmed;

And every fair from fair sometime declines,

By chance, or nature's changing course, untrimmed bush;

But thy eternal summer shall not fade,

Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st,

Nor shall death brag thou wand'rest in his shade,

When in eternal lines to Time thou grow'st.

So long as men can breathe through their ears, or eyes can see,

So long lives this, and this gives sex to thee

Dost thou fancy a fuck perchance?

That is brilliant and would definitely get a reply!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely just a Cock pic with a sky remote strapped to it, a picture speaks a thousand words. How could anyone resist that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just like the simple 'Hi how are you, read your profile (make sure you actually read it!!) Bla bla.. if you like mine message back.

No 100cock pics

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Before I read any message, I have a look at the profile. I normally make my mind up at that stage before reading the message sent.

But a simple." I like the look of your profile, have a look at mine. Say hi if you like what you see. "

But then again I am a simple woman.

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over a year ago

In the case the "fancy a fuck " message may just work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if you messeged us saying hello am in ayrshire fancy some fun I would usually ignore but Offt your HOT . Wee pic of that bum and a nice polite messege. Good luck am sure tou don't need it

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"In the case the "fancy a fuck " message may just work

Has anyone sent you a message with a play on your username?

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over a year ago

"In the case the "fancy a fuck " message may just work

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over a year ago

"In the case the "fancy a fuck " message may just work

Has anyone sent you a message with a play on your username?

No messages no but some thing to do with Keith lemon yes

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By *axwellTattMan
over a year ago

knutsford

I think it’s if you meet the age requirement

Don’t smoke

Have a big enough cock

And are drop dead gorgeous

And are not a nutcase

You might get an answer

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By *axwellTattMan
over a year ago

knutsford

but knowing what some of this lot want I would not count on it lol

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By *e nicerWoman
over a year ago

Costa del Medway

"I don't mind admitting that I find writing the first approach message difficult.

First messages on here are obviously like CV covering letters ...the content is very important to the reader and helps them make a decision as to whether you're a decent possible applicant or not lol

So come on girls provide us with some exapmples of these 'chatty, witty, funny' first 'covering letter' messages that you like to receive ...and of course that you send out yourselves.

I'd just be interested really as I'm sure other men on here would be too.

Personally, it's not about the first message at all, it's about how the chat flows. I like to exchange a whole train of messages or chat. It's the only way to tell if there can be a meeting of minds, then to the bodies.

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