FabSwingers.com forum: This weeks messages

By *r Mrs Fuckable OP Couple
7 weeks ago

Stoke

The gist of this weeks messages has basically consisted of:

"Fancy a shag? I'm a heavy cummer!"

"How's you?"

"Me and my mate are sat having a wank together, want to come and finish us both off?"

And the classic one:

"I'm currently sat on the A34 in my truck, fancy coming over for a fuck?"

Yeah sure, I'll just finish my spag bol and wipe all the sauce off my mouth, then I'll baby wipe my flaps and be straight over, make sure you wipe your sweaty balls that you've been sat on all day too before I get there, yeah

Don't you just love Fab!

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By *hilliplisa790Couple
7 weeks ago

Paignton

"The gist of this weeks messages has basically consisted of:

"Fancy a shag? I'm a heavy cummer!"

"How's you?"

"Me and my mate are sat having a wank together, want to come and finish us both off?"

And the classic one:

"I'm currently sat on the A34 in my truck, fancy coming over for a fuck?"

Don't you just love Fab!

😂😂😂😂

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By *llFunPlayMan
7 weeks ago

Woking

and the terrifying thing is that it may have worked once or twice

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By *lthomasMan
7 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"The gist of this weeks messages has basically consisted of:

"Fancy a shag? I'm a heavy cummer!"

"How's you?"

"Me and my mate are sat having a wank together, want to come and finish us both off?"

And the classic one:

"I'm currently sat on the A34 in my truck, fancy coming over for a fuck?"

Don't you just love Fab!

So you’re getting all the classy messages

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By *andPextraCouple
7 weeks ago

North West

"The gist of this weeks messages has basically consisted of:

"Fancy a shag? I'm a heavy cummer!"

"How's you?"

"Me and my mate are sat having a wank together, want to come and finish us both off?"

And the classic one:

"I'm currently sat on the A34 in my truck, fancy coming over for a fuck?"

Don't you just love Fab!

So you’re getting all the classy messages

I can add to the truck inspired requests

"At dover. In truck. Horny. Send wife. Now"

Of course petal. Let me just fuel up for the 300 mile drive and I'll be right with you....

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By *ayzDreamingMan
7 weeks ago

Shipton bellinger

Just wondering if you have any spag boll left

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By *ighland couple 99Couple
7 weeks ago

Inverness

We are getting a lot of

“hey my dick is covered in pre cum” 🤨

“I’m so hard, want to see?”

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By *ene FairfaxMan
7 weeks ago

Dover

That's were I am going wrong lol. It seems that nice polite genuine messages are as equally successful pmsl

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By *otwife and sexy beastCouple
7 weeks ago

rochester

"The gist of this weeks messages has basically consisted of:

"Fancy a shag? I'm a heavy cummer!"

"How's you?"

"Me and my mate are sat having a wank together, want to come and finish us both off?"

And the classic one:

"I'm currently sat on the A34 in my truck, fancy coming over for a fuck?"

Don't you just love Fab!

You weren't tempted then? 😂😂

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By *ournextgentMan
7 weeks ago

Newcastle

I don't see anything wrong with any of those haha apart from how's you? Cringe!

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By *iandti2023Couple
7 weeks ago

Wokingham

Is nobody concerned with him and his mate having a wank together? Is that what “mates” do now?

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By *ournextgentMan
7 weeks ago

Newcastle

"Is nobody concerned with him and his mate having a wank together? Is that what “mates” do now?

Even I get similar messages like this from guys asking if they can watch me play and they stroke each other..must be what the cool kids are up to these days

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By *enelope2UWoman
7 weeks ago

Fife

Can't be the dreamers wishers and never havers.... No wonder so many have never and will never.....

Best part of most guys on here probably went in a sock or down a chin of somebody

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By *lueDressWoman
7 weeks ago

Bath

Im getting ''what you up to'' and ''you fancy meeting for a drink''

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By *r Mrs Fuckable OP Couple
7 weeks ago

Stoke

"The gist of this weeks messages has basically consisted of:

"Fancy a shag? I'm a heavy cummer!"

"How's you?"

"Me and my mate are sat having a wank together, want to come and finish us both off?"

And the classic one:

"I'm currently sat on the A34 in my truck, fancy coming over for a fuck?"

Don't you just love Fab!

So you’re getting all the classy messages

I can add to the truck inspired requests

"At dover. In truck. Horny. Send wife. Now"

Of course petal. Let me just fuel up for the 300 mile drive and I'll be right with you.... "

😂😂😂

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

"The gist of this weeks messages has basically consisted of:

"Fancy a shag? I'm a heavy cummer!"

"How's you?"

"Me and my mate are sat having a wank together, want to come and finish us both off?"

And the classic one:

"I'm currently sat on the A34 in my truck, fancy coming over for a fuck?"

Don't you just love Fab!

Are these copyrighted or am I free to copy and paste?

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By *r Mrs Fuckable OP Couple
7 weeks ago

Stoke

"The gist of this weeks messages has basically consisted of:

"Fancy a shag? I'm a heavy cummer!"

"How's you?"

"Me and my mate are sat having a wank together, want to come and finish us both off?"

And the classic one:

"I'm currently sat on the A34 in my truck, fancy coming over for a fuck?"

Don't you just love Fab!

Are these copyrighted or am I free to copy and paste?"

😂 No copyrights ©️

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By *enelope2UWoman
7 weeks ago

Fife

"The gist of this weeks messages has basically consisted of:

"Fancy a shag? I'm a heavy cummer!"

"How's you?"

"Me and my mate are sat having a wank together, want to come and finish us both off?"

And the classic one:

"I'm currently sat on the A34 in my truck, fancy coming over for a fuck?"

Don't you just love Fab!

Are these copyrighted or am I free to copy and paste?"

Lol

Do share your success rate

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By *dam_EveCouple
7 weeks ago

Newcastle

So far today;

Can I breed your Mrs?

Hello Goddess please punish me

Are you into knotting? (He went on to tell me about his black lab..)

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By *uger n Spice78Couple
7 weeks ago

South East Coast

There's just no imagination. I had one guy ask me what I was doing. My reply taking the dog for a walk, he then asked if I get naughty on a walk. To which I told him, of course I run round naked looking to fuk any guy that's around !!

he was then blocked!

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By *oreAgainForeverCouple
7 weeks ago

doncaster

Ahhh we get so much of this j is a truck driver and because I took some pics for here in his truck it now makes people think that I must just go and jump in any

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By *usyBusyElfWoman
7 weeks ago

Brum

Some dude has just asked what size my tits are and if he can buy me a basque

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By *ineapple_turnoverCouple
7 weeks ago

London

"The gist of this weeks messages has basically consisted of:

"Fancy a shag? I'm a heavy cummer!"

"How's you?"

"Me and my mate are sat having a wank together, want to come and finish us both off?"

And the classic one:

"I'm currently sat on the A34 in my truck, fancy coming over for a fuck?"

Don't you just love Fab!

No need to hog them all, pass the truck driver our way

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By *hristopherd999Man
7 weeks ago

Brentwood

Don't know what's worse, I've just driven for 45 mins for a no show

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

Reading through all the threads regarding similar scenarios I'm surprised these guys get any at all maybe it's desperation that makes them not really think what's an appropriate way of messaging. Me personally I don't message people out of respect as I know most on here are im not what they are looking for but if I did message I would be respectful and establish a good line of communication first.

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By *rimals at PlayCouple
7 weeks ago

Manchester

"Is nobody concerned with him and his mate having a wank together? Is that what “mates” do now?

Fab straight (100%)

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By *hatsWhatCoupleCouple
7 weeks ago

Northampton

We’ve been offered cash, gifts and drugs this week.

Not sure what on our profile that suggests we would be interested in any of this.

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By *airlessgentMan
7 weeks ago

southampton

"The gist of this weeks messages has basically consisted of:

"Fancy a shag? I'm a heavy cummer!"

"How's you?"

"Me and my mate are sat having a wank together, want to come and finish us both off?"

And the classic one:

"I'm currently sat on the A34 in my truck, fancy coming over for a fuck?"

Don't you just love Fab!

🤣🤣🤣

Surely after that lively piece of poetry, you felt compelled to drop everything and go meet for a quick fuck !! 🤣🤣 I mean come on , it's probably his best chatup line 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *endalshaggersCouple
7 weeks ago

Kendal

Got to love them 🤣🤣

Ours this week:

I know your profile says she doesn't meet alone, but I've got a 10 inch cock and I'm on a business trip staying nearby, would she make an exception?

Can I have her number so I can send her a tribute?

We only meet couples, but the Mrs doesn't fancy you, so we'll meet her and you can wait outside?

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By *ighland couple 99Couple
7 weeks ago

Inverness

"We’ve been offered cash, gifts and drugs this week.

Not sure what on our profile that suggests we would be interested in any of this."

Yeh we get this too, especially drugs 🤨

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

"We’ve been offered cash, gifts and drugs this week.

Not sure what on our profile that suggests we would be interested in any of this.

Yeh we get this too, especially drugs 🤨"

Show offs

lol

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By *ualityNotQuantityUKCouple
7 weeks ago

Leicester

We get virtually nothing like that, which we are very grateful for, but now beginning to think " what's wrong with us?". 🙄

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
7 weeks ago

Norwichish

All time low for us was someone asking if “she was free as I have my belt waiting”

As if anyone gets to do that without a bit more of a chat first.

Had to update our profile in the end to explain the kink side a little more to any who would bother to read…many still don’t.

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By *r Mrs Fuckable OP Couple
7 weeks ago

Stoke

"The gist of this weeks messages has basically consisted of:

"Fancy a shag? I'm a heavy cummer!"

"How's you?"

"Me and my mate are sat having a wank together, want to come and finish us both off?"

And the classic one:

"I'm currently sat on the A34 in my truck, fancy coming over for a fuck?"

Don't you just love Fab!

🤣🤣🤣

Surely after that lively piece of poetry, you felt compelled to drop everything and go meet for a quick fuck !! 🤣🤣 I mean come on , it's probably his best chatup line 🤣🤣🤣🤣"

I know, his rhyming was off the scale, instantly felt my knickers starting to drop 😂

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
7 weeks ago

Bradford

"The gist of this weeks messages has basically consisted of:

"Fancy a shag? I'm a heavy cummer!"

"How's you?"

"Me and my mate are sat having a wank together, want to come and finish us both off?"

And the classic one:

"I'm currently sat on the A34 in my truck, fancy coming over for a fuck?"

Don't you just love Fab!

Well mine went like this,

Blocked..

Message deleted

Message ignored

Oh I did get that one reply that said “thanks babe” that led me to think I was in!!! But I wasn’t in and I didn’t get a second response hahahahaha

The one thing I can take away from this though is,, I know I’m not alone in my hardship ha

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

I’ve almost given up on my inbox.

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
7 weeks ago

Norwichish

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
7 weeks ago

Norwichish

"I’ve almost given up on my inbox. "

Hopefully not the metaphorical one and just the one on here

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By *hatsWhatCoupleCouple
7 weeks ago

Northampton

"We’ve been offered cash, gifts and drugs this week.

Not sure what on our profile that suggests we would be interested in any of this.

Yeh we get this too, especially drugs 🤨"

LOL - I (Mr) was staying in your town. Must be a local guys strategy

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By *ibblepilotMan
7 weeks ago

Preston

Bear in mind a good chunk of fellas are complete nob heads

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By *rMindandMrsCuriousCouple
7 weeks ago

Bristol

"The gist of this weeks messages has basically consisted of:

"Fancy a shag? I'm a heavy cummer!"

"How's you?"

"Me and my mate are sat having a wank together, want to come and finish us both off?"

And the classic one:

"I'm currently sat on the A34 in my truck, fancy coming over for a fuck?"

Don't you just love Fab!

Maybe we need to unblock single guys...just so we can have a laugh at those messages too...on the other hand, fairly sure they will wear thin after about...oooh, 24 hours! 😆

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By *iredhandMan
7 weeks ago

Manchester

"The gist of this weeks messages has basically consisted of:

"Fancy a shag? I'm a heavy cummer!"

"How's you?"

"Me and my mate are sat having a wank together, want to come and finish us both off?"

And the classic one:

"I'm currently sat on the A34 in my truck, fancy coming over for a fuck?"

Don't you just love Fab!

Hope he sent a detailed description of his truck. There’s loads of them on the A34! 🙄

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By *eyeYCouple
7 weeks ago

Nr Leicester

Feeling jealous, we seem to be avoided by such eloquent deviants.. #sarcasm 😉🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

Love the reading all right

But to be fair

My block list good now lol

Where's the nomal gentleman gone

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By *r Mrs Fuckable OP Couple
7 weeks ago

Stoke

"The gist of this weeks messages has basically consisted of:

"Fancy a shag? I'm a heavy cummer!"

"How's you?"

"Me and my mate are sat having a wank together, want to come and finish us both off?"

And the classic one:

"I'm currently sat on the A34 in my truck, fancy coming over for a fuck?"

Don't you just love Fab!

Hope he sent a detailed description of his truck. There’s loads of them on the A34! 🙄"

I'd of found him, that sweaty ball smell on opening the cab would have have given it away 😂

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By *WB85Man
7 weeks ago

Staffordshire

When your wife constantly gets these kind of messages, it seriously makes you question if you should be on here at all.

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By *usyBusyElfWoman
7 weeks ago

Brum

I have this morning had a message from another dude asking me to be his mummy

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By *Silver-Man
7 weeks ago

Mold

"The gist of this weeks messages has basically consisted of:

"Fancy a shag? I'm a heavy cummer!"

"How's you?"

"Me and my mate are sat having a wank together, want to come and finish us both off?"

And the classic one:

"I'm currently sat on the A34 in my truck, fancy coming over for a fuck?"

Don't you just love Fab!

Hope he sent a detailed description of his truck. There’s loads of them on the A34! 🙄

I'd of found him, that sweaty ball smell on opening the cab would have have given it away 😂"

Tell me, which baby wipes do use? I have trouble finding ones that dont iritate me..

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By *Silver-Man
7 weeks ago

Mold

"I have this morning had a message from another dude asking me to be his mummy "

I have had plenty from fems asking for me to be their Daddy...

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