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"I recently realised I never fucked American wondering is there any swinging around "I've been around the block longer than you..done American, Russian and Australian, just waiting to meet eskimo Nell to complete the compass  | |||
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" I hope you have a world map on the wall "no, but got one of the solar system. Lol | |||
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"Well I’m looking for Americans in uk "no Americans settled around Greenham? maybe take a trip to Scotland, I know there's plenty around helensburgh naval base. | |||
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 I think it’s the accent for me that does it  I don’t even know , I guess it’s just something on my bucket list | |||
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"Well I’m looking for Americans in uk "Just seen your profile.... Howdy, my name's Tex...nice to meet y'all 😉 | |||
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"Well I’m looking for Americans in uk no Americans settled around Greenham? maybe take a trip to Scotland, I know there's plenty around helensburgh naval base. ". If they had they will be twice my age if not more  | |||
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"Gonna be having my first American experience on Sunday ". Is it bad that I kinda want the story time after now  | |||
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"Well I’m looking for Americans in uk
Just seen your profile....
Howdy, my name's Tex...nice to meet y'all 😉". is that an attempt at role play ? | |||
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(or a big mac as I am scottish. ) | |||
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"Well I’m looking for Americans in uk
Just seen your profile....
Howdy, my name's Tex...nice to meet y'all 😉. is that an attempt at role play ? "No I'm an actual real life American, can't you tell by my canny accent and cowboy hat 🤠 , yeeeee haaawwww | |||
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"I recently realised I never fucked American wondering is there any swinging around "We tend to prefer the term lifestyle Vs "swinging" as most of US.. Americans.. I've met treat it as an extension of who they are and not a boring tick box or only on special occasion sex chore... PLUS..I'd just be a double tick box to you I'm sure possible 3 ticks.. | |||
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"Well I’m looking for Americans in uk
Just seen your profile....
Howdy, my name's Tex...nice to meet y'all 😉. is that an attempt at role play ?
No I'm an actual real life American, can't you tell by my canny accent and cowboy hat 🤠 , yeeeee haaawwww"I'd be convinced if you had the correct saying on your bio.... It's sheets..not bed lol | |||
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"Well I’m looking for Americans in uk
Just seen your profile....
Howdy, my name's Tex...nice to meet y'all 😉. is that an attempt at role play ?
No I'm an actual real life American, can't you tell by my canny accent and cowboy hat 🤠 , yeeeee haaawwww
I'd be convinced if you had the correct saying on your bio.... It's sheets..not bed lol"Hey! It's a quote from a well known American song...don't try and out American me ma'am.... you'll come off looking foolhardy god dammit | |||
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"Well I’m looking for Americans in uk
Just seen your profile....
Howdy, my name's Tex...nice to meet y'all 😉. is that an attempt at role play ?
No I'm an actual real life American, can't you tell by my canny accent and cowboy hat 🤠 , yeeeee haaawwww"Not convinced | |||
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"I recently realised I never fucked American wondering is there any swinging around
We tend to prefer the term lifestyle Vs "swinging" as most of US.. Americans.. I've met treat it as an extension of who they are and not a boring tick box or only on special occasion sex chore...
PLUS..I'd just be a double tick box to you I'm sure possible 3 ticks.."I stand corrected then | |||
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"Well I’m looking for Americans in uk
Just seen your profile....
Howdy, my name's Tex...nice to meet y'all 😉. is that an attempt at role play ?
No I'm an actual real life American, can't you tell by my canny accent and cowboy hat 🤠 , yeeeee haaawwww
Not convinced "Oh a wise guy..ehhhhh, you're gonna regret the day you ever crossed Mr Jefferson P Wildtimes!!! You mark my words.... | |||
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"Well I’m looking for Americans in uk
Just seen your profile....
Howdy, my name's Tex...nice to meet y'all 😉. is that an attempt at role play ?
No I'm an actual real life American, can't you tell by my canny accent and cowboy hat 🤠 , yeeeee haaawwww
I'd be convinced if you had the correct saying on your bio.... It's sheets..not bed lol
Hey! It's a quote from a well known American song...don't try and out American me ma'am.... you'll come off looking foolhardy god dammit "Lol ok Bless your pretty little heart Haahaa take that one on the chin | |||
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"Well I’m looking for Americans in uk
Just seen your profile....
Howdy, my name's Tex...nice to meet y'all 😉. is that an attempt at role play ?
No I'm an actual real life American, can't you tell by my canny accent and cowboy hat 🤠 , yeeeee haaawwww
Not convinced
Oh a wise guy..ehhhhh, you're gonna regret the day you ever crossed Mr Jefferson P Wildtimes!!! You mark my words...."sounds like you got that of a movie | |||
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"I recently realised I never fucked American wondering is there any swinging around "I have They are mostly quite annoying. | |||
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"Well I’m looking for Americans in uk
Just seen your profile....
Howdy, my name's Tex...nice to meet y'all 😉. is that an attempt at role play ?
No I'm an actual real life American, can't you tell by my canny accent and cowboy hat 🤠 , yeeeee haaawwww
I'd be convinced if you had the correct saying on your bio.... It's sheets..not bed lol
Hey! It's a quote from a well known American song...don't try and out American me ma'am.... you'll come off looking foolhardy god dammit
Lol ok Bless your pretty little heart
Haahaa take that one on the chin "You mean to tell me you've never heard of Ludacris? ...some American you are...he's as American as mom's apple pie, the Yankees and pizza!!! Have you no shame? | |||
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"Gonna be having my first American experience on Sunday . Is it bad that I kinda want the story time after now "Maybe you'll get it | |||
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"Well I’m looking for Americans in uk
Just seen your profile....
Howdy, my name's Tex...nice to meet y'all 😉. is that an attempt at role play ?
No I'm an actual real life American, can't you tell by my canny accent and cowboy hat 🤠 , yeeeee haaawwww
Not convinced
Oh a wise guy..ehhhhh, you're gonna regret the day you ever crossed Mr Jefferson P Wildtimes!!! You mark my words...."Far too witty reply to be yer actual American | |||
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"Well I’m looking for Americans in uk
Just seen your profile....
Howdy, my name's Tex...nice to meet y'all 😉. is that an attempt at role play ?
No I'm an actual real life American, can't you tell by my canny accent and cowboy hat 🤠 , yeeeee haaawwww
Not convinced
Oh a wise guy..ehhhhh, you're gonna regret the day you ever crossed Mr Jefferson P Wildtimes!!! You mark my words.... sounds like you got that of a movie "You laughing at me? I'm funny? Funny how, like a clown? I amuse you? I'm here to amuse you? What the heck is so funny about me? ....you tryna be a wise guy? ....huh? | |||
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"Well I’m looking for Americans in uk
Just seen your profile....
Howdy, my name's Tex...nice to meet y'all 😉. is that an attempt at role play ?
No I'm an actual real life American, can't you tell by my canny accent and cowboy hat 🤠 , yeeeee haaawwww
Not convinced
Oh a wise guy..ehhhhh, you're gonna regret the day you ever crossed Mr Jefferson P Wildtimes!!! You mark my words....
Far too witty reply to be yer actual American "Shhuuusshhj.. hey, you wanna help out over here, I'm tryna bang this broad..alright .... | |||
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"Well I’m looking for Americans in uk
Just seen your profile....
Howdy, my name's Tex...nice to meet y'all 😉. is that an attempt at role play ?
No I'm an actual real life American, can't you tell by my canny accent and cowboy hat 🤠 , yeeeee haaawwww
Not convinced
Oh a wise guy..ehhhhh, you're gonna regret the day you ever crossed Mr Jefferson P Wildtimes!!! You mark my words....
Far too witty reply to be yer actual American "Fixed it for you ..Far too witty reply must be yer actual American.. | |||
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"Well I’m looking for Americans in uk
Just seen your profile....
Howdy, my name's Tex...nice to meet y'all 😉. is that an attempt at role play ?
No I'm an actual real life American, can't you tell by my canny accent and cowboy hat 🤠 , yeeeee haaawwww
Not convinced
Oh a wise guy..ehhhhh, you're gonna regret the day you ever crossed Mr Jefferson P Wildtimes!!! You mark my words....
Far too witty reply to be yer actual American
Fixed it for you ..Far too witty reply must be yer actual American.. "So you agree I'm American...take that one on the chin 👏 | |||
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"Well I’m looking for Americans in uk
Just seen your profile....
Howdy, my name's Tex...nice to meet y'all 😉. is that an attempt at role play ?
No I'm an actual real life American, can't you tell by my canny accent and cowboy hat 🤠 , yeeeee haaawwww
Not convinced
Oh a wise guy..ehhhhh, you're gonna regret the day you ever crossed Mr Jefferson P Wildtimes!!! You mark my words....
Far too witty reply to be yer actual American
Fixed it for you ..Far too witty reply must be yer actual American.. "Hahaha. So few reslly get humour in my experience living and working there. They need canned laughter to know when something is funny | |||
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"Well I’m looking for Americans in uk
Just seen your profile....
Howdy, my name's Tex...nice to meet y'all 😉. is that an attempt at role play ?
No I'm an actual real life American, can't you tell by my canny accent and cowboy hat 🤠 , yeeeee haaawwww
Not convinced
Oh a wise guy..ehhhhh, you're gonna regret the day you ever crossed Mr Jefferson P Wildtimes!!! You mark my words....
Far too witty reply to be yer actual American
Shhuuusshhj.. hey, you wanna help out over here, I'm tryna bang this broad..alright ...." | |||
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"Well I’m looking for Americans in uk
Just seen your profile....
Howdy, my name's Tex...nice to meet y'all 😉. is that an attempt at role play ?
No I'm an actual real life American, can't you tell by my canny accent and cowboy hat 🤠 , yeeeee haaawwww
Not convinced
Oh a wise guy..ehhhhh, you're gonna regret the day you ever crossed Mr Jefferson P Wildtimes!!! You mark my words....
Far too witty reply to be yer actual American
Fixed it for you ..Far too witty reply must be yer actual American..
Hahaha.
So few reslly get humour in my experience living and working there.
They need canned laughter to know when something is funny"Most British and Scottish humour is saying a Lie to someone and finding it funny... We just call that being an asshole at someone else's expense.. Baby haggis are found generally in the Borders and the Kelpies go out to see at low tide... | |||
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"I recently realised I never fucked American wondering is there any swinging around "Born and raised in New Jersey, came to Scotland in 2005, maw and da from Glesga. Anything else you want to know? | |||
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"Well I’m looking for Americans in uk
Just seen your profile....
Howdy, my name's Tex...nice to meet y'all 😉. is that an attempt at role play ?
No I'm an actual real life American, can't you tell by my canny accent and cowboy hat 🤠 , yeeeee haaawwww
Not convinced
Oh a wise guy..ehhhhh, you're gonna regret the day you ever crossed Mr Jefferson P Wildtimes!!! You mark my words....
Far too witty reply to be yer actual American
Shhuuusshhj.. hey, you wanna help out over here, I'm tryna bang this broad..alright .... "No..baby, you got me all wrong, I swear, gimme another chance...I can change...honest.... | |||
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"Well I’m looking for Americans in uk
Just seen your profile....
Howdy, my name's Tex...nice to meet y'all 😉. is that an attempt at role play ?
No I'm an actual real life American, can't you tell by my canny accent and cowboy hat 🤠 , yeeeee haaawwww
Not convinced
Oh a wise guy..ehhhhh, you're gonna regret the day you ever crossed Mr Jefferson P Wildtimes!!! You mark my words....
Far too witty reply to be yer actual American
Shhuuusshhj.. hey, you wanna help out over here, I'm tryna bang this broad..alright ....
No..baby, you got me all wrong, I swear, gimme another chance...I can change...honest...."no it’s too late | |||
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"Well I’m looking for Americans in uk
Just seen your profile....
Howdy, my name's Tex...nice to meet y'all 😉. is that an attempt at role play ?
No I'm an actual real life American, can't you tell by my canny accent and cowboy hat 🤠 , yeeeee haaawwww
Not convinced
Oh a wise guy..ehhhhh, you're gonna regret the day you ever crossed Mr Jefferson P Wildtimes!!! You mark my words....
Far too witty reply to be yer actual American
Shhuuusshhj.. hey, you wanna help out over here, I'm tryna bang this broad..alright ....
No..baby, you got me all wrong, I swear, gimme another chance...I can change...honest.... no it’s too late "you've made a very powerful enemy today, very powerful indeed, you better watch yo back!, come on boys... lets go, I just lost my appetite. | |||
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"Well I’m looking for Americans in uk
Just seen your profile....
Howdy, my name's Tex...nice to meet y'all 😉. is that an attempt at role play ?
No I'm an actual real life American, can't you tell by my canny accent and cowboy hat 🤠 , yeeeee haaawwww
Not convinced
Oh a wise guy..ehhhhh, you're gonna regret the day you ever crossed Mr Jefferson P Wildtimes!!! You mark my words....
Far too witty reply to be yer actual American
Shhuuusshhj.. hey, you wanna help out over here, I'm tryna bang this broad..alright ....
No..baby, you got me all wrong, I swear, gimme another chance...I can change...honest.... no it’s too late
you've made a very powerful enemy today, very powerful indeed, you better watch yo back!, come on boys... lets go, I just lost my appetite."just when the drama was starting to get to me | |||
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"Well I’m looking for Americans in uk
Just seen your profile....
Howdy, my name's Tex...nice to meet y'all 😉. is that an attempt at role play ?
No I'm an actual real life American, can't you tell by my canny accent and cowboy hat 🤠 , yeeeee haaawwww
Not convinced
Oh a wise guy..ehhhhh, you're gonna regret the day you ever crossed Mr Jefferson P Wildtimes!!! You mark my words....
Far too witty reply to be yer actual American
Shhuuusshhj.. hey, you wanna help out over here, I'm tryna bang this broad..alright ....
No..baby, you got me all wrong, I swear, gimme another chance...I can change...honest.... no it’s too late
you've made a very powerful enemy today, very powerful indeed, you better watch yo back!, come on boys... lets go, I just lost my appetite. just when the drama was starting to get to me "Oh you old tease...I'm running out of Americanisms ... | |||
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"Well I’m looking for Americans in uk
Just seen your profile....
Howdy, my name's Tex...nice to meet y'all 😉. is that an attempt at role play ?
No I'm an actual real life American, can't you tell by my canny accent and cowboy hat 🤠 , yeeeee haaawwww
Not convinced
Oh a wise guy..ehhhhh, you're gonna regret the day you ever crossed Mr Jefferson P Wildtimes!!! You mark my words....
Far too witty reply to be yer actual American
Shhuuusshhj.. hey, you wanna help out over here, I'm tryna bang this broad..alright ....
No..baby, you got me all wrong, I swear, gimme another chance...I can change...honest.... no it’s too late
you've made a very powerful enemy today, very powerful indeed, you better watch yo back!, come on boys... lets go, I just lost my appetite. just when the drama was starting to get to me
Oh you old tease...I'm running out of Americanisms ..." oh no I was almost enjoying this kinda role play | |||
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"Well I’m looking for Americans in uk
Just seen your profile....
Howdy, my name's Tex...nice to meet y'all 😉. is that an attempt at role play ?
No I'm an actual real life American, can't you tell by my canny accent and cowboy hat 🤠 , yeeeee haaawwww
Not convinced
Oh a wise guy..ehhhhh, you're gonna regret the day you ever crossed Mr Jefferson P Wildtimes!!! You mark my words....
Far too witty reply to be yer actual American
Shhuuusshhj.. hey, you wanna help out over here, I'm tryna bang this broad..alright ....
No..baby, you got me all wrong, I swear, gimme another chance...I can change...honest.... no it’s too late
you've made a very powerful enemy today, very powerful indeed, you better watch yo back!, come on boys... lets go, I just lost my appetite. just when the drama was starting to get to me
Oh you old tease...I'm running out of Americanisms ...
oh no I was almost enjoying this kinda role play "Well pardon me little miss, we appear to have gotten off on the wrong foot, I'd like to apologise for my earlier..little indiscretion...maybe I could buy you a drink sometime, and take you to an old timey barn dance? | |||
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"Well I’m looking for Americans in uk
Just seen your profile....
Howdy, my name's Tex...nice to meet y'all 😉. is that an attempt at role play ?
No I'm an actual real life American, can't you tell by my canny accent and cowboy hat 🤠 , yeeeee haaawwww
Not convinced
Oh a wise guy..ehhhhh, you're gonna regret the day you ever crossed Mr Jefferson P Wildtimes!!! You mark my words....
Far too witty reply to be yer actual American
Shhuuusshhj.. hey, you wanna help out over here, I'm tryna bang this broad..alright ....
No..baby, you got me all wrong, I swear, gimme another chance...I can change...honest...."Like I said, Americans have no sense of humour | |||
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