FabSwingers.com forum: Hi how’s you?

By *ulie Roberts OP TV/TS
11 weeks ago

Southampton

If I see this once more as a first message I’ll scream! Please tell me others get this too!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
11 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

But I'm just trying to make conversation 🙄

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By *rorangeukMan
11 weeks ago

Southport

Does "Hi, How are you?" work better?

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By *CExeCouple
11 weeks ago

Lincoln/Exeter

U ok hun?

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By *andPextraCouple
11 weeks ago

North West

What youse into?

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By *lthomasMan
11 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

can u tribute

Not even Hi how's u

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By *hat.coupleCouple
11 weeks ago

Dartford

Hi wu up 2 is worse!!

Or anyone that says "yous". God I feel old! I'm going round triggering myself today!

Mrs x

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By *aomilatteCouple
11 weeks ago

Midlands

We had "owz u" once

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By *tickler2000Man
11 weeks ago

St Agnes

And the pinnacle of effort, "Hi"

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By *lowhands7Man
11 weeks ago

South Leicestershire (willing to travel)

Infuriating!! I would say the height of laziness but that's the ones that simply put "hey". Why even bother?!!

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By *olfandtazCouple
11 weeks ago

Bristol

Wuu2 winds us up

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By *nya NeesWoman
11 weeks ago

Brum

Hey bbe

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By *aribbean King 1985Man
11 weeks ago

South West London

Nothing wrong with someone asking hi how are you? as a starting conversation. Better that then someone saying something vulgar first where they get blocked immediately

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
11 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Nothing wrong with someone asking hi how are you? as a starting conversation. Better that then someone saying something vulgar first where they get blocked immediately "

Someone pissing on your shoe is better than someone shitting on your head I guess.

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By *aribbean King 1985Man
11 weeks ago

South West London

"Nothing wrong with someone asking hi how are you? as a starting conversation. Better that then someone saying something vulgar first where they get blocked immediately

Someone pissing on your shoe is better than someone shitting on your head I guess."
well they both disgusting but yes i guess so

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By *hat.coupleCouple
11 weeks ago

Dartford

"Nothing wrong with someone asking hi how are you? as a starting conversation. Better that then someone saying something vulgar first where they get blocked immediately

Someone pissing on your shoe is better than someone shitting on your head I guess."

Well I'd prefer no piss or shit on my shoes personally but some people are into that stuff sooooool.......

Mrs x

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
11 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

On the couples profile we often don't even get the 'how's you', just the 'hi'. 🤷‍♂️

There's two less letters in the replies we don't send.

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By *iss DevilWoman
11 weeks ago

Bedford

I hate text speak in messages! How is "hru" even acceptable communication between humans???

I've been getting a lot of "hi"s lately, from mostly blank profiles. I get that you have to start somewhere, but "hi" or "how are you?" in whatever form is pointless in online communication between 2 profiles, in my opinion.

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By *hat.coupleCouple
11 weeks ago

Dartford

"Nothing wrong with someone asking hi how are you? as a starting conversation. Better that then someone saying something vulgar first where they get blocked immediately

Someone pissing on your shoe is better than someone shitting on your head I guess.

Well I'd prefer no piss or shit on my shoes personally but some people are into that stuff sooooool.......

Mrs x"

In fact, if given the ultimatum of piss or shit on my shoe I'd probably just give them my shoes and tell them to "go to town on them" before leaving

Mrs x

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
11 weeks ago

Leeds

I'm fine.

My day is fine.

No plans for the weekend.

We don't meet men.

That's the replies to all my recent inboxes, if I'd bothered enough to reply.

Mrs

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
11 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Nothing wrong with someone asking hi how are you? as a starting conversation. Better that then someone saying something vulgar first where they get blocked immediately

Someone pissing on your shoe is better than someone shitting on your head I guess.

Well I'd prefer no piss or shit on my shoes personally but some people are into that stuff sooooool.......

Mrs x

In fact, if given the ultimatum of piss or shit on my shoe I'd probably just give them my shoes and tell them to "go to town on them" before leaving

Mrs x"

You realise they just don't acknowledge the shoe and just piss on your socks as you're obviously turning away then right?

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By *hat.coupleCouple
11 weeks ago

Dartford

"Nothing wrong with someone asking hi how are you? as a starting conversation. Better that then someone saying something vulgar first where they get blocked immediately

Someone pissing on your shoe is better than someone shitting on your head I guess.

Well I'd prefer no piss or shit on my shoes personally but some people are into that stuff sooooool.......

Mrs x

In fact, if given the ultimatum of piss or shit on my shoe I'd probably just give them my shoes and tell them to "go to town on them" before leaving

Mrs x

You realise they just don't acknowledge the shoe and just piss on your socks as you're obviously turning away then right?"

Darn it! My plan failed!!

Mrs x

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By *endalshaggersCouple
11 weeks ago

Kendal

Fuck now?

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By *awpleasureMan
11 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield

"If I see this once more as a first message I’ll scream! Please tell me others get this too!"

It's far better than wot u upto or even worse, wuut?

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By *ikilovesCCouple
11 weeks ago

village life, closest main town inverness

"If I see this once more as a first message I’ll scream! Please tell me others get this too!"

All the time

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

I've just had

" U ok "

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By *issmorganWoman
11 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

I once had a message that just said u, really well thought out.

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By *as0046Man
11 weeks ago

stourbridge

"I once had a message that just said u, really well thought out. "

U 😏

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By *ensualgent38Man
11 weeks ago

London & Edinburgh

By some way the strangest opening message!

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By *orphia2003Woman
11 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

"If I see this once more as a first message I’ll scream! Please tell me others get this too!"

All the time. Better than 'wuu2' or 'x' though.

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By *etitehotwife4uCouple
11 weeks ago

wirral

Yes but makes it easier to sort mail box as they go straight to delete

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