FabSwingers.com forum: Hi how’s you?

By *ulie Roberts OP TV/TS
4 weeks ago

Southampton

If I see this once more as a first message I’ll scream! Please tell me others get this too!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
4 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

But I'm just trying to make conversation 🙄

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By *rorangeukMan
4 weeks ago

Southport

Does "Hi, How are you?" work better?

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By *CExeCouple
4 weeks ago

Lincoln/Exeter

U ok hun?

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By *andPextraCouple
4 weeks ago

North West

What youse into?

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By *lthomasMan
4 weeks ago

Wolves

can u tribute

Not even Hi how's u

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By *hat.coupleCouple
4 weeks ago

Dartford

Hi wu up 2 is worse!!

Or anyone that says "yous". God I feel old! I'm going round triggering myself today!

Mrs x

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By *aomilatteCouple
4 weeks ago

Midlands

We had "owz u" once

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By *tickler2000Man
4 weeks ago

St Agnes

And the pinnacle of effort, "Hi"

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By *lowhands7Man
4 weeks ago

South Leicestershire / Burton on Trent

Infuriating!! I would say the height of laziness but that's the ones that simply put "hey". Why even bother?!!

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By *olfandtazCouple
4 weeks ago

Bristol

Wuu2 winds us up

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
4 weeks ago

Brum

Hey bbe

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By *aribbean King 1985Man
4 weeks ago

South West London

Nothing wrong with someone asking hi how are you? as a starting conversation. Better that then someone saying something vulgar first where they get blocked immediately

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
4 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Nothing wrong with someone asking hi how are you? as a starting conversation. Better that then someone saying something vulgar first where they get blocked immediately "

Someone pissing on your shoe is better than someone shitting on your head I guess.

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By *aribbean King 1985Man
4 weeks ago

South West London

"Nothing wrong with someone asking hi how are you? as a starting conversation. Better that then someone saying something vulgar first where they get blocked immediately

Someone pissing on your shoe is better than someone shitting on your head I guess."
well they both disgusting but yes i guess so

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By *hat.coupleCouple
4 weeks ago

Dartford

"Nothing wrong with someone asking hi how are you? as a starting conversation. Better that then someone saying something vulgar first where they get blocked immediately

Someone pissing on your shoe is better than someone shitting on your head I guess."

Well I'd prefer no piss or shit on my shoes personally but some people are into that stuff sooooool.......

Mrs x

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
4 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

On the couples profile we often don't even get the 'how's you', just the 'hi'. 🤷‍♂️

There's two less letters in the replies we don't send.

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By *iss DevilWoman
4 weeks ago

Bedford

I hate text speak in messages! How is "hru" even acceptable communication between humans???

I've been getting a lot of "hi"s lately, from mostly blank profiles. I get that you have to start somewhere, but "hi" or "how are you?" in whatever form is pointless in online communication between 2 profiles, in my opinion.

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By *hat.coupleCouple
4 weeks ago

Dartford

"Nothing wrong with someone asking hi how are you? as a starting conversation. Better that then someone saying something vulgar first where they get blocked immediately

Someone pissing on your shoe is better than someone shitting on your head I guess.

Well I'd prefer no piss or shit on my shoes personally but some people are into that stuff sooooool.......

Mrs x"

In fact, if given the ultimatum of piss or shit on my shoe I'd probably just give them my shoes and tell them to "go to town on them" before leaving

Mrs x

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
4 weeks ago

Leeds

I'm fine.

My day is fine.

No plans for the weekend.

We don't meet men.

That's the replies to all my recent inboxes, if I'd bothered enough to reply.

Mrs

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
4 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Nothing wrong with someone asking hi how are you? as a starting conversation. Better that then someone saying something vulgar first where they get blocked immediately

Someone pissing on your shoe is better than someone shitting on your head I guess.

Well I'd prefer no piss or shit on my shoes personally but some people are into that stuff sooooool.......

Mrs x

In fact, if given the ultimatum of piss or shit on my shoe I'd probably just give them my shoes and tell them to "go to town on them" before leaving

Mrs x"

You realise they just don't acknowledge the shoe and just piss on your socks as you're obviously turning away then right?

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By *hat.coupleCouple
4 weeks ago

Dartford

"Nothing wrong with someone asking hi how are you? as a starting conversation. Better that then someone saying something vulgar first where they get blocked immediately

Someone pissing on your shoe is better than someone shitting on your head I guess.

Well I'd prefer no piss or shit on my shoes personally but some people are into that stuff sooooool.......

Mrs x

In fact, if given the ultimatum of piss or shit on my shoe I'd probably just give them my shoes and tell them to "go to town on them" before leaving

Mrs x

You realise they just don't acknowledge the shoe and just piss on your socks as you're obviously turning away then right?"

Darn it! My plan failed!!

Mrs x

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By *endalshaggersCouple
4 weeks ago

Kendal

Fuck now?

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By *awpleasureMan
4 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield

"If I see this once more as a first message I’ll scream! Please tell me others get this too!"

It's far better than wot u upto or even worse, wuut?

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By *ikilovesCCouple
4 weeks ago

village life, closest main town inverness

"If I see this once more as a first message I’ll scream! Please tell me others get this too!"

All the time

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

I've just had

" U ok "

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By *issmorganWoman
4 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

I once had a message that just said u, really well thought out.

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By *as0046Man
4 weeks ago

stourbridge

"I once had a message that just said u, really well thought out. "

U 😏

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By *ensualgent38Man
4 weeks ago

Edinburgh & London

By some way the strangest opening message!

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By *orphia2003Woman
4 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

"If I see this once more as a first message I’ll scream! Please tell me others get this too!"

All the time. Better than 'wuu2' or 'x' though.

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By *etitehotwife4uCouple
4 weeks ago

Wirral

Yes but makes it easier to sort mail box as they go straight to delete

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