FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to Swingers Chat

The funniest thing someone said to you during sex

Jump to newest
 

By *ink Desires OP   Man
12 weeks ago

UK

What's the funniest thing someone said to you during sex?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *aughty_ex_newbiesCouple
12 weeks ago

Glasgow

I had a girl propose marriage to me on a really hot couples meet. Wasn't as funny as her partner's face when she said it πŸ˜‰πŸ˜…

Mrs x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ink Desires OP   Man
12 weeks ago

UK


"I had a girl propose marriage to me on a really hot couples meet. Wasn't as funny as her partner's face when she said it πŸ˜‰πŸ˜…

Mrs x"

Whoops lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ike_looking_forMan
12 weeks ago

Cumbria

you need to hurry up there us a queue

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ilverfox for youMan
12 weeks ago

Hull

Balls deep and she said put it in then !!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ampire69Man
12 weeks ago

Birmingham West Midlands

What time is your wife due back !!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oastal1968Man
12 weeks ago

London

Is this your first time in prison?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

12 weeks ago

East Sussex

One guy whispered in my ear "the police are coming for you" in a really menacing tone of voice

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ike_looking_forMan
12 weeks ago

Cumbria

oh and to add another one....

Did you just fall asleep?

To be fair the jet lag was killing me and I'd had a few drinks and it was for less than a minute

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *isceanguyMan
12 weeks ago

La La Land

I once had a guy ask if I could help him put up a shelf in his living room

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

I was face sitting a guy and he suddenly burst out:-

"OHHH PLEASE FART ALL OVER MY FACE", in a loud voice as he wanked off.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hil most chillMan
12 weeks ago

South East & Europe

One fwb asked if I was peeing on her at the conclusion of our first meet. It was dark and luckily I was just cumming on her, a lot

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *evergiveupMan
12 weeks ago

derbyshire

Where has the condom gone ?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

I didn't expect it feel that big, it kinda makes me feel full! God my husband is tiny! We then did burst into laughter haha

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ighugs69Man
12 weeks ago

Port Talbot

Stopped while walking in woods. Was just getting into a good rhythm was told don't take too long this time incase we were caught.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *mallaboutthefunMan
12 weeks ago

Warrington

These stories are brilliant

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *enelope2UWoman
12 weeks ago

Fife

You are so tight and soft...he was just fucking my thighs...I said wait till you actually put it inside me...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkyandthebrain2023Couple
12 weeks ago

Cheshire

I once had a guy continuously make comments about being a gynecologist to the point I believed him and was conscious about a professional with fannies looking at mine! Afterwards when I asked what hospital he worked in he looks confused and told me he's sells plumbing parts

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

One guy said I don’t cum this quick all the time but he cum even quicker second time around!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *igboyreecexxxMan
12 weeks ago

hemel

My name isn’t Staci 😬

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *sleWightCoupleCouple
12 weeks ago

Ryde

Had a guy who had been having trouble getting it up, and found that wanking him off was the only way to ensure anything happening in the trouser department.

After tossing him off for about half a sodding hour, my rotator-cuff was really starting to give me gyp. I decided to try and bring about a climax to get it over with, and squeezed tighter and increased the tempo.

I couldn't believe it when he exclaimed: "Don't do that - I'm gonna' cum!!"

It was my husband who blurted out: "That's the fucking idea, for chrissakes!"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Not what I said but what happened.

We had been out in the pub and got home and got down to it.

Lube was needed but didn't have any, so she said, try the tub of Vaseline in the drawer.

Being dark and bit tipsy I opened the drawer, got the "Vaseline out", put in in us both and we screemed at same time.

Lol- turned light on..

I grabbed Vicks vapor rub instead of Vaseline

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *urbo321123Man
12 weeks ago

BEWDLEY

My mate had a girl ask him to talk dirty to her but couldn't think of anything to say so just blurted out "you fat cunt". She wasn't too impressed

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top