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By *asterfulsoul OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester

Who has one, who has tried one, how do you rate it?

I have an F Machine Pro3, which is essentially a windscreen wiper motor with a dildo attached. Goes like fuck, you can see an example on my submissive's videos. Two problems are that it can stall under intense load (probably a safety feature, so fair enough) and we once got the cable wrapped up in the machinery, leading to it stretching before completely ripping it in half (soldering iron to the rescue!).

It's a great machine, well thought out and sturdy, but I've been eyeing the OSSM which I think I might have to build because I have some "customisations" I want to make 😁

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By *aigressMan
7 weeks ago

Cardiff

My apologies I thought this was a thread to bitch / vent about "printers"

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
7 weeks ago

the moon


"My apologies I thought this was a thread to bitch / vent about "printers""

Aah fuck it feel free …. I wanna hear about these printers ? 😂 …

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
7 weeks ago

Norwich

I’m halfway through building one. Although I’ve been halfway through for a very long time.

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By *aigressMan
7 weeks ago

Cardiff


"My apologies I thought this was a thread to bitch / vent about "printers"

Aah fuck it feel free …. I wanna hear about these printers ? 😂 … "

They are all cunts

Despite being made for one purpose... they refuse to cooperate

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By *asterfulsoul OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester


"I’m halfway through building one. Although I’ve been halfway through for a very long time."

OSSM? Are you on kinky makers?

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By *mateur100Man
7 weeks ago

nr faversham

I've seen these on porn buds but surely that's as far as they go?

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
7 weeks ago

the moon


"My apologies I thought this was a thread to bitch / vent about "printers"

Aah fuck it feel free …. I wanna hear about these printers ? 😂 …

They are all cunts

Despite being made for one purpose... they refuse to cooperate"

🙄 fucking machines

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By *asterfulsoul OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester


"My apologies I thought this was a thread to bitch / vent about "printers"

Aah fuck it feel free …. I wanna hear about these printers ? 😂 …

They are all cunts

Despite being made for one purpose... they refuse to cooperate"

My printer works fine. Just need to be more selective with your purchases 😏

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
7 weeks ago

Norwich


"I’m halfway through building one. Although I’ve been halfway through for a very long time.

OSSM? Are you on kinky makers?"

Interesting, thanks for the steer. No, I have been ploughing my own furrow, as some might say. I’ll check out KM though.

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By *aggy dollsCouple
7 weeks ago

Bradford

We have the ufuc pro 2, it's a good bit of kit but luna only enjoys it when I'm involved too, she's not a fan of using it solo.

Mr H

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By *asterfulsoul OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester


"I've seen these on porn buds but surely that's as far as they go? "

They'll let just anyone have them nowadays 😁

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By *asterfulsoul OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester


"We have the ufuc pro 2, it's a good bit of kit but luna only enjoys it when I'm involved too, she's not a fan of using it solo.

Mr H"

Yeh, it's more fun with two or more people I reckon. It's a really convenient option for the various double penetrations, too.

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By *oxesMan
7 weeks ago

Southend, Essex


"My apologies I thought this was a thread to bitch / vent about "printers""

Sarah Collins or Venjant most people would have thought.

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