FabSwingers.com forum: pineapple talk

By *paged OP Man
10 weeks ago

Doncaster

Has anyone heard all the pineapple talk on bbc radio 2

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By *oulderingBearMan
10 weeks ago

Falme

Yes, made me chuckle.

Hope it catches on over here but don't think I can

A) afford to buy a pineapple every time I go shopping

B) Eat all that pineapple.

Do you think an upside down tin would work or a plastic carton of chunks?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
10 weeks ago

Leeds

You don't need to buy the pineapple. Put it upside down in your trolley, walk about the supermarket, then once you have hitched up with a fellow swinger but it back before exiting the checkout.

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By *inja 636Man
10 weeks ago

Grays

Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake a tree sorry couldn't resist

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By *acksmith22Man
10 weeks ago

cannock

"Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake a tree sorry couldn't resist

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🤣🤣

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By *heonlycunnilinguyMan
10 weeks ago

Yeovil

"You don't need to buy the pineapple. Put it upside down in your trolley, walk about the supermarket, then once you have hitched up with a fellow swinger but it back before exiting the checkout. "

Said like a voice of experience

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By *afe and shavenCouple
10 weeks ago

Ipswich

"You don't need to buy the pineapple. Put it upside down in your trolley, walk about the supermarket, then once you have hitched up with a fellow swinger but it back before exiting the checkout. "

If only it was that simple.

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By *ess n BenCouple
10 weeks ago

Didcot

"Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake a tree sorry couldn't resist

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By *oonbath89Man
10 weeks ago

radstock

I hope Sara cox turns her pineapple upside down

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By *allySlinkyWoman
10 weeks ago

Leeds

I bought a swimming costume with upside down pineapples on it. I wore it in Benidorm last year and got no response whatsoever. Disappointing.

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By *.hrisMan
10 weeks ago

Bath

No I haven't heard all of the talk. But I do know, that pineapple is good on pizza!

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By *paged OP Man
10 weeks ago

Doncaster

"You don't need to buy the pineapple. Put it upside down in your trolley, walk about the supermarket, then once you have hitched up with a fellow swinger but it back before exiting the checkout. "

Great idea

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By *heonixrising500Man
10 weeks ago

Barnsley

I just got two tins of pineapple chunks

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By *paged OP Man
10 weeks ago

Doncaster

"I bought a swimming costume with upside down pineapples on it. I wore it in Benidorm last year and got no response whatsoever. Disappointing. "

Wear it for me and you will get a response and all my attention xx

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By *hades Of GreyMan
10 weeks ago

Leeds

"But I do know, that pineapple is good on pizza!"

Urghh pineapple on pizza! Do you turn it upside down to make a "Pineapple upside down pizza"?

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By *illiam101000Man
10 weeks ago

Melton Mowbray

I think the pineapple marketing board has a lot to do with this. Pineapple is going through the roof I bet. Lol

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By *as0046Man
10 weeks ago

stourbridge

Pineapple my safe word 🫢

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By *illiam101000Man
10 weeks ago

Melton Mowbray

If my pineapple is on its side does that mean I'm bi. Just wondering as I've got to go to tesco later.

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By *oxy jWoman
10 weeks ago

somerset

the current pineapple talk has nothing to do with swinging its was about finding dates/love ..

how these mainly guys so wish for a signal to say hey im a swinger yet very few would have the bottle to approach and those that did would be brave ... men have tried and tried to find things to stick over the years guess what nothing does or will as 99% of women and couples dont want it common knowledge ... only a fool belives in the upside down pinapple just like the pampas grass or the fab lolly or the so called black ring all rubbish

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By *orkshirecouple69 returnCouple
10 weeks ago

doncaster

"Has anyone heard all the pineapple talk on bbc radio 2"

No sorry we only listen to greatest hits radio

Stopped listening to radio 2 when they got rid of Ken Bruce

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By *ananas57Couple
10 weeks ago

lake ariel

My outside lights are all pineapples

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By *illxxMan
10 weeks ago

motherwell

I have been buying pineapples for year simply because they taste a lot better than tined pineapples never had anyone look or approach me. It’s a lot of rubbish

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By *orkshirecouple69 returnCouple
10 weeks ago

doncaster

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By *orkshirecouple69 returnCouple
10 weeks ago

doncaster

"I have been buying pineapples for year simply because they taste a lot better than tined pineapples never had anyone look or approach me. It’s a lot of rubbish "

You will probably get more interest if you put a cucumber and a jar of Vaseline in your shopping trolley in with your pineapple

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By *ale1989Man
10 weeks ago

travelling, ill be close

"I have been buying pineapples for year simply because they taste a lot better than tined pineapples never had anyone look or approach me. It’s a lot of rubbish

You will probably get more interest if you put a cucumber and a jar of Vaseline in your shopping trolley in with your pineapple

I would be looking like

Yep they want it

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By *onnydayzMan
10 weeks ago

preston

"You don't need to buy the pineapple. Put it upside down in your trolley, walk about the supermarket, then once you have hitched up with a fellow swinger but it back before exiting the checkout. "

Where do you do your Supermarket shopping

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By *rchitectMan
10 weeks ago

Dorchester

I will definitely be on the lookout for the upside pineapple.

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By *r and Mrs P SandCouple
10 weeks ago

South West

"You don't need to buy the pineapple. Put it upside down in your trolley, walk about the supermarket, then once you have hitched up with a fellow swinger but it back before exiting the checkout. "

That's us always, grab one then return before leaving the supermarket. Looks but no approaches

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