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By *iscretefuncouple OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

Blackheath

I was recently told that eating lots of celery increases the quantity of cum a man produces and makes it whiter !

Fact or fiction?

Before I buy all the celery in Tescos tomorrow

Any other foods that genuinely work ?

Thank you !!!

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By *edhead72Man
19 weeks ago

Cheltenham and Ashby

No idea about that but it’s great for indigestion but get organic. It’s so much better!!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
19 weeks ago

East Sussex

No idea if it's true or not but how much celery can one man eat?

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By *tickler2000Man
19 weeks ago

St Agnes

Celery is gopping

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By *smithukMan
19 weeks ago

cardiff

Sounds like a fact discovered by the Celery Marketing Board. The promise of a lifetime of blow jobs is about the only thing that would persuade me to eat the stuff, and even then I'd be asking if there was a third way.

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Oh my god tasteless grass I’m coming to get munching

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Celery is not the kind of munching I like to do.

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By *piritOfWolvesMan
19 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Suppose to have benefits. I eat a lot because of the calories it burns and antioxidants. Plus, it's meant to be good for your skin. But you may also want to try tomatoes (or tomato juice), bananas and even some cranberry juice too.

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By *piritOfWolvesMan
19 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"Suppose to have benefits. I eat a lot because of the calories it burns and antioxidants. Plus, it's meant to be good for your skin. But you may also want to try tomatoes (or tomato juice), bananas and even some cranberry juice too."

Just to add, it's tough to eat on its own, so adding salt and or sauces will probably reduce the benefits. But I grate it and add it to soups, stews, Sheppard Pie and Bolognese sauce etc..

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
19 weeks ago

Central

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
19 weeks ago

Central

I think it's going to be fiction

A man's physiology is ultimately going to be the restriction for volume, as it has to be retained and produced from somewhere. Assuming that he's sufficiently hydrated and is not malnourished, he has the essentials for the job. His sexual activity will of course influence how his body prepares, with extensive stimulation likely going to get him best primed for optimal volume release.

Most consumed vitamin and mineral supplements will get excreted and flushed down the loo. I think it's going to be the same for stuff consumed for miracle cum production / sexual old wives' cures etc.

Seminal vesicles are going to hold much of a guy's cum, with other components pulled together, when he does finish. These body parts are going to have finite volume capacity. I'm unaware of any system that gets these to develop. Consumption of some celery is going to help you to have sufficient bodily fluids and contribute towards your macro and micronutrients. I don't think it'll do much else

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By *inkycreamCouple
19 weeks ago

manchester

I’ll stick in trolley, next to pineapple win win.

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By *iscretefuncouple OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

Blackheath


"No idea if it's true or not but how much celery can one man eat? "

I guess when it cums to crunch time we’ll find out

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By *iscretefuncouple OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

Blackheath


"I think it's going to be fiction

A man's physiology is ultimately going to be the restriction for volume, as it has to be retained and produced from somewhere. Assuming that he's sufficiently hydrated and is not malnourished, he has the essentials for the job. His sexual activity will of course influence how his body prepares, with extensive stimulation likely going to get him best primed for optimal volume release.

Most consumed vitamin and mineral supplements will get excreted and flushed down the loo. I think it's going to be the same for stuff consumed for miracle cum production / sexual old wives' cures etc.

Seminal vesicles are going to hold much of a guy's cum, with other components pulled together, when he does finish. These body parts are going to have finite volume capacity. I'm unaware of any system that gets these to develop. Consumption of some celery is going to help you to have sufficient bodily fluids and contribute towards your macro and micronutrients. I don't think it'll do much else "

I do believe you’re probably correct ! As I’ve grown older, sadly the quantity has reduced greatly ! However been on a keto diet for 4 months, lost weight, feeling much better so hopefully will see other improvements!

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By *ionycusMan
19 weeks ago

Babylon

Probably got to do with the zinc content, it would work theoretically.

The difference wouldn't be noticeable.

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By *andynecklaceWoman
19 weeks ago

Someplace

Celery juice is good I drink it every morning with lime. Dunno about the sperm thing tho

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By *iscretefuncouple OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

Blackheath


"Suppose to have benefits. I eat a lot because of the calories it burns and antioxidants. Plus, it's meant to be good for your skin. But you may also want to try tomatoes (or tomato juice), bananas and even some cranberry juice too.

Just to add, it's tough to eat on its own, so adding salt and or sauces will probably reduce the benefits. But I grate it and add it to soups, stews, Sheppard Pie and Bolognese sauce etc.."

We went keto in April. The first month was hard but now starting month 5, 18kgs down so far. First diet that I’ve found relatively easy to stick to ! Helps that we’re both doing it and both feeling good on it !

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By *aucyPembsMan
19 weeks ago

sa62


"I’ll stick in trolley, next to pineapple win win. "

Which way will the 🍍 be?

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By *atandasmileMan
19 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Celery juice is good I drink it every morning with lime. Dunno about the sperm thing tho "

You haven't noticed your sperm count going up? 😉

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By *rispyDuckMan
19 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I think celery belongs in the bin 🗑️😂

Tastes horrible, would rather eat next doors cat 🐈. Not her pussy I mean her real cat hahaha than celery

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By *iscretefuncouple OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

Blackheath

Some other suggestions

https://washingtoncitypaper.com/article/574454/how-to-cum-more-11-ways-to-shoot-bigger-loads/

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By *erfHerder74Man
19 weeks ago

Inverclyde

I think celery is related to asparagus and we know that makes pee very strong

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By *iscretefuncouple OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

Blackheath

Some more interesting research on the effects of celery…….

https://sperm.blog/does-celery-increase-sperm-volume/

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By *ucka39Man
19 weeks ago

Newcastle

In theory eggs produce eggs

Celery I believe helps filter the gut, but neither of us are designed the same so

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