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Excess squirting and how to avoid the big clean up

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By *ehindthecam OP   Man
12 weeks ago

North by

Does anyone know of products (or hacks, haha) to avoid the mess from excess squirting? Asking for a friend. She doesn't fancy latex sheets.

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By *tticusukMan
12 weeks ago

Formby

Yes take a piss first before you play.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Any exercise that improves pelvic floor tone.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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12 weeks ago

East Sussex

Buy some of those absorbent sheets they use on beds for people who are incontinent. I'm not suggesting she is but they might absorb a lot

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By *ehindthecam OP   Man
12 weeks ago

North by

Just to clarify, she doesn't want to stop squirting. Just avoid the mess that goes with it. Thanks!

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By *bi HaiveMan
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12 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Puppy pads.

Or just have sex in the shower.

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By *arryandhedgehogCouple
12 weeks ago

Thurrock

We bought a splash blanket that absorbs its soft and comfortable just need to put it in the wash after

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By *imandher2Couple
12 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Just to clarify, she doesn't want to stop squirting. Just avoid the mess that goes with it. Thanks!"

You can't make an omelette without cracking eggs

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I find the best way of avoiding having to clean up involves doing it at theirs and then immediately after they've hosed down the bedroom, leaping through the window, abseiling down the side of their house and then burning rubber to get home and away from the new swimming pool

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By *olfandtazCouple
12 weeks ago

Bristol

We use puppy pads, pop one under her ass and let her squirt away

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

We got one of those bed covers from Lovehoney after one lady we had some fun with drowned the bed.

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By *heonixrising500Man
12 weeks ago

Barnsley

Bath towels under her

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By *aughtyTwosomeCouple
12 weeks ago

Kent

Waterproof fleece blanket on Amazon (think they actually branded as dog blankets lol) we own a couple and never failed us and we have two big squirters on them every weekend 😁

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By *inkedKuntsCouple
12 weeks ago

Sheffield

Another vote for the splash blanket. Nice and soft and then just throw it in the wash

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By *ubmissive guyMan
12 weeks ago

Liverpool

I'm sure there's lots of willing guys who would love to be underneath and saves on the washing

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By *ose_53Woman
11 weeks ago

harrow

Note to self…… Must look on Amazon for splash blanket!

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By *uger n Spice78Couple
11 weeks ago

South East Coast

Have a wee before you play!

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By *emoniWoman
11 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Kegels

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By *insdaleMan
11 weeks ago

By far away.

Do it either outside or in the bath/shower. But have fun.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
11 weeks ago

your head

Bed mats / puppy pads. They are designed to hold quite a bit of liquid and can just be thrown away after.

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By *har99Man
11 weeks ago

Birmingham

Position yourself where you can squirt directly in the mounth... Sounds fun, hit or miss 🍌👍🏼

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By *punk n gushCouple
11 weeks ago

new milton


"Buy some of those absorbent sheets they use on beds for people who are incontinent. I'm not suggesting she is but they might absorb a lot"

They do soak up alot from our experience

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By *bxanfCouple
11 weeks ago

Shadow Moses, Stourbridge

Puppy pads as many have said. They work a treat.

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