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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There is always talk about verifications and their value.

Can the members suggest what they would like to write about meets that did not go so well.

For instance:

"Completely unidentifiable from their Profile"

"With him VVWE stands for very very weak erection"

"He was obviously from the group that believes personal hygiene is a sign of weakness."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really hot. . .

Sweaty bastard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Really hot. . .

Sweaty bastard"

lol but of course!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Promised me the time of my life and great with his fingers, cock and tounge and I'm left with the 'is that it feeling'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Short but sweet, (for one of us).

Grab him quick, (before his missus catches on)

Surprised at the older fashioned style (Ruined wall behind headboard)

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"Can suck cock for England"

Has no understanding of pacing

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

'Heavy cummer'

I couldn't breathe when he was on top

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Repeater . If you don't mind waiting a day or so.

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By *anictechCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow - ish ;-)

Rich, with a hidden profile..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confused BBW with morbidly obese lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Repeater . If you don't mind waiting a day or so. "

lol - nice and cruel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"'Heavy cummer'

I couldn't breathe when he was on top"

nice! and it is a bit yuck too.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Knows how to pleasure a woman, I was completely satisfied...."

Faked it again, but he was nice....so...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Knows how to pleasure a woman, I was completely satisfied...."

Faked it again, but he was nice....so... "

Now we start to understand.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Met this lovely guy at last nights social..."

Ladies...Dont bother

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"Complete gentleman"

Sat there not saying very much, but wasn't rude either.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

don't pass him/her by - avoid like the plague... don't even be in the same postcode unless you really must!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"don't pass him/her by - avoid like the plague... don't even be in the same postcode unless you really must!"

It could mean don't turn you back on him as well.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"OMG" I want this man all to myself..."

Back off bitches

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

amazing cock - I'm amazed its not on embarrassing bodies/in a medical textbook

Great oral skills - talks a good shag, doesn't deliver

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"Great oral skills"

Thinks all men's cocks work the same way.

"Bubbly"

Drank all my wine/ alcohol before we played

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"had me up all night"

Was bored to death after 20mins and the fkr wouldnt leave me alone

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"Pussy tasted so good"

Well, it didn't smell of fish.

"Squirted and gushed everywhere"

Didn't even offer to help clean up.

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By *aveandSue1Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Can't wait to meet again"

Thank God that's over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good at Oral

Talks too much !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't wait to see him again...

Only in my dreams ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""had me up all night"

Was bored to death after 20mins and the fkr wouldnt leave me alone "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes ladies, I can confirm that "straight" on his profile only refers to how his cock sticks out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies dont pass this one by."

Take him off my hands and get him to pester someone else.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Ladies dont pass this one by."

Take him off my hands and get him to pester someone else."

love it!

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By *aradiseClub50Woman
over a year ago

Loughborough zouch

is loving this thread proper making me smile lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes ladies, I can confirm that "straight" on his profile only refers to how his cock sticks out."

ROFPMSL!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a real talent with his fingers = nicked my feckin purse!!!

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"Knew exactly how to push the right buttons"

Didn't go straight for my fanny.

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By *aveandSue1Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

"A really relaxed, laid back guy"

Couldn't get it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This guy turned up"...from then on it was down hill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl , love this thred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Athletic"

Watched the Olympics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"body like a god"

Yeah ..... Amphigúeis

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By *aveandSue1Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

"A really classy lady"

Old slapper.

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

We met but didn't play

...

1. he couldn't get it up

2. They were a pair of munters so we ran away at the first opportunity

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"We met but didn't play

...

1. he couldn't get it up

2. They were a pair of munters so we ran away at the first opportunity

"

HAHAHA!

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By *otwife CoolhubCouple
over a year ago

Bathgate

Met this guy for a drink, can't wait for the fun.

August 19 2008

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Oh my god just burst out laughing at work !!!!! This thread is FAB! (Scuse the play on words) !

Had a quick meet as didnt have much time = couldn't get out of there quick enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucks like a rabbit"

You'd be better buying a rabbit vibe from Anne summers.

"Was only a short meet, can't wait for next time"

He came in his pants and is popping back to collect them as I've washed em for him.

"Pics don't do him justice"

He looks like shreks ugly older brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucks like a rabbit"

You'd be better buying a rabbit vibe from Anne summers.

"Was only a short meet, can't wait for next time"

He came in his pants and is popping back to collect them as I've washed em for him.

"Pics don't do him justice"

He looks like shreks ugly older brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met this guy for a drink, can't wait for the fun.

August 19 2008"

ROFPMSL!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's such fun and a I had a real giggle"

"He dropped his pants and I giggled"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone with bad verification aint likely to post it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Super responses folks - Thanks!

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By *leasurexxWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

so funny...

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Anyone with bad verification aint likely to post it "

Its not bad verification....

It what we actually mean

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