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"No. I would love real wood parquet though" I was invited to a fab couples house today and they had laminate flooring everywhere. I went to the loo and thought I was in riverdance! | |||
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"No. I would love real wood parquet though I was invited to a fab couples house today and they had laminate flooring everywhere. I went to the loo and thought I was in riverdance!"  .
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"No. I would love real wood parquet though" Ooooh love parquet! | |||
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"Tough on the knees though" Rugs are the answer to that problem | |||
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"Tough on the knees though Rugs are the answer to that problem" Yes I agree, but had to use my sweatshirt once..no rug spur of the moment. | |||
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"Tough on the knees though Rugs are the answer to that problem Yes I agree, but had to use my sweatshirt once..no rug spur of the moment. " Necessity is the mother of invention. A charming gentleman once offered us the never to be repeated opportunity of using a mattress on the floor of an empty building he was looking after. He seemed surprised when I said no | |||
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"Tough on the knees though Rugs are the answer to that problem Yes I agree, but had to use my sweatshirt once..no rug spur of the moment. Necessity is the mother of invention. A charming gentleman once offered us the never to be repeated opportunity of using a mattress on the floor of an empty building he was looking after. He seemed surprised when I said no "How thoughtful of him  I bet he had no clue why you declined either lol. | |||
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"Tough on the knees though Rugs are the answer to that problem Yes I agree, but had to use my sweatshirt once..no rug spur of the moment. Necessity is the mother of invention. A charming gentleman once offered us the never to be repeated opportunity of using a mattress on the floor of an empty building he was looking after. He seemed surprised when I said no "and was there a follow up question of "why?" | |||
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"Tough on the knees though Rugs are the answer to that problem Yes I agree, but had to use my sweatshirt once..no rug spur of the moment. Necessity is the mother of invention. A charming gentleman once offered us the never to be repeated opportunity of using a mattress on the floor of an empty building he was looking after. He seemed surprised when I said no
How thoughtful of him I bet he had no clue why you declined either lol. "No he didn't. Bless him | |||
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"Tough on the knees though Rugs are the answer to that problem Yes I agree, but had to use my sweatshirt once..no rug spur of the moment. Necessity is the mother of invention. A charming gentleman once offered us the never to be repeated opportunity of using a mattress on the floor of an empty building he was looking after. He seemed surprised when I said no and was there a follow up question of "why?" "No but he did look bemused. | |||
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"Tough on the knees though Rugs are the answer to that problem Yes I agree, but had to use my sweatshirt once..no rug spur of the moment. Necessity is the mother of invention. A charming gentleman once offered us the never to be repeated opportunity of using a mattress on the floor of an empty building he was looking after. He seemed surprised when I said no and was there a follow up question of "why?"
No but he did look bemused. "he clearly presumed you like having intimate fun in a squat! Ultra classy. | |||
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"Tough on the knees though Rugs are the answer to that problem Yes I agree, but had to use my sweatshirt once..no rug spur of the moment. Necessity is the mother of invention. A charming gentleman once offered us the never to be repeated opportunity of using a mattress on the floor of an empty building he was looking after. He seemed surprised when I said no and was there a follow up question of "why?"
No but he did look bemused. he clearly presumed you like having intimate fun in a squat! Ultra classy. ". I mean I'm not a snob but I appreciate electricity and running water and furniture. | |||
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"Tough on the knees though Rugs are the answer to that problem Yes I agree, but had to use my sweatshirt once..no rug spur of the moment. Necessity is the mother of invention. A charming gentleman once offered us the never to be repeated opportunity of using a mattress on the floor of an empty building he was looking after. He seemed surprised when I said no and was there a follow up question of "why?"
No but he did look bemused. he clearly presumed you like having intimate fun in a squat! Ultra classy.
. I mean I'm not a snob but I appreciate electricity and running water and furniture. "I don't think that you're being snobby at all. These are the basic things to expect when you're being invited in to someone's humble abode. | |||
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"Tough on the knees though Rugs are the answer to that problem Yes I agree, but had to use my sweatshirt once..no rug spur of the moment. Necessity is the mother of invention. A charming gentleman once offered us the never to be repeated opportunity of using a mattress on the floor of an empty building he was looking after. He seemed surprised when I said no and was there a follow up question of "why?"
No but he did look bemused. he clearly presumed you like having intimate fun in a squat! Ultra classy.
. I mean I'm not a snob but I appreciate electricity and running water and furniture. "Southern softie? | |||
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"Tough on the knees though Rugs are the answer to that problem Yes I agree, but had to use my sweatshirt once..no rug spur of the moment. Necessity is the mother of invention. A charming gentleman once offered us the never to be repeated opportunity of using a mattress on the floor of an empty building he was looking after. He seemed surprised when I said no and was there a follow up question of "why?"
No but he did look bemused. he clearly presumed you like having intimate fun in a squat! Ultra classy.
. I mean I'm not a snob but I appreciate electricity and running water and furniture. I don't think that you're being snobby at all. These are the basic things to expect when you're being invited in to someone's humble abode. "It’s a bit different in the norf | |||
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"Tough on the knees though Rugs are the answer to that problem Yes I agree, but had to use my sweatshirt once..no rug spur of the moment. Necessity is the mother of invention. A charming gentleman once offered us the never to be repeated opportunity of using a mattress on the floor of an empty building he was looking after. He seemed surprised when I said no and was there a follow up question of "why?"
No but he did look bemused. he clearly presumed you like having intimate fun in a squat! Ultra classy.
. I mean I'm not a snob but I appreciate electricity and running water and furniture.
Southern softie?"It has been said many a time by friendly northerners. | |||
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"Tough on the knees though" They didn’t invent knee pads for nothing. | |||
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"Have you been laminated?" Only on a Friday night.  | |||
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"No. I would love real wood parquet though" It this a euphemism 😉🤣 I’ll check urban dictionary😄 | |||
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"This isn't like tarmacking but indoors is it lol" This sounds interesting | |||
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"No. I would love real wood parquet though It this a euphemism 😉🤣 I’ll check urban dictionary😄" anything can be a euphemism if you want it to | |||
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"No. I would love real wood parquet though It this a euphemism 😉🤣 I’ll check urban dictionary😄 anything can be a euphemism if you want it to "Urban dictionary came up empty handed. From your response I’ll have to assume you’d like a nice block wooden floor. Very nice it would look too😄 | |||
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"No. I would love real wood parquet though It this a euphemism 😉🤣 I’ll check urban dictionary😄 anything can be a euphemism if you want it to
Urban dictionary came up empty handed. From your response I’ll have to assume you’d like a nice block wooden floor. Very nice it would look too😄"Yes but it does take a lot of polishing 😜 | |||
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"No. I would love real wood parquet though It this a euphemism 😉🤣 I’ll check urban dictionary😄 anything can be a euphemism if you want it to
Urban dictionary came up empty handed. From your response I’ll have to assume you’d like a nice block wooden floor. Very nice it would look too😄
Yes but it does take a lot of polishing 😜"Laid in herringbone style one would suggest? | |||
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"No. I would love real wood parquet though It this a euphemism 😉🤣 I’ll check urban dictionary😄 anything can be a euphemism if you want it to
Urban dictionary came up empty handed. From your response I’ll have to assume you’d like a nice block wooden floor. Very nice it would look too😄
Yes but it does take a lot of polishing 😜"Is that an offer, as you need the practice 🤔🤣 | |||
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"No. I would love real wood parquet though It this a euphemism 😉🤣 I’ll check urban dictionary😄 anything can be a euphemism if you want it to
Urban dictionary came up empty handed. From your response I’ll have to assume you’d like a nice block wooden floor. Very nice it would look too😄
Yes but it does take a lot of polishing 😜
Is that an offer, as you need the practice 🤔🤣" | |||
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"Laminate does make for easy clean up though "If fluids get in the joints it’s difficult to mop up and the cracks will open up and expand. | |||
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(Lamb in it. It works better in the spoken form.)
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"Laminate does make for easy clean up though
If fluids get in the joints it’s difficult to mop up and the cracks will open up and expand."They make moisture resistant laminate now | |||
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"My vegan friend won't visit any more because my wooden floor has laminate.
(Lamb in it. It works better in the spoken form.)
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"Laminate does make for easy clean up though
If fluids get in the joints it’s difficult to mop up and the cracks will open up and expand.
They make moisture resistant laminate now "Not if the moisture gets deep down in those cracks. | |||
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"ripped all ours up, too cold. Too hard. Too noisey." You have just described my ex wife. | |||
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