FabSwingers.com forum: Lies

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is there a saying something like...lies, more lies and damn lies???

If on a profile someone says they are 6 feet tall, dont drink and has no tattoos but when actually chatting on the phone and when sending pics, u discover they are 6'4, drink red wine with meals etc and have 2 quite large tattoos on their arms. Do u think they are a liar??? I questioned them and they said they missed off a few inches, an odd glass of wine doesnt make them a drinker and they had forgotten bout the tattoos as they were 20 years old!!! WTF, its still NOT the truth is it??

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By *ikkiBWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

Yeah I came across someone who claimed to play football professionally for a club. I asked a friend whos cousin was in the same team and they had never heard of him lol

Some of the lies you see on profiles these days are just hilarious. Makes you wonder who is gullable to believe some of them

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

As Marvin Gaye sang believe half of what you see and something and nothing of what you hear. I tend to take most things on here with a hefty shake of the cruet set, I mean how many men can truthfully lick for hours?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"As Marvin Gaye sang believe half of what you see and something and nothing of what you hear. I tend to take most things on here with a hefty shake of the cruet set, I mean how many men can truthfully lick for hours?

Or breathe through their ears indeed!

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Well said unless of course they're related to the man from Atlantis hahahahaha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol x

the quote you're are looking for is by Benjamin Disraeli (a man ! would you beleive it! lol)

"There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.”

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Some people see lying as ok if white lies.

I detest lies. I am always honest to people that I hate being lied to.

Its amazing what people see as alittle lie.

10 years older than they say.

Size 18 when all their clothes say a 20.

Old pictures.....amongst others.

Lies are lies. Shame some people dont think so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

", u discover they are 6'4, drink red wine with meals etc and have 2 quite large tattoos on their arms"

sounds delicious

if you're not having first dibs, feel free to send the lying swine this way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol x

the quote you're are looking for is by Benjamin Disraeli (a man ! would you beleive it! lol)

"There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.”

Oh god thats it, well in that case, statically guys on this site lie lol....sorry to all you honest ones

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By *ral geniusMan
over a year ago

north notts

I've got a little cock and a slow arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah, but statistics can be twisted to mean anything!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

", u discover they are 6'4, drink red wine with meals etc and have 2 quite large tattoos on their arms

sounds delicious

if you're not having first dibs, feel free to send the lying swine this way

Youre missing the point, i like 6'4, i like red wine drinkers and i dont have a prob with tattoos....so if he told the thruth we might be fucking right here, right now lol....because he lied, hes not....so lies do NOT pay

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By *ral geniusMan
over a year ago

north notts

", u discover they are 6'4, drink red wine with meals etc and have 2 quite large tattoos on their arms

sounds delicious

if you're not having first dibs, feel free to send the lying swine this way

I'm all of the above then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

", u discover they are 6'4, drink red wine with meals etc and have 2 quite large tattoos on their arms

sounds delicious

if you're not having first dibs, feel free to send the lying swine this way

I'm all of the above then

But with a small cock and slow arse lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

", u discover they are 6'4, drink red wine with meals etc and have 2 quite large tattoos on their arms

sounds delicious

if you're not having first dibs, feel free to send the lying swine this way

You bloody floozy! Buy your own red wine!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno, I know some men that seem to suck 24/7.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6'5" red wine drinker with no tattoos here.,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

", u discover they are 6'4, drink red wine with meals etc and have 2 quite large tattoos on their arms

sounds delicious

if you're not having first dibs, feel free to send the lying swine this way

I wasn't missing anything, I was just being daft.

As well as the lies things though, it does show that what we think others will be attracted to often isn't the case and you cannot be attractive to everyone.

So the guy posted a profile thinking his alter ego would be more attractive whereas the real him was equally (if not more) attractive

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

", u discover they are 6'4, drink red wine with meals etc and have 2 quite large tattoos on their arms

sounds delicious

if you're not having first dibs, feel free to send the lying swine this way

I wasn't missing anything, I was just being daft.

As well as the lies things though, it does show that what we think others will be attracted to often isn't the case and you cannot be attractive to everyone.

So the guy posted a profile thinking his alter ego would be more attractive whereas the real him was equally (if not more) attractive"

I know you kidding tks and you are exactly right...just be yourself guys.....its all you really have to offer

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

There really is no point lying about these things

If you have a 6 inch cock and say its 10 or if you say you've no tattoos etc then surely, if you get to the point where you're going to be exchanging pics or cam etc then you're going to be found out

It's difficult to see what the point is of lies like that

I suppose a lie about a job etc is less likely to be found out but physical attributes always will be

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"6'5" red wine drinker with no tattoos here.,lol

Hello there...lol...

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Men lie about:

being athletic

being tall

tattoos

hair (or lack of it)

being 'proffesinal'

being single

wearing glasses

having stamina

being 'repeaters'

And I am sure there could a list of similar length about single women and couples. People are 'advertising' and we all know what bull adverts are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men lie about:

being athletic

being tall

tattoos

hair (or lack of it)

being 'proffesinal'

being single

wearing glasses

having stamina

being 'repeaters'

And I am sure there could a list of similar length about single women and couples. People are 'advertising' and we all know what bull adverts are!"

Go on then, which bit of your profile is fibs?

I'll show you mine if you show me yours

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Men lie about:

being athletic

being tall

tattoos

hair (or lack of it)

being 'proffesinal'

being single

wearing glasses

having stamina

being 'repeaters'

And I am sure there could a list of similar length about single women and couples. People are 'advertising' and we all know what bull adverts are!

Go on then, which bit of your profile is fibs?

I'll show you mine if you show me yours

Every word - apart from 'the' 'it' and 'and'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men lie about:

being athletic

being tall

tattoos

hair (or lack of it)

being 'proffesinal'

being single

wearing glasses

having stamina

being 'repeaters'

And I am sure there could a list of similar length about single women and couples. People are 'advertising' and we all know what bull adverts are!

Go on then, which bit of your profile is fibs?

I'll show you mine if you show me yours

Every word - apart from 'the' 'it' and 'and'.

The legal disclaimer on mine is utter lies. And errr...that's it.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Men lie about:

being athletic

being tall

tattoos

hair (or lack of it)

being 'proffesinal'

being single

wearing glasses

having stamina

being 'repeaters'

And I am sure there could a list of similar length about single women and couples. People are 'advertising' and we all know what bull adverts are!

Go on then, which bit of your profile is fibs?

I'll show you mine if you show me yours

Every word - apart from 'the' 'it' and 'and'.

The legal disclaimer on mine is utter lies. And errr...that's it."

I don't believe it (said in best Victor Meldrew voice!)

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

People lie to make themselves appear more interesting x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd better believe it. As one of the country's leading blokes in a dress I thought it'd be better not to exaggerate, or lie if you will, as the reality of it is already mental enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only lie on my profile is the same that EVERYONE has on theirs, my username. I wasn't christened 'edinguy' lol.

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

So if you are actually professional, have no tattoos, are reasonably well endowed etc then you're stuffed because no-one will believe you anyway!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"You'd better believe it. As one of the country's leading blokes in a dress I thought it'd be better not to exaggerate, or lie if you will, as the reality of it is already mental enough!

I was joking!

I am utterly truthful on mine. What's the point in lying? It won't make you a different person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one guy message me who had smoker on his profile. When I said I don't meet smokers he tried the 'I only have a couple a day and I'll use mouth wash etc' Still said no though.

A few days later he messaged me again, obviously forgetting our previous conversation, this time none smoker on profile. So I said I don't meet smokers, he then says 'I've never smoked in my life'

Thank Fab for the block button lol

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"I had one guy message me who had smoker on his profile. When I said I don't meet smokers he tried the 'I only have a couple a day and I'll use mouth wash etc' Still said no though.

A few days later he messaged me again, obviously forgetting our previous conversation, this time none smoker on profile. So I said I don't meet smokers, he then says 'I've never smoked in my life'

Thank Fab for the block button lol

And the private notes so you can keep a track of what they say! LOL

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I do love the 'notes facility!'

I keep track of the so called straight men who have been verified by TV's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do love the 'notes facility!'

I keep track of the so called straight men who have been verified by TV's

thats three quarters of em on here lol i do the same. but to lie my old mam always said to be a good liar you have to have a good memory lol and most men dont lol

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"I do love the 'notes facility!'

I keep track of the so called straight men who have been verified by TV's

thats three quarters of em on here lol i do the same. but to lie my old mam always said to be a good liar you have to have a good memory lol and most men dont lol"

I have an appalling memory that's why I use the notes facility recording what they said and why I said no. It's only recently that I started doing this and it's been interesting to see how many guys will leave it a day or so and then message again! Often with the exact same message copied and pasted! LOL

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By *ikkiBWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I do love the 'notes facility!'

I keep track of the so called straight men who have been verified by TV's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had one guy message me who had smoker on his profile. When I said I don't meet smokers he tried the 'I only have a couple a day and I'll use mouth wash etc' Still said no though.

A few days later he messaged me again, obviously forgetting our previous conversation, this time none smoker on profile. So I said I don't meet smokers, he then says 'I've never smoked in my life'

Thank Fab for the block button lol

I've spoken to the same guy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a saying something like...lies, more lies and damn lies???

They are liars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do love the 'notes facility!'

I keep track of the so called straight men who have been verified by TV's

Or are straight but last veri is from a guy saying how fabulous he sucks cock !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the age lies that get me and some are so easy to spot. Profile says 27, profile text says 25 and then messages say 21! So basically they change the profile to bypass mail filters. It really annoys me, if you're gonna lie about your age, least keep it consistent!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"It's the age lies that get me and some are so easy to spot. Profile says 27, profile text says 25 and then messages say 21! So basically they change the profile to bypass mail filters. It really annoys me, if you're gonna lie about your age, least keep it consistent!"

I love the ones who say they are 38/9 and are obviously a good 10 years older when you see the face pics (either that or they had a bloody hard paper round!).

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"The only lie on my profile is the same that EVERYONE has on theirs, my username. I wasn't christened 'edinguy' lol."

Yep our username is a lie too, we are anything but..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate liars!!! why lie? this site is supposed to be about openess and honesty! if you can't be your real self here? where can you??

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"I hate liars!!! why lie? this site is supposed to be about openess and honesty! if you can't be your real self here? where can you??"

Some people don't want to be themselves though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate liars!!! why lie? this site is supposed to be about openess and honesty! if you can't be your real self here? where can you??"

I tend to believe that, this is the one place I am honest about what I want, but I do still have done things to assist with privacy, but if it all came out I don't think I'd be too worried as I'm not embarrassed about my lifestyle x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate liars!!! why lie? this site is supposed to be about openess and honesty! if you can't be your real self here? where can you??

Some people don't want to be themselves though."

But surely this site is where you can let go of the "vanilla" life and what family, work, society expect and truly be yourself?

each to there own etc, but can't see the point in lying on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For some it appears:

There is only black and white; no grey.

There is only night or day, no twilight

There is only truth or lies.

Interesting world.

(Disclaimer - I do not support or condone the telling of lies; so do not attack me.)

I do however invite you to consider that science has shown that everybody lies to some extent and that the situation in which they lie differs from person to person depending on circumstances. I cannot however understand why anyone would lie about something that was patently obvious to the casual observer at first glance.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

If its something that wouldnt bother me either way.....I wouldnt say it was lie (even though technically it is)....

Id be happy if guy said he was 6' and was really 6'4....

If the guys says he 6' doesnt drink and has no tattoos and he turned up d*unk on his 5'4 frame covered in tats id be mighty pissed at him!!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"I hate liars!!! why lie? this site is supposed to be about openess and honesty! if you can't be your real self here? where can you??

Some people don't want to be themselves though."

Those are the ones that never meet

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"I hate liars!!! why lie? this site is supposed to be about openess and honesty! if you can't be your real self here? where can you??

Some people don't want to be themselves though.

Those are the ones that never meet

Yup the last minute cancellations, the ones who say they will meet and then go silent, etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi! I'm captain America! No - wait.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We know of a couple on here who deleted their account and came back on younger! Do people really think no one else is going to notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the Queen of Sheba

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By *oublewodkaWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I hate liars!!! why lie? this site is supposed to be about openess and honesty! if you can't be your real self here? where can you??"

Well said!! I just don't see the point! I had an incident recently where a woman lied about her age and her own children not being hers!! (mentioning no names) and played on my emotions which I value highly. Because of this I couldn't ever trust her again. Therefore the block button was pressed. Shame.. Nice girl too...but desperate for a husband x

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By *otwife CoolhubCouple
over a year ago

Bathgate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the performance related ones are relative, some people label themselves as 'filthy' or 'enjoys rough sex' etc, so they just need working out a bit more.

Some are lies, the single female profiles (sure there are other profiles too) where they want their boyfriend / hubby watching or joining in, just create a couples profile.

Or curvy, as mentioned earlier by someone, is a minefield! Same as cock size I imagine for women when coming across guys who are above average or vwe but don't know how they compare etc x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny everyones forgotten another big lie, those who say the other half know they play away and of course the male half of a couple available today.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Funny everyones forgotten another big lie, those who say the other half know they play away and of course the male half of a couple available today."

I had that yesterday. Noticed he had said he was married on his profile and told him no because of it. Insisted his wife gave him permission. I said 'congratulations' but I still would not meet him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol x

the quote you're are looking for is by Benjamin Disraeli (a man ! would you beleive it! lol)

"There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.”

Oh god thats it, well in that case, statically guys on this site lie lol....sorry to all you honest ones

sadly your right ... whether is its a MM meet or not same happens ...i met a guy only couple of weeks ago ...he is dead cool and really smart sounding on his profile....in reality he was what id call a "minger"

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Lol x

the quote you're are looking for is by Benjamin Disraeli (a man ! would you beleive it! lol)

"There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.”

Oh god thats it, well in that case, statically guys on this site lie lol....sorry to all you honest ones

That's why I insist on a face pic. I may not be facially attracted to them, in which case, I am not going to get intimate with them. So to save wasting both our time I get the opportunity to say no thanks. Likewise, I send a face pic at the earliest opportunity so they can also make that decision.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not read the whole thread but the answer for the OP.

Lies, damn lies and statistics.

Is the saying.

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