FabSwingers.com forum: Wanted!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wanted for fun. Small/tall, over/under weight,blonde/black/red haired/no hair,white/black,male/females,straight/bi/gay,couples/singles for safe/bareback fun.

Looks/sense of humour not important.

Hope weve covered everything/one.

Ok ok so its a joke thread but its a lot better than some of the ones on here slagging others off.

Merry Christmas to you all.

xxx

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By *aughtyHubbyMan
over a year ago

Sunderland

"Wanted for fun. Small/tall, over/under weight,blonde/black/red haired/no hair,white/black,male/females,straight/bi/gay,couples/singles for safe/bareback fun.

Looks/sense of humour not important.

Hope weve covered everything/one.

Ok ok so its a joke thread but its a lot better than some of the ones on here slagging others off.

Merry Christmas to you all.

xxx"

You're so demanding Mrs Jones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is hilarious...do I need to have my own teeth to apply?

"Wanted for fun. Small/tall, over/under weight,blonde/black/red haired/no hair,white/black,male/females,straight/bi/gay,couples/singles for safe/bareback fun.

Looks/sense of humour not important.

Hope weve covered everything/one.

Ok ok so its a joke thread but its a lot better than some of the ones on here slagging others off.

Merry Christmas to you all.

xxx"

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

You forgot freckly people

Discrimination

merry christmas xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wanted for fun. Small/tall, over/under weight,blonde/black/red haired/no hair,white/black,male/females,straight/bi/gay,couples/singles for safe/bareback fun.

Looks/sense of humour not important.

Hope weve covered everything/one.

Ok ok so its a joke thread but its a lot better than some of the ones on here slagging others off.

Merry Christmas to you all.

xxx

You're so demanding Mrs Jones

Do you think so??? We cant just have fun with anyone you know. We are very picky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.... this brunette is off to dye her hair blonde/black/red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanted for fun. Small/tall, over/under weight,blonde/black/red haired/no hair,white/black,male/females,straight/bi/gay,couples/singles for safe/bareback fun.

Looks/sense of humour not important.

Hope weve covered everything/one.

Ok ok so its a joke thread but its a lot better than some of the ones on here slagging others off.

Merry Christmas to you all.

xxx

You're so demanding Mrs Jones

Do you think so??? We cant just have fun with anyone you know. We are very picky."

Well I'm offended!!!

I don't like overweight - I prefer BBW, don't like black - prefer ebony, no mention of Domme/sub...discrimination I say - discimination!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok.Sorry if weve left anyone out........We love you all..........lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok.Sorry if weve left anyone out........We love you all..........lol"

Interacial..?? aaaaahhhh...digging the mellow ..loved up groooooove...but I do love a good row..uurrmm..sorry healthy debate..and the snide dig...eerrmm...carefully observered constructive critique

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Nice post

Merry Xmas to you guys too

Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't you just hate it when they are totally not choosey and you still don't meet the criteria

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Wanted for fun. Small/tall, over/under weight,blonde/black/red haired/no hair,white/black,male/females,straight/bi/gay,couples/singles for safe/bareback fun.

Looks/sense of humour not important.

Hope weve covered everything/one.

Ok ok so its a joke thread but its a lot better than some of the ones on here slagging others off.

Merry Christmas to you all.

xxx"

you forgot the gingers!!! how dare you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i only have eye and its in the middle do i qualify

ps and a third nipple 6 toes on each foot and webbeded feet

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