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Is seven wanks a day too many

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yeah so I'm not gettin any nookie right now and I masterbate a lot, but is it too much?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

No as long as you're not on the top deck of a bus in the rush hour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No as long as you're not on the top deck of a bus in the rush hour."
not recently ha ha

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

When it starts bleeding you know you've gone too far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No as long as you're not on the top deck of a bus in the rush hour."

Or driving it!

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Dehydration will probably set in before boredom at that rate.

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

Watch you don't go blind.

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

I would suggest you need to make your wank of the day a bit special

Depilate, cock ring, decent porn, G and T

And relax....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Depilate? There'd be more but I just can't find the time. I guess it's just not satisfying any more.

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Who has the time for 7 wanks a day????and before 9 o'clock?????

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Who has the time for 7 wanks a day????and before 9 o'clock?????"

I'm sitting here mystified as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who has the time for that... If you keep doing it at that rate, no woman will ever satisfy you... Only your touch will give you your happy ending...so go and fill your time with something else for a bit...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well yano ya wake up, have a wank, have another wank, get up shower, have a wank in the shower, have a wank at dinner time, have a wank at tea time then a couple more at bedtime.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who has the time for that... If you keep doing it at that rate, no woman will ever satisfy you... Only your touch will give you your happy ending...so go and fill your time with something else for a bit..."
but I'm just horny all the time, from waking to bed time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes but U are giving in... Habits...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to get yourself a hobby, wanking don't count as a hobby, or better still a partner.

You've got too much time on your hands and need something else going on in your head man!

That old saying about the Devil making work for idle hands seems to fit the bill in your case!

XXXX

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

Maybe you should become a sperm doner !!!!!

A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I can't think of any hobbies I'd enjoy and I'd love a partner but its not easy finding one and I don't think there's any sperm donor places round these parts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy shares in kleenex!

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Not a waste if you can do it in work time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet your cocks like a stick of rhubarb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there no meetings in church halls nearby...

'My names mcdooby, and I'm a wanker'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there no meetings in church halls nearby...

'My names mcdooby, and I'm a wanker' "

Yeah, but the priest usually has a hand in these things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am trying to stop wanking. It's hard (no pun intended) but I used to wank a lot. Multiple times a day. Seven would not have been uncommon for me either. It is not great. I found my erection strength and sex life suffered a bit. Best to save the troops for a combat situation than constantly having them out on exercise.

You enjoy sex so much more if you cut down on wanking. I am still prone to bashing the bishop a little too frequently if I get uncontrollably horny or am not getting sex often enough but I feel better when I leave the lil fella alone. Plus when you ejaculate you lose essential minerals. There is a Tao chart based on age that tells you how often you should wank. Mine is once every six days. Not easy but try to stick to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am trying to stop wanking. It's hard (no pun intended) but I used to wank a lot. Multiple times a day. Seven would not have been uncommon for me either. It is not great. I found my erection strength and sex life suffered a bit. Best to save the troops for a combat situation than constantly having them out on exercise.

You enjoy sex so much more if you cut down on wanking. I am still prone to bashing the bishop a little too frequently if I get uncontrollably horny or am not getting sex often enough but I feel better when I leave the lil fella alone. Plus when you ejaculate you lose essential minerals. There is a Tao chart based on age that tells you how often you should wank. Mine is once every six days. Not easy but try to stick to it. "

Just wondering, what does the TAO chart say is the difference between knocking one out and having sex with a woman as far as mineral loss is concerned?

Or does it mean you can only shoot your load every 6 days wether through wanking or shagging?

XXXX

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

7 a day?? Bloody hell, you will wear it out love!! Lol

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By *ral geniusMan
over a year ago

north notts


"When it starts bleeding you know you've gone too far."

Or if you pull it clean off in your hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah so I'm not gettin any nookie right now and I masterbate a lot, but is it too much?"

Doesn't it make you tired? I would be absolutely cream crackered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well yano ya wake up, have a wank, have another wank, get up shower, have a wank in the shower, have a wank at dinner time, have a wank at tea time then a couple more at bedtime."

Sounds unhealthy to me pal ...perhaps you have a sex addiction?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am trying to stop wanking. It's hard (no pun intended) but I used to wank a lot. Multiple times a day. Seven would not have been uncommon for me either. It is not great. I found my erection strength and sex life suffered a bit. Best to save the troops for a combat situation than constantly having them out on exercise.

You enjoy sex so much more if you cut down on wanking. I am still prone to bashing the bishop a little too frequently if I get uncontrollably horny or am not getting sex often enough but I feel better when I leave the lil fella alone. Plus when you ejaculate you lose essential minerals. There is a Tao chart based on age that tells you how often you should wank. Mine is once every six days. Not easy but try to stick to it.

Just wondering, what does the TAO chart say is the difference between knocking one out and having sex with a woman as far as mineral loss is concerned?

Or does it mean you can only shoot your load every 6 days wether through wanking or shagging?

XXXX"

Honest answer is that I do not know/can't remember. I know it is to do with chi/energy flow. Women consume energy, men expend it. The book I read did detail a method where you pressed at a point in your perenium at the point of climax and the sperm was reabsorbed by the blood stream.

Tao is something new to me. My friend lent me a book so have been reading up when I have some free time. I am far from an expert though. Not sure if there is a fundamental difference between sex and masturbation. I suspect there is. As far as Tao is concerned, I can maaturbate every 6 days. Or I could learn the reabsorption method. My friend can do it, but it takes practice to perfect and at once every six days it could take me a while lol xe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7 wanks a day is excessive. It sounds like some sort of serious compulsion, I never managed that many as a teenager. Why do you feel the need to do it that much, you must be doing it a lot at work

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

instant section 8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eeeeeeee greedy lad - diversion therapy iset what you need - when you hard go sort out your sock drawer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need to get yourself a hobby, wanking don't count as a hobby, or better still a partner.

You've got too much time on your hands and need something else going on in your head man!

That old saying about the Devil making work for idle hands seems to fit the bill in your case!

XXXX"

I'd say he has far more on his hands than time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"eeeeeeee greedy lad - diversion therapy iset what you need - when you hard go sort out your sock drawer "

Or cover your hands in habanero sauce when you go to bed.

You'll soon find the urge to wank first thing will vanish!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"eeeeeeee greedy lad - diversion therapy iset what you need - when you hard go sort out your sock drawer

Or cover your hands in habanero sauce when you go to bed.

You'll soon find the urge to wank first thing will vanish!! "

Or use minting cream to shave your balls with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"eeeeeeee greedy lad - diversion therapy iset what you need - when you hard go sort out your sock drawer

Or cover your hands in habanero sauce when you go to bed.

You'll soon find the urge to wank first thing will vanish!!

Or use minting cream to shave your balls with "

Ah - but at least then you can 'teabag' and have fresh, minty, hair free breath!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well yano ya wake up, have a wank, have another wank, get up shower, have a wank in the shower, have a wank at dinner time, have a wank at tea time then a couple more at bedtime."

I know its late but I so misread this as

have a wank at the dinner table ........... and thought wtf ........ lol

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By *uriousBristolCplCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"eeeeeeee greedy lad - diversion therapy iset what you need - when you hard go sort out your sock drawer

Or cover your hands in habanero sauce when you go to bed.

You'll soon find the urge to wank first thing will vanish!!

Or use minting cream to shave your balls with

Ah - but at least then you can 'teabag' and have fresh, minty, hair free breath! "

Answer for everything. Good lad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"eeeeeeee greedy lad - diversion therapy iset what you need - when you hard go sort out your sock drawer

Or cover your hands in habanero sauce when you go to bed.

You'll soon find the urge to wank first thing will vanish!!

Or use minting cream to shave your balls with

Ah - but at least then you can 'teabag' and have fresh, minty, hair free breath!

Answer for everything. Good lad "

Yeah - if it worked!!

I'm HAVING to eat chocolate now to make my mouth taste nice again

Only sucking it mind - my jaw is rather sensitive right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think it's just because I'm a horny guy and I've not had sex fer quite a while maybe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only 7. Need more practice or you'll never be a proper wanker !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah so I'm not gettin any nookie right now and I masterbate a lot, but is it too much?"

I've had 8 tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeeze, 7 a day, bet his arm muscles are like arnie's .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7 wanks a day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I would like to know what you think of when you do it, you know, for stimulation

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