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By *abbiAndHerGuy OP   Couple
27 weeks ago

Plymouth

Such a waste!

Okay guys, I’m joking. Chill! But seriously, there is some beautiful, huge, perfect cocks on this site.

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By *rishVikingMan
27 weeks ago

Shankill

Ouch

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By *abbiAndHerGuy OP   Couple
27 weeks ago

Plymouth


"Ouch"

That thing is extraordinary!!

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By *orthernman71Man
27 weeks ago

N

Boom

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By *risscrossxMan
27 weeks ago

stourbridge

Every cloud and all that

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By *abbiAndHerGuy OP   Couple
27 weeks ago

Plymouth

Haha, I was only teasing you guys. But you are both clearly blessed!! X

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By *ireman28Man
27 weeks ago

Derbyshire Nottinghamshire

How about me? )))

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
27 weeks ago

Maidstone

That's what paper bags were invented for

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By *arl17Man
27 weeks ago

Central Portugal


"That's what paper bags were invented for "

US small fellas... Hey how

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By *aughtyTwosomeCouple
27 weeks ago

Kent

there's some huge cocks in this thread, will continue to perv but already impressed

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By *oeBiggs321Man
27 weeks ago

Reading

Hahah well at least some have one of the above

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By *ickie76XXXMan
27 weeks ago

dartford

Do I get extra points for having an ugly cock on a huge ugly man?

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

All the biggies will comment on here lool

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By *alloSpaceboyMan
27 weeks ago

Carmarthen

As it happens. I do find a big cock does not compensate for a face that I do not find attractive, whereas an attractive face can compensate for a small/ small-ish cock (at least initially).

Whether I am considered to have a huge cock and ugly face, I will let others judge…. lol

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By *eeshelleTV/TS
27 weeks ago

Marlow

Who's looking at the face anyway

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By *TaR105Man
27 weeks ago

Birkenhead

Didnt think you would write about me,

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By *avelovesfeetMan
27 weeks ago

Kettering

Good morning people

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By *he National ThrustMan
27 weeks ago

Horsham, Sussex

That's why reverse cowgirl was invented. Let's just hope he has pretty feet?

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By *hrisukbishareCouple
27 weeks ago

Edinburgh

What a lovely thread. For me interesting folk are thr biggest turnon and then tasty size is fun.

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By *nkedguy777Man
27 weeks ago

Manchester

Well I suppose I can't have it all lol

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By *moothdickMan
27 weeks ago

stoke

I av a small cock on an handsome man

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By *lack beauty 35Woman
27 weeks ago

West midlands

I do like a beautiful dick

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By *DHmannMan
27 weeks ago

Nottingham

My eyes are up here

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By *issBlackedCouple
27 weeks ago

Glasgow

Here for ... Research purposes

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
27 weeks ago

Maidstone


"My eyes are up here "

You can't blame us for looking. You have no eye pictures

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
27 weeks ago

Around the Midlands


"there is some beautiful, huge, perfect cocks on this site. "

As well as some absolute cocks on this site too

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
27 weeks ago

chichester

Still a huge dick though so gets a pass then onto next person

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By *ellhungvweMan
27 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Face for radio, cock for fab.

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By *dventurousCharmerMan
27 weeks ago

Kilsby

Best don the mask again, save people from sheer horror

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By *hrisukbishareCouple
27 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Face for radio, cock for fab. "

Great line and I love marmite

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
27 weeks ago

Always on the move

OP..here's a question. Would you rather

Huge cock on an ogre looking bloke?

Or

Tiny cock on an adonis looking human God?

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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By *antasdeerideMan
27 weeks ago

winfrith


"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder "
Yes agreed what one finds beautiful another doesn't.

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By *uayside Glory HoleMan
27 weeks ago

Gateshead Quayside


"Ouch"

Is this what they mean by “The luck of the Irish?” Stunning.

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By *tsJustKateWoman
27 weeks ago

London

I don't care what a guy looks like, a big cock is always a winner, but unfortunately they all seem to live miles away from me.

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By *tsJustKateWoman
27 weeks ago

London


"OP..here's a question. Would you rather

Huge cock on an ogre looking bloke?

Or

Tiny cock on an adonis looking human God?"

Big any day

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By *alloSpaceboyMan
27 weeks ago

Carmarthen


"I don't care what a guy looks like, a big cock is always a winner, but unfortunately they all seem to live miles away from me."

You’re in or near London! Lots of big cocks there to be had in my experience…

From your profile pics though, you have hardly done without, have you?

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By *arry monk40Man
27 weeks ago

Telford

Have a look

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

I am more concerned of the person they are attached to .... doesn't matter if they have a big dick . . If the person they are attached to is an even bigger dick . . Not interested

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By *igdickeasterneuropeanMan
27 weeks ago

Navan

I suppose I cannot have everything perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

Brilliant thread…. And well kinda true…..

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By *raigxMan
27 weeks ago

Northampton

Interesting thread

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By *igDickSubMan
27 weeks ago

Liverpool

Always find it fascinating how some women are all about size and some aren't too bothered

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By *irthyGuy30Man
27 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Such a waste!

Okay guys, I’m joking. Chill! But seriously, there is some beautiful, huge, perfect cocks on this site. "

Naughty girl

I'd like to slap you with my erect cock to teach you not to be so cheeky lol

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By *azzolatinoMan
27 weeks ago

Milton Keynes

Spare a thought for us absolute stunners with very avarage cocks!

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
27 weeks ago

.

I'd put my money on it that fellas with huge cocks but not blessed with stunning looks get more action at clubs then one on one meets from fab

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By *r_GreyscaleMan
27 weeks ago

North Hertfordshire

That's why I hide my face

#BigDickUglyFace

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

We’re not all ugly tho

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By *utlongjohnMan
27 weeks ago

close

What about average cocks on average guys

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

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By *abbiAndHerGuy OP   Couple
27 weeks ago

Plymouth


"OP..here's a question. Would you rather

Huge cock on an ogre looking bloke?

Or

Tiny cock on an adonis looking human God?

Big any day"

With Kate, especially if I’m just fucking you for recreational purposes. Fill me with that huge cock, I’ll close my eyes and take it like a good girl!

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By *oiluvfunMan
27 weeks ago

Penrith

An interesting thread for sure…..

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
27 weeks ago

Maidstone

There are guys who get Suzie's 3H Certificate...

Hung

Hairy (or Hairless if you prefer)

Handsome

And after a test drive, and I'm sufficiently impressed, I get my lawyers to send them a marriage contract...

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
27 weeks ago

Horsham

As someone told me once, you don't have to look at the mantlepiece, when poking the fire.

There is always the doggy position

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By *irwanksalot69Man
27 weeks ago

Birmingham


"OP..here's a question. Would you rather

Huge cock on an ogre looking bloke?

Or

Tiny cock on an adonis looking human God?

Big any day

With Kate, especially if I’m just fucking you for recreational purposes. Fill me with that huge cock, I’ll close my eyes and take it like a good girl! "

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By *napppaMan
27 weeks ago

London


"Such a waste!

Okay guys, I’m joking. Chill! But seriously, there is some beautiful, huge, perfect cocks on this site. "

Ron Jeremy Syndrome?

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By *azza72Man
27 weeks ago

Leeds

Oh thanks very much

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By *otYourKind666Man
27 weeks ago

Horsham

Kinda like hot women with stinking attitudes...

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By *ruckingscouser69Man
27 weeks ago

Liverpool

I'm hung like a seahorse AND ugly, I'm fucked

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By *ittleRed18Woman
27 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"That's why reverse cowgirl was invented. Let's just hope he has pretty feet? "

Doggy is better so you don't need to see the feet

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By *inkyRebelMan
27 weeks ago

Swindon

Not sure I qualify

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By *acko452Man
27 weeks ago

maldon

Bloody hell !

Small cock , ugly face!

I’m on the wrong thread here lol

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By *4bimMan
27 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

What blindfolds were invented for.

Now get sucking

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By *ee1967Man
27 weeks ago

watford

Is it just me or do hung men not spunk much

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By *arl17Man
27 weeks ago

Central Portugal


"As it happens. I do find a big cock does not compensate for a face that I do not find attractive, whereas an attractive face can compensate for a small/ small-ish cock (at least initially).

Whether I am considered to have a huge cock and ugly face, I will let others judge…. lol"

Simples

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By *arl17Man
27 weeks ago

Central Portugal


"What blindfolds were invented for.

Now get sucking "

True :-,)

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By *aribbean King 1985Man
27 weeks ago

South West London

But surely if a guy was ugly and had a big dick most of you women wouldnt be interested (unless his 6ft or over of course)

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By *imbob85Man
27 weeks ago

inverness

I am stuck with my cock and my faces lol

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
27 weeks ago

Glasgow

The light switch can help with an ugly guy with a big dick but can't help a handsome guy with small dick

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By *ancman_3rdMan
27 weeks ago

Saddleworth

Christ on a bike, if I had half the cocks on this thread, I wouldnt wear trousers!

Straight but in awe!!

I think I have an average but nice looking cock and a nice face does that count

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By *imbob85Man
27 weeks ago

inverness


"The light switch can help with an ugly guy with a big dick but can't help a handsome guy with small dick"

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By *imbob85Man
27 weeks ago

inverness


"Christ on a bike, if I had half the cocks on this thread, I wouldnt wear trousers!

Straight but in awe!!

I think I have an average but nice looking cock and a nice face does that count"

straight guy 2 your not bad your self ???? may guys here get the photo from the right angle or steal the pics, also you just need to learn to love what you have no mater what ????

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By *ickedwillyCouple
27 weeks ago

Bangor

I always find gay men have massive cocks.

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By *ythenMan
27 weeks ago

North Co. Dublin


"Christ on a bike, if I had half the cocks on this thread, I wouldnt wear trousers!

Straight but in awe!!

I think I have an average but nice looking cock and a nice face does that count straight guy 2 your not bad your self ???? may guys here get the photo from the right angle or steal the pics, also you just need to learn to love what you have no mater what ????"

Very true and well said Jimbo

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By *ddfellowMan
27 weeks ago

Newferry, wirral

wouldnt bother me in the slightest, I am far more attracted to mens cocks than their faces

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By *ikesEmBigMan
27 weeks ago

Herts

I'm sure there's something to like about me

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By *ojudgmentzoneMan
27 weeks ago

somewhere

I have cock envy!

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By *stoppMan
27 weeks ago

Durham

Can’t have both lol.. big cock or cute looking guy it’s the rules

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
27 weeks ago

chichester


"But surely if a guy was ugly and had a big dick most of you women wouldnt be interested (unless his 6ft or over of course)"

That’s what they tell you online in places like the forums. In the real world though …….

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By *riffield cplCouple
27 weeks ago

Beverley

Unfortunately in our experience the big dicks don’t often have enough blood to operate the brain and the dick at the same time and can’t string the sentence together. Sad but perhaps not unexpected

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By *ighugs69Man
27 weeks ago

Port Talbot

Funny thread but imagine the outrage if had been the other way round.

A man posting - Huge boobs on...

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By *riffield cplCouple
27 weeks ago

Beverley

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By *eard and TattsCouple
27 weeks ago

Cwmbran

By that logic I should be hung like a donkey

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By *od ThrusterMan
27 weeks ago

Newport Pagnell

I can do the ugly part, ha ha.

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By *hefabtrioCouple
27 weeks ago

Carlisle

Big cock is always the priority

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
27 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I remember hearing one of my ex's ex's referring to him as "a waste of a good dick."

It was too apt.

He wasn't ugly though. Just a prick

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By *ornihorniMan
27 weeks ago

colchester


"Such a waste!

Okay guys, I’m joking. Chill! But seriously, there is some beautiful, huge, perfect cocks on this site. "

I got the bad deal ugly guy standard cock but gotta say that’s one perfect arse yum x

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By *ikesEmBigMan
27 weeks ago

Herts

Am I just half ugly?

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By *avexxMan
27 weeks ago

cheshire

im ugly and have a little dick

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By *orever hungMan
9 weeks ago

milton keynes


"Such a waste!

Okay guys, I’m joking. Chill! But seriously, there is some beautiful, huge, perfect cocks on this site. "

hows mine looking 😋😈🍆

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By *AM-93Man
9 weeks ago

scunthorpe

Do I fit this or am I blessed 🤣

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By *urry BlokeMan
9 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Ugly guys still get fucked just for their cocks though

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By *ustlooking78Man
9 weeks ago

northants

Almost a post for me, less massive though more ugly

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By *ik NaksCouple
9 weeks ago

Wigan


"Such a waste!

Okay guys, I’m joking. Chill! But seriously, there is some beautiful, huge, perfect cocks on this site. "

Fuck us!!! You two are 🔥🔥🔥🫦 xx

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By *ildTimes.Man
9 weeks ago

Colchester/London


"Such a waste!

Okay guys, I’m joking. Chill! But seriously, there is some beautiful, huge, perfect cocks on this site. "

😂😂😂 Lol

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By *MCMan
9 weeks ago

London/EA


"Ugly guys still get fucked just for their cocks though"

Very true, feel a number of people would still go through with it just for the experience..

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By *ittynzWoman
9 weeks ago

Richmond

Wave to all

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By *rchitectMan
9 weeks ago

Dorchester

Happy to be rated.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
9 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

I never leave home without a Waitrose paper bag

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By *ildTimes.Man
9 weeks ago

Colchester/London

Average UK cock size is 5.1in, anyone bigger congrats you have a big dick!!

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By *MCMan
9 weeks ago

London/EA


"Average UK cock size is 5.1in, anyone bigger congrats you have a big dick!! "

Is it actually? That’s crazy!

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"Average UK cock size is 5.1in, anyone bigger congrats you have a big dick!! "

Me with my 5.2inch whopper!

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By *illiam26Man
9 weeks ago

Craigavon

Mines out

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By *hades Of GreyMan
9 weeks ago

Leeds


"Average UK cock size is 5.1in, anyone bigger congrats you have a big dick!!"

Well I must have a big dick then!

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

I love these threads

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By *avelovescouplesMan
9 weeks ago

wolverhampton

Over here lol

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By *CExeCouple
9 weeks ago

Lincoln/Exeter


"Average UK cock size is 5.1in, anyone bigger congrats you have a big dick!!

Well I must have a big dick then! "

I'm a couple of inches above that average, but this thread makes me feel like I have a micropenis

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By *illDoXXXMan
9 weeks ago

Preston

Well I have one of the two and it’s not measured in inches lol

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By *ust want fun 888Man
9 weeks ago

nearby

What about an average cock on average looking

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By *iker34Man
9 weeks ago

east lothian

Always thought I was average but must be bigger then

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By *p4funCouple
9 weeks ago

Plymouth

Browsing

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By *ungfunfellaMan
9 weeks ago

Lincoln

I’m the average looking lad given a big cock to balance it out n my mate says it like him being ginger but hung n short lads having bigger cocks

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By *ildTimes.Man
9 weeks ago

Colchester/London


"Average UK cock size is 5.1in, anyone bigger congrats you have a big dick!!

Is it actually? That’s crazy! "

I mean I haven't measured everyone... but that's what Google reckons....

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By *tickler2000Man
9 weeks ago

St Agnes

That's why doggy was invented so she can feel the benefit and not hve to look at me 😀

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By *osey WalesMan
9 weeks ago

Surrey

What no Carrick ?

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By *llie AssMan
9 weeks ago

South Yorkshire


"Such a waste!

Okay guys, I’m joking. Chill! But seriously, there is some beautiful, huge, perfect cocks on this site. "

I think I could look past that, lol

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By *erry bull1Man
9 weeks ago

doncaster

One here would make a good coat peg

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By *lthomasMan
9 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"That's what paper bags were invented for "
and alcohol

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By *obbyzookMan
9 weeks ago

Glasgow


"As someone told me once, you don't have to look at the mantlepiece, when poking the fire.

There is always the doggy position"

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By *lthomasMan
9 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Above the average but by no means “big”

But have for you to browse

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By *aughty-nikkiTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Newcastle

Some amazing cocks on this thread. Feel free to DM me boys x

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By *inkykokMan
9 weeks ago

Blyth


"That's what paper bags were invented for "
I can provide the paper bag lol

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By *orkshirecutcockMan
9 weeks ago

blackburn

I'm in for a Tuesday evening perve x

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By *ose and her beastCouple
9 weeks ago

Watford

Shit personalities on good bodys

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By *oxy jWoman
9 weeks ago

taunton somerset

to me a hot cock is only attached to a hot guy ... attraction is everything but not the only thing

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By *WeePurpleDragon.Couple
9 weeks ago

East Lothian

Only problem in the chat rooms these dicks are normally attached to even bigger dicks

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By *iredhandMan
9 weeks ago

Manchester

Not just a hat stand….

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By *enuinecpl101Couple
9 weeks ago

Co armagh


"Such a waste!

Okay guys, I’m joking. Chill! But seriously, there is some beautiful, huge, perfect cocks on this site. "

Glory hole

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By *eepshaftRyanMan
9 weeks ago

Southampton

That’s probably why I don’t get messages. 😂

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By *uvery30Woman
9 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Everyone with a massive cock is miles from me

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By *ong_John2333Man
9 weeks ago

Birmingham

Not massive here, but its a good size and Ive been told it looks nice... or maybe that was just to make me feel better

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By *otguy555Man
9 weeks ago

Bristol

I have a pretty good size I think

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By *ig-Bull-EssexMan
9 weeks ago

Southend

God's got to balance the scales somehow

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By *emboy AlexMan
9 weeks ago

Chadderton, Manchester

Mine isn't huge, but I've been told it's pretty fun to use. So there's that. ^-^.

I am very happy with how things turned out from the neck down.

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By *rchie300Man
9 weeks ago

Hamworthy

I’ve got a handsome cock ….well that’s what mum said anyway

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By *iren_66Couple
9 weeks ago

stoke on trent


"That's what paper bags were invented for "

Hahah nearly spat out my coffee then 😂😂

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By *mall.sausageMan
9 weeks ago

Rochdale

No idea I've lost 2 stone just about see mine now lol

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By *ike_looking_forMan
9 weeks ago

Cumbria

there is a reason doggy style is so popular....

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By *.luke7Man
9 weeks ago

.

Imagine being blessed with neither the looks nor the 3rd leg..

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By *mateur100Man
9 weeks ago

nr faversham


"Such a waste!

Okay guys, I’m joking. Chill! But seriously, there is some beautiful, huge, perfect cocks on this site. "

And you can have your pick of them

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By *uvery30Woman
9 weeks ago

Gloucestershire


"Imagine being blessed with neither the looks nor the 3rd leg.. "

Wouldn't say that your very good looking and well the rest is also good

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By *hePleasurerMan
9 weeks ago

Cheshire

I'm not ugly, as such, but my cock is definitely more photogenic than my face.

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By *iscreetstokecoupleCouple
9 weeks ago

Newcastle

See i find that some huge cocks are connected to a huge cock!!

PS i said "some" before you all jump down my throat.... no pun intended.

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By *atgirlknobinCouple
9 weeks ago

ish

Huge tits on fat chicks comes to mind ..its tongue in cheek ..lol

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By *r_GreyscaleMan
9 weeks ago

North Hertfordshire

That's why I don't show my face

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By *insBadMan
9 weeks ago

& around

Don't mind me, I'm just passing through

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By *oonbath89Man
9 weeks ago

radstock

Some of us aren’t blessed with either

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By *urious1973Man
9 weeks ago

angus

hope mine to peoples liking x

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By *ick rossMan
9 weeks ago

Midlands

I’ve got a nice dick and pretty hot, just look at my friends pics

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By *argeecokMan
9 weeks ago

Bristol

Perving

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By *endalshaggersCouple
9 weeks ago

Kendal

To be honest the biggest cock I've ever had was a good 9/10 inches, incredibly thick, but he was genuinely one of the ugliest people I've ever seen.

C xoxo

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By *eorgeS5875Man
9 weeks ago

Norfolk / Newcastle

What about small dicks on ugly men 🤣 we still need love.

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By *imbob85Man
9 weeks ago

inverness

I can provide a paper bag ?

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By *xcalibur77Man
9 weeks ago

Bolton / Blackrod

I prefer an average sized cock personally , just right for the gag reflex

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By *etterdays2021Man
9 weeks ago

PETERBOROUGH


"Such a waste!

Okay guys, I’m joking. Chill! But seriously, there is some beautiful, huge, perfect cocks on this site. "

unfortunately your right

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By *talianabsMan
9 weeks ago

London

It wouldn't be fair to have both

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By *ulcieTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Raunds


"I’ve got a nice dick and pretty hot, just look at my friends pics "

Wow... you have some amazing photos 😍

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By *IG G77Man
9 weeks ago

GATLEY

I'm well endowed

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

I'm a massive cock 🦇

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By *ayandsusieMan
9 weeks ago

Milton Keynes

As a cocksucking bi man, I can assure you that once your pants come down, I am not looking at your gly face or beer belly!

Once your cock is in my mouth you could be Quasimodo and I will still suck and throat you until you are in heaven!

Ditto when my tongue is buried deep up your anus!

I admit I am submissive and obedient to assertive men and perhaps this overcomes the need for an aesthetically pleasing face and body....

I never let a partner down though...

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"To be honest the biggest cock I've ever had was a good 9/10 inches, incredibly thick, but he was genuinely one of the ugliest people I've ever seen.

C xoxo"

I don't remember this!

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By *ndyman 201Man
9 weeks ago

hereford

Mine isn't a cervix bruiser but it does the job

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By *BCBWCCouple (MM)
9 weeks ago

Manchester


"Such a waste!

Okay guys, I’m joking. Chill! But seriously, there is some beautiful, huge, perfect cocks on this site. "

Good Good

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By *BCBWCCouple (MM)
9 weeks ago

Manchester


"Such a waste!

Okay guys, I’m joking. Chill! But seriously, there is some beautiful, huge, perfect cocks on this site. "

Good Good

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By *inkyRebelMan
9 weeks ago

Swindon

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By *inkyRebelMan
9 weeks ago

Swindon

Not sure if I qualify for this thread.

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By *henewladMan
9 weeks ago

Bradford

I'm probably in the bracket lol

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By *ellinever70Woman
9 weeks ago

Ayrshire


"To be honest the biggest cock I've ever had was a good 9/10 inches, incredibly thick, but he was genuinely one of the ugliest people I've ever seen.

C xoxo"

Why did you fuck him then?

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By *ieandteaseMan
9 weeks ago

Wiltshire


"Unfortunately in our experience the big dicks don’t often have enough blood to operate the brain and the dick at the same time and can’t string the sentence together. Sad but perhaps not unexpected "

Once they reach 8" who is even listening to them? If you're a big boy just keep quiet and let the dick transport the to that new experience.

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By *atgirlknobinCouple
9 weeks ago

ish


"To be honest the biggest cock I've ever had was a good 9/10 inches, incredibly thick, but he was genuinely one of the ugliest people I've ever seen.

C xoxo

Why did you fuck him then?"

Pot kettle black 🤣🤣🤣

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By *lanbreckMan
9 weeks ago

stafford

Big cock and stamina is what women tell me lol

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By *exysoldier90Man
9 weeks ago

Midlands

Ahh the age old question, face or cock?

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By *loria JamesTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Durham

Omg girl you flushed out some big ones on this thread x

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

I could be persuaded to turn a blind eye lol x

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By *LiamMan
9 weeks ago

Midlands

Can't have it all. That's why I'm so handsome

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By *ash0000Man
9 weeks ago

Southwest


"To be honest the biggest cock I've ever had was a good 9/10 inches, incredibly thick, but he was genuinely one of the ugliest people I've ever seen.

C xoxo

Why did you fuck him then?"

The clue is in the title

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