FabSwingers.com forum: Advice for new guys

By *R.MandMRS.T OP Couple
28 weeks ago

lurgan

1. Read the fucking profile its not hard and saves time for all parties

2. If its a couple profile address both people not just the female

3. Don't just randomly send dick picks unless profile tells you to

4. No means no, and no you can't convince someone to say yes with dick picks

5. Have a profile done up befor you message most wont even give you time of day with out

6. And finaly stop asking the females if there willing to cheat,take money,or outher shady shit

End of rant lol

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Who posted this, the man or the woman in the profile?

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By *uke OzadeMan
28 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Could you elaborate on the ’other shady shit’ please? That sounds like the fun stuff

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By *R.MandMRS.T OP Couple
28 weeks ago

lurgan

Illegal shit that we won't post the sick kind that deserves jail time

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By *R.MandMRS.T OP Couple
28 weeks ago

lurgan

Mrs.t

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

"Mrs.t "

I was so hoping for Mr T

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
28 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

"Mrs.t

I was so hoping for Mr T"

You crazy fool!

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By *R.MandMRS.T OP Couple
28 weeks ago

lurgan

Lol so why is it usaly the women of the site that flood forming to say shit that has nothing to do with the post outside of attention seeking? (Mr.m)

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

"Lol so why is it usaly the women of the site that flood forming to say shit that has nothing to do with the post outside of attention seeking? (Mr.m) "

The men are too busy taking penis pics

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
28 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

"Lol so why is it usaly the women of the site that flood forming to say shit that has nothing to do with the post outside of attention seeking? (Mr.m)

The men are too busy taking penis pics"

And dodging all the passive aggression

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Hi to you both.

Please accept and thank me for sending my custard cannon to you.

Peace & love

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By *allySlinkyWoman
28 weeks ago

Leeds

" (Mr.m) "

Sorry I'm confused. Who is Mr M ?

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By *R.MandMRS.T OP Couple
28 weeks ago

lurgan

Just call it as I see it 2 women atention seeking and making fun of someone's name like preschoolers got nothing constructive to add then why you posting ???

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
28 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

"Hi to you both.

Please accept and thank me for sending my custard cannon to you.

Peace & love"

Custard cannon?

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

This is one sided! Where’s the advice for new gals?

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By *R.MandMRS.T OP Couple
28 weeks ago

lurgan

No just sick of attention seeking woman flooding forms with nothing to say but look at me

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By *R.MandMRS.T OP Couple
28 weeks ago

lurgan

Don't see many women doing these things lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

I love how you have just targeted new guys… I get it a big percentage of single males do let themselves down but but I’d like to say for me and a good handful of guys on here do respect people’s situations and are on here just for fun and genuinely building a connection with females and couples.x

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By *ather WickmasMan
28 weeks ago

The Continental

You do realise that this is a bit of a pointless rant. It’s largely unlikely that the audience you’re aiming this at, don’t even read the forums if they can’t be arsed to read a profile.

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By *R.MandMRS.T OP Couple
28 weeks ago

lurgan

Literaly proving my point

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

I mean I wouldn’t complain if a lady made a little mess on the bed…

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

"Don't see many women doing these things lmao "

…… try having a single guys account. It comes with its own problems from women.

Just saying.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
28 weeks ago

Hereabouts

Why don't people understand the reply+quote function?

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

"Why don't people understand the reply+quote function?"

I’m going to be honest i have only just realised that now

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

"1. Read the fucking profile its not hard and saves time for all parties

2. If its a couple profile address both people not just the female

3. Don't just randomly send dick picks unless profile tells you to

4. No means no, and no you can't convince someone to say yes with dick picks

5. Have a profile done up befor you message most wont even give you time of day with out

6. And finaly stop asking the females if there willing to cheat,take money,or outher shady shit

End of rant lol "

Finally someone said it.... Great post. Well said xx

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By *ather WickmasMan
28 weeks ago

The Continental

"1. Read the fucking profile its not hard and saves time for all parties

2. If its a couple profile address both people not just the female

3. Don't just randomly send dick picks unless profile tells you to

4. No means no, and no you can't convince someone to say yes with dick picks

5. Have a profile done up befor you message most wont even give you time of day with out

6. And finaly stop asking the females if there willing to cheat,take money,or outher shady shit

End of rant lol

Finally someone said it.... Great post. Well said xx"

Stuff like this has been said many times in here. And the people it’s aimed at don’t come in here to read it.

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By *aTina HeadTurnerWoman
28 weeks ago

Travelling

Waking up to this thread is golden.

Thank you Fab

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
28 weeks ago

Leeds

Don’t get angry, have fun with it, I love to wind a guy up just for the fun of it, one of my proudest moments on fab is, when a gentleman messaged, thought he was talking to the wife, went into graphic detail about how he was masturbating, then when he finally ejaculated, I revealed my true identity, which made him very mad, very mad indeed.

The mr

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By *urry BlokeMan
28 weeks ago

Stalybridge

"1. Read the fucking profile its not hard and saves time for all parties

2. If its a couple profile address both people not just the female

3. Don't just randomly send dick picks unless profile tells you to

4. No means no, and no you can't convince someone to say yes with dick picks

5. Have a profile done up befor you message most wont even give you time of day with out

6. And finaly stop asking the females if there willing to cheat,take money,or outher shady shit

End of rant lol "

According to the timing, this thread was written circa 04.30

How sad to be so frustrated by Fab at that hour of the day

It's really not that important to you surely?

You over worked your finger with the rant too

A couple of clicks could have removed the problem long term

If single blokes bother you so much, just block them

You can then approach the guys you are interested in and who fit your criteria

You then remove the perceived issue

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

"1. Read the fucking profile its not hard and saves time for all parties

2. If its a couple profile address both people not just the female

3. Don't just randomly send dick picks unless profile tells you to

4. No means no, and no you can't convince someone to say yes with dick picks

5. Have a profile done up befor you message most wont even give you time of day with out

6. And finaly stop asking the females if there willing to cheat,take money,or outher shady shit

End of rant lol

Finally someone said it.... Great post. Well said xx

Stuff like this has been said many times in here. And the people it’s aimed at don’t come in here to read it. "

Yep, agreed they definitely won't be here reading it. Regardless, it's still nice for a couple to read this thread and know that it's not just us it happens to xx

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By *layfulGentMan
28 weeks ago

Doncaster South Yorkshire

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By *ittlebirdWoman
28 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Don’t get angry, have fun with it, I love to wind a guy up just for the fun of it, one of my proudest moments on fab is, when a gentleman messaged, thought he was talking to the wife, went into graphic detail about how he was masturbating, then when he finally ejaculated, I revealed my true identity, which made him very mad, very mad indeed.

The mr "

#legend

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By *ORBCouple
28 weeks ago

Dundalk

Or op instead of getting so annoyed over messages ye receive,ye could actually change all of that very easily and use your filters block single men from messaging you or even just new profiles,and actually go search for people ye are interested in. And message them yourselves.

It's easier than ranting about what you cannot and will not change on here or any site for that matter.

Or just continue the way ye are getting annoyed and ranting about the same old things over and over to people who probably never even look at the forums.

Bo.

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
28 weeks ago

somewhere

Well, what a busy thread for this time of the morning, usually I love this place but this morning isn't one of those, this couple just wanted to get something off their chest and they get mocked and ridiculed for it, sometimes you get one message and it tips you over the edge and you want to vent, which given this is a forum you think this would be an ok place to do it.

However, going through the replies there is some solid replies, so try taking those on board op, my block list is huge, I don't take offence to any messages sent to me these days, they are filters within itself, if they clearly don't read the profile then it's an automatic block for me.

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
28 weeks ago

Weymouth

I don't think people were intending to mock or ridicule the OP, it's just the way of the forum to lighten things up when people are letting off steam. It's not the first time it's happened and I dare say it'll be the last

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
28 weeks ago

Weymouth

"I don't think people were intending to mock or ridicule the OP, it's just the way of the forum to lighten things up when people are letting off steam. It's not the first time it's happened and I dare say it'll be the last

It won't be the last*

There we go, something to ridicule me for

- Xeno

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
28 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

"Lol so why is it usaly the women of the site that flood forming to say shit that has nothing to do with the post outside of attention seeking? (Mr.m)

The men are too busy taking penis pics"

Hey!!! Not all of us are taking penis pictures some of us are writing hit lists!!

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
28 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

Unfortunately OP asking for all that from guys on here is a little like asking for World Peace!!

Just block, ignore and try not to take it personally.

It’s one of the downsides of the site but there are a lot of positives too.

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By *allandathleticMan
28 weeks ago

Asgard

Send random dick pics. With the caption "thinking of you"

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By *scaMan
28 weeks ago

Herts / London / Beyond

Surely all of this advice should just be common sense? I try to always adhere to this ... also, if you don't get a reply that's a no guys - simple as that.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
28 weeks ago

O o O oo

"I don't think people were intending to mock or ridicule the OP, "

And yet they did

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
28 weeks ago

O o O oo

Can people remember...If you see that you have upset someone by your posts then the decent thing is to back off and find another thread to play on. If you don't then what you think is "banter" looks nasty and you are disrupting someones thread which in turn breaks forum rules

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