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"I can lay like a sack of spuds and make a shopping list. " We love potatoes and shopping | |||
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"I can last for up to 5 seconds!!" 6 seconds for me. Just saying | |||
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"I can last for up to 5 seconds!! 6 seconds for me. Just saying" Such a show off! xx | |||
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"Certainly it’s the dryness of my vagina that resembles a desert. Additionally, my expertise in lying there silent, and motionless like a dead fish. My lack of giving oral pleasure but demanding the receipt of oral fulfilment. I don’t care if you’re tired! You don’t stop until I’ve said you can. The best bit is my inability to open my mouth to accommodate even the most below average cock. Lucky are those that get the pleasure of my company, I know it! " You had me at "The dryness of my vagina"... | |||
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"Certainly it’s the dryness of my vagina that resembles a desert. Additionally, my expertise in lying there silent, and motionless like a dead fish. My lack of giving oral pleasure but demanding the receipt of oral fulfilment. I don’t care if you’re tired! You don’t stop until I’ve said you can. The best bit is my inability to open my mouth to accommodate even the most below average cock. Lucky are those that get the pleasure of my company, I know it! You had me at "The dryness of my vagina"... " Friction burns guaranteed as a parting present. | |||
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"Certainly it’s the dryness of my vagina that resembles a desert. Additionally, my expertise in lying there silent, and motionless like a dead fish. My lack of giving oral pleasure but demanding the receipt of oral fulfilment. I don’t care if you’re tired! You don’t stop until I’ve said you can. The best bit is my inability to open my mouth to accommodate even the most below average cock. Lucky are those that get the pleasure of my company, I know it! You had me at "The dryness of my vagina"... Friction burns guaranteed as a parting present. " Oooh... (Rubs thighs with hands!) | |||
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"I've a medium pile carpet which is the Goldilocks of the carpet world. Being able to be soft and hard wearing. Also, features luxurious longer fibres, high pile, or my shag pile carpets which are best suited to low traffic rooms such as living rooms and bedrooms. " The idea of shagging piles has no appeal whatsoever! | |||
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"I've a medium pile carpet which is the Goldilocks of the carpet world. Being able to be soft and hard wearing. Also, features luxurious longer fibres, high pile, or my shag pile carpets which are best suited to low traffic rooms such as living rooms and bedrooms. The idea of shagging piles has no appeal whatsoever!" But it makes a perfect lay; and comfort is paramount | |||
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"Please tell us how you are a good shag what's your expertise, what are you fetching to the bedroom?" Being a woman in a previous life | |||
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"Laying a carpet is... very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay. " Like your style | |||
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"Laying a carpet is... very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay. Like your style " It's the wise words of Swiss Toni. | |||
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"Laying a carpet is... very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay. Like your style It's the wise words of Swiss Toni. " A man goes into a pub in a small town and, for whatever reason, gets introduced to the clientele. There’s Farmer Jack, Barman Jim, Maurice “Dancer” and Sheepshagger John. After a few pints, the visitor’s curiosity gets the better of him and he asks John what’s with the nickname. “See this pub?” asks John, “I built it, but they don’t call me Pubbuilder John? I’m the local doctor, I saved Barman Jim’s life once when he cho ked on a peanut, but they don’t call me Lifesaver John. Every year, I supply a huge Christmas tree for the village green, but the don’t call me Christmas Tree John. “But you shag one lousy sheep…” Why am I reminded of this? | |||
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"always make the woman orgasm at least 3-4 times before i try to orgasm get them hooked and horny first, pleasure all their holes what ever they want first" Don't we all. Absolute minimum. | |||
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"Laying a carpet is... very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay. Like your style It's the wise words of Swiss Toni. A man goes into a pub in a small town and, for whatever reason, gets introduced to the clientele. There’s Farmer Jack, Barman Jim, Maurice “Dancer” and Sheepshagger John. After a few pints, the visitor’s curiosity gets the better of him and he asks John what’s with the nickname. “See this pub?” asks John, “I built it, but they don’t call me Pubbuilder John? I’m the local doctor, I saved Barman Jim’s life once when he cho ked on a peanut, but they don’t call me Lifesaver John. Every year, I supply a huge Christmas tree for the village green, but the don’t call me Christmas Tree John. “But you shag one lousy sheep…” Why am I reminded of this?" | |||
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"Please tell us how you are a good shag what's your expertise, what are you fetching to the bedroom?" I bring cake | |||
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