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All I seem to find on there are men tickling their todgers as they send lewd messages to ladies in various states of undress, many of whom would look jolly better if they put extra layers of clothing on, rather than peeling them off for all and sundry to see!
Is this primeval behaviour evidence of the underclass created through Cameron and Osborne's draconian government policies?
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" All I seem to find on there are men tickling their todgers as they send lewd messages to ladies in various states of undress, many of whom would look jolly better if they put extra layers of clothing on, rather than peeling them off for all and sundry to see! " Top tip - you dont have to look  | |||
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" All I seem to find on there are men tickling their todgers as they send lewd messages to ladies in various states of undress, many of whom would look jolly better if they put extra layers of clothing on, rather than peeling them off for all and sundry to see! Top tip - you dont have to look "Yes and I don't intend to in future, it's hardly a bally hoot on there! Only last week did I see such a frightful image whilst perusing the cameras on there, that I jolted with such force that I spelt Pimms all down my smoking jacket! That's not exactly my idea of relaxation after a long day at the gentlemen's club I can assure you! | |||
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" All I seem to find on there are men tickling their todgers as they send lewd messages to ladies in various states of undress, many of whom would look jolly better if they put extra layers of clothing on, rather than peeling them off for all and sundry to see! Top tip - you dont have to look
Yes and I don't intend to in future, it's hardly a bally hoot on there!
Only last week did I see such a frightful image whilst perusing the cameras on there, that I jolted with such force that I spelt Pimms all down my smoking jacket!
That's not exactly my idea of relaxation after a long day at the gentlemen's club I can assure you! "I see your problem but it all makes sense now. Someone posted in here the other day to say how outraged they were seeing a guy wanking on cam whilst wearing a smoking jacket and dribbling Pimms down his cock. As we are all fond of saying on here though, each to his own eh? | |||
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" All I seem to find on there are men tickling their todgers as they send lewd messages to ladies in various states of undress, many of whom would look jolly better if they put extra layers of clothing on, rather than peeling them off for all and sundry to see! Top tip - you dont have to look
Yes and I don't intend to in future, it's hardly a bally hoot on there!
Only last week did I see such a frightful image whilst perusing the cameras on there, that I jolted with such force that I spelt Pimms all down my smoking jacket!
That's not exactly my idea of relaxation after a long day at the gentlemen's club I can assure you!
I see your problem but it all makes sense now.
Someone posted in here the other day to say how outraged they were seeing a guy wanking on cam whilst wearing a smoking jacket and dribbling Pimms down his cock.
As we are all fond of saying on here though, each to his own eh? "I can assure you that I would never have a cock on camera, why on earth would I want to bring one of those ghastly creatures into the house? No I'll leave cocks to the travellers and their ilk for their barbaric sports. Just the thought of one pecking at my chesterfield is too much to imagine right now, so one is going to have to take elevenses one's chaise longue now! See, look what you've done now | |||
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"You have gone too far!!! Pimms???.....Have you no standards man!! " What would one recommend instead? A pint of heeeavy? | |||
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"i was on chat/cam yesterday talking about warhammer 40k and movies in general lol albit i did have my Boobs out so i had a captive audience mwuahahaha " Haha!! Yeah boobs out does tend to draw attention lol x | |||
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"You have gone too far!!! Pimms???.....Have you no standards man!! What would one recommend instead? A pint of heeeavy? "Good lord no!! I was thinking.....Buckfast  | |||
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"i was on chat/cam yesterday talking about warhammer 40k and movies in general lol albit i did have my Boobs out so i had a captive audience mwuahahaha Haha!! Yeah boobs out does tend to draw attention lol x " I could have been spouting anything in chat haha ... my best investment getting a pair of boobs haha x | |||
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"i was on chat/cam yesterday talking about warhammer 40k and movies in general lol albit i did have my Boobs out so i had a captive audience mwuahahaha Haha!! Yeah boobs out does tend to draw attention lol x I could have been spouting anything in chat haha ... my best investment getting a pair of boobs haha x" Me too!! X | |||
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"i was on chat/cam yesterday talking about warhammer 40k and movies in general lol albit i did have my Boobs out so i had a captive audience mwuahahaha Haha!! Yeah boobs out does tend to draw attention lol x I could have been spouting anything in chat haha ... my best investment getting a pair of boobs haha x Me too!! X" Do you think it may help if I should acquire a pair too then? If so, where would one purchase said pair of whammers from? I would prefer English tailored ones if possible. | |||
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