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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hey peeps. Just wondered if you'd give me the once over (fnar fnar) and do a praisee of my profile? Be gentle with me..........now, where's my stab vest?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

about as much time writing this request as writing the profile...

that may tell you something

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

No

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By *H.coupleCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

our honest answer is, if we were looking for a single male to join us we wouldn't choose you due to your profile or lack thereof.

There are plenty of guys on here who take the time to come across as well as they can and they're the ones we look at.

look at other guys profiles to get some inspiration

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Hey peeps. Just wondered if you'd give me the once over (fnar fnar) and do a praisee of my profile? Be gentle with me..........now, where's my stab vest? "

Hello no need for a stab vest

I'm not your target audience but personally I don't like being referred to as a girl and am slightly suspicious of men who concentrate their profile on oral sex. So my advice would be to broaden it out a bit, say a little about yourself do you like to meet socially for instance or go to clubs, what else do you enjoy apart from giving oral to women. In short you need to make yourself stand out from the crowd but you haven't made a bad start and I hope you have a lot if fun.

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By *inkyScot22Man
over a year ago

Anniesland

change your username... a x[...]x username is a well known signature of per-pubescent girls and twilight fans (and some spambots)

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

2 lines of text that tell you nothing about you or what you bring to the table.

No pictures of any sort.

Only looking for FF couples and Females (good luck there).

Just reeks of lack of effort all over

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"change your username... a x[...]x username is a well known signature of per-pubescent girls and twilight fans (and some spambots)"

Blimey is it! I truly do learn something on these forums every day.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

It wouldn't make me contact you, or reply to any message (not that you're what I'm looking for anyway)

Too lazy, no effort. We all know that people are on here looking for fun with a lady (good luck with the competition there) but so many people have a little more of themselves invested in the profiles they put up.

You spend as much time telling us about your cock and tongue as you do about what your looking for.

Theres way too much competition for ladies attention to get away with something that brief.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

It's less of a profile and more of a sentence.

Try harder brah - add some dinosaur/cock pics.

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By *r and mrs bangerboobsCouple
over a year ago

Bridgend

I/we've read your profile and, as has been said before, don't feel a bru u g desire to wink/message or make any contact at all.

Expand it a little more with perhaps something unique to you. Take a look at some other single male profiles and see who's got verifications and compare your content of profile to theirs.

....and yes, change your user name, yours has been done hundreds of times before, it was funny initially, now it's just not.

Mrs BB

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By *r and mrs bangerboobsCouple
over a year ago

Bridgend

Oops 'burning' desire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how have you measured your cocks IQ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok some of you are a bit harsh but I did ask for it. Some good constructive criticism which I'll take on board. Some of the usual holier than thou ones which I'll take with a shovel of salt the username thing was borne out of frustration after 40 minutes of having every username I tried being already used!

Now, can I change my username but keep my veri?

Thanks for the (mostly) useful input

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"how have you measured your cocks IQ?"

Not sure I did?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how have you measured your cocks IQ?

Not sure I did? "

yet you say it's thick?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Ok some of you are a bit harsh but I did ask for it. Some good constructive criticism which I'll take on board. Some of the usual holier than thou ones which I'll take with a shovel of salt the username thing was borne out of frustration after 40 minutes of having every username I tried being already used!

Now, can I change my username but keep my veri?

Thanks for the (mostly) useful input "

yes if you are a site supporter you can change your name and keep the verification

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

I prefer guys to write their own profile...

Says a lot about them....

OP, your does nothing for me...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey peeps. Just wondered if you'd give me the once over (fnar fnar) and do a praisee of my profile? Be gentle with me..........now, where's my stab vest?

Hello no need for a stab vest

I'm not your target audience but personally I don't like being referred to as a girl and am slightly suspicious of men who concentrate their profile on oral sex. So my advice would be to broaden it out a bit, say a little about yourself do you like to meet socially for instance or go to clubs, what else do you enjoy apart from giving oral to women. In short you need to make yourself stand out from the crowd but you haven't made a bad start and I hope you have a lot if fun."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey peeps. Just wondered if you'd give me the once over (fnar fnar) and do a praisee of my profile? Be gentle with me..........now, where's my stab vest?

Hello no need for a stab vest

I'm not your target audience but personally I don't like being referred to as a girl and am slightly suspicious of men who concentrate their profile on oral sex. So my advice would be to broaden it out a bit, say a little about yourself do you like to meet socially for instance or go to clubs, what else do you enjoy apart from giving oral to women. In short you need to make yourself stand out from the crowd but you haven't made a bad start and I hope you have a lot if fun."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read mine mate- its has served well.....(cheekily said) Haa!

Too short, not original, no personality or spark...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey peeps. Just wondered if you'd give me the once over (fnar fnar) and do a praisee of my profile? Be gentle with me..........now, where's my stab vest?

Hello no need for a stab vest

I'm not your target audience but personally I don't like being referred to as a girl and am slightly suspicious of men who concentrate their profile on oral sex. So my advice would be to broaden it out a bit, say a little about yourself do you like to meet socially for instance or go to clubs, what else do you enjoy apart from giving oral to women. In short you need to make yourself stand out from the crowd but you haven't made a bad start and I hope you have a lot if fun."

Thanks for that - however I can't see where I used the word 'girl'?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Hey peeps. Just wondered if you'd give me the once over (fnar fnar) and do a praisee of my profile? Be gentle with me..........now, where's my stab vest?

Hello no need for a stab vest

I'm not your target audience but personally I don't like being referred to as a girl and am slightly suspicious of men who concentrate their profile on oral sex. So my advice would be to broaden it out a bit, say a little about yourself do you like to meet socially for instance or go to clubs, what else do you enjoy apart from giving oral to women. In short you need to make yourself stand out from the crowd but you haven't made a bad start and I hope you have a lot if fun.

Thanks for that - however I can't see where I used the word 'girl'?"

In your status.

I have nothing to add to what others have said, you do need to try harder.

Good luck.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

great photos ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Revised!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Revised!"

much better! just need some pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"how have you measured your cocks IQ?

Not sure I did?

yet you say it's thick?"

Lol so I did! I really must edumacate it more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well don mate!

You got a whole pile of women to look at a profile they would never have looked at otherwise. Must try that myself sometime! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok some of you are a bit harsh but I did ask for it. Some good constructive criticism which I'll take on board. Some of the usual holier than thou ones which I'll take with a shovel of salt the username thing was borne out of frustration after 40 minutes of having every username I tried being already used!

Now, can I change my username but keep my veri?

Thanks for the (mostly) useful input

yes if you are a site supporter you can change your name and keep the verification"

Cheers man!

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By *H.coupleCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Revised!"

its a lot better now. maybe put an avatar up, you dont need to show your face, we dont like talking to silhouettes, but this is just our preferences mate. its your profile so your rules.

good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MUCH BETTER ! fairplay, thats a a lot better and Tick - Tock until you get your next meet- GOODLUCK Xtra

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Revised, name changed and some pics added. Thanks for the advice

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Revised, name changed and some pics added. Thanks for the advice "

A huge improvement and well done to you for acting on advice - lots of men don't, despite asking several times. Therefore you didn't receive my starwars advice.

May the force be with you

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