FabSwingers.com forum: Meeting Faux Pas

By *outhwest OP Man
37 weeks ago

Southwest

Though I would share with you this evening’s little humourous faux pas!

Picture the scene, a Couple has invited me over for the evening, all a bit last minute but here I am following google maps to the location and looking for number (let’s say 85)… the postcode leads you to the rear access (oo er missus!) so I turn around and find the front… ah there’s 85!

Down the garden path I carefully walk so as not to cause a scene, drinks in hand, knock on the door… a couple opens the door both in their bedtime attire… “can I help you?” She asks…

Me: “are you not expecting me?”

Woman at the door: : “no…”, “ who are you looking for?”

Me: (now realising I’m at the wrong bleedin house!!) fumbling to find the right thing to say, obviously I can’t give the name of the correct address or people as wouldn’t want to be less than discrete!

I joked that I think I’d got the wrong postcode etc and soon found the correct address!

Honestly! Never happened before, don’t fancy it happening again! Haha

By *CLM87Woman
37 weeks ago

Derbyshire

I'd be mortified.

My postcode takes you to totally the wrong road, takes you to the one behind... so I never give out my postcode.

At least you found them in the end lol

By *outhwest OP Man
37 weeks ago

Southwest

Honestly, heart dropped! Just made the more embarrassing when they were asking questions to help me and I appeared as if I did t know of any address! Haha. Prize plonker!!