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Pre meet ritual or routine.

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By *uka OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Chester

What's the thing you do before every meet? I normally shower, then tidy up my body hair with the graders then back in the shower.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Gym or run, shower extensively and sometimes edge if I know they're particularly into having a big load

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By *uka OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Chester


"Gym or run, shower extensively and sometimes edge if I know they're particularly into having a big load "

Going to the gym beforehand would make you feel good but I'd run out of energy.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Bath, full shave, blow dry hair, make up, while having a little drink. Then I'm away

Mrs C

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"Gym or run, shower extensively and sometimes edge if I know they're particularly into having a big load

Going to the gym beforehand would make you feel good but I'd run out of energy."

You get a good pump, though. Do enough to get the blood rushing without feeling lethargic.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"Gym or run, shower extensively and sometimes edge if I know they're particularly into having a big load

Going to the gym beforehand would make you feel good but I'd run out of energy."

Ibe got very good stamina

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By *uka OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Chester


"Bath, full shave, blow dry hair, make up, while having a little drink. Then I'm away

Mrs C "

Squeaky clean, the best way to be. I love the excitement too.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
39 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Get on with my life knowing they’ll be some flakey excuse an hour before

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By *eirdscienceMan
39 weeks ago

Postwick


"Get on with my life knowing they’ll be some flakey excuse an hour before "

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By *ddyMan
39 weeks ago

Stratford

Shower, shave, moisturize and wear my sexiest perfume. Dress well, grab condoms, ask the person I'm meeting if they need me to bring anything, if they drink I get a bottle of wine or something else according to their preferences. And then I'm off. Happy meets!

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

If I'm offering anal. Don't eat for 2 days prior and spend 48hours being hangry AF cause food is life but the paranoia is strong haha

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By *ddyMan
39 weeks ago

Stratford


"If I'm offering anal. Don't eat for 2 days prior and spend 48hours being hangry AF cause food is life but the paranoia is strong haha

"

You're such a keeper! This is how much much effort every person should put into a meet. Man and women!

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Edging, bath, tidy up, wash my hair, makeup and find something sexy to wear and add a little perfume. Then bite my lip until we meet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"If I'm offering anal. Don't eat for 2 days prior and spend 48hours being hangry AF cause food is life but the paranoia is strong haha

You're such a keeper! This is how much much effort every person should put into a meet. Man and women!"

Hahah I don't think my partner agrees when I'm an angry ball of hungry rage all day

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By *ddyMan
39 weeks ago

Stratford

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By *ddyMan
39 weeks ago

Stratford


"If I'm offering anal. Don't eat for 2 days prior and spend 48hours being hangry AF cause food is life but the paranoia is strong haha

You're such a keeper! This is how much much effort every person should put into a meet. Man and women!

Hahah I don't think my partner agrees when I'm an angry ball of hungry rage all day "

I've been hungry and horny all day. Hungry because I'm horny since I've been on fab since morning and too lazy to cook today, lol. So I understand the rage

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


". Hungry because I'm horny since I've been on fab since morning and too lazy to cook today, lol. So I understand the rage "

Shame you're not getting double stuffed as motivation

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By *ACOLCouple
39 weeks ago

limerick

Do the whole grooming because why not, make up, hair and change about three times before I decide on something meet appropriate that isn't too revealing

Lina.

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By *CLM87Woman
39 weeks ago

Derbyshire

Have a shower or bath and brush my teeth.

Chuck half the wardrobe out deciding what I'm going to wear.

Sort my hair.

Start getting the nervous tummy and hope it's just nerves and nothing else (every bloody time even if this is my 8th meet with them)

Decide if I want to put my very poor make up skills to good use.

Dounle check height of person I'm meeting so I don't tower over them.

Then walk out the door and pray to the fab gods they turn up.

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By *uka OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Chester


"Have a shower or bath and brush my teeth.

Chuck half the wardrobe out deciding what I'm going to wear.

Sort my hair.

Start getting the nervous tummy and hope it's just nerves and nothing else (every bloody time even if this is my 8th meet with them)

Decide if I want to put my very poor make up skills to good use.

Dounle check height of person I'm meeting so I don't tower over them.

Then walk out the door and pray to the fab gods they turn up.

"

A few people have mentioned no shows, why would they arrange a meet but not turn up? I didn't realise it was so common.

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By *CLM87Woman
39 weeks ago

Derbyshire


"Have a shower or bath and brush my teeth.

Chuck half the wardrobe out deciding what I'm going to wear.

Sort my hair.

Start getting the nervous tummy and hope it's just nerves and nothing else (every bloody time even if this is my 8th meet with them)

Decide if I want to put my very poor make up skills to good use.

Dounle check height of person I'm meeting so I don't tower over them.

Then walk out the door and pray to the fab gods they turn up.

A few people have mentioned no shows, why would they arrange a meet but not turn up? I didn't realise it was so common."

I'm guessing sometimes it's nerves.

Apparently it's a kink... who knew.

And some people just don't have any common decency anymore... the worst though it when a month down the line they send you a 'new' first message clearly forgetting what they had done

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By * and BCouple
39 weeks ago

Durham


"Have a shower or bath and brush my teeth.

Chuck half the wardrobe out deciding what I'm going to wear.

Sort my hair.

Start getting the nervous tummy and hope it's just nerves and nothing else (every bloody time even if this is my 8th meet with them)

Decide if I want to put my very poor make up skills to good use.

Dounle check height of person I'm meeting so I don't tower over them.

Then walk out the door and pray to the fab gods they turn up.

A few people have mentioned no shows, why would they arrange a meet but not turn up? I didn't realise it was so common."

We gave up due to all the folk who don't turn up. It's now all about clubs so we have our ritual before heading off to a club. Shave and shower, try to scrub ourselves up and look/smell good

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By *ugar kittenWoman
39 weeks ago

home


"Get on with my life knowing they’ll be some flakey excuse an hour before "

Or not turn up at all...

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By *CLM87Woman
39 weeks ago

Derbyshire


"Get on with my life knowing they’ll be some flakey excuse an hour before

Or not turn up at all..."

Yep... especially when you've met in the middle somewhere and had a bit of a drive

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
39 weeks ago

Northumberland

In the days before I meet I start to defur and moisturise. Legs first, then work my way up. On the day of the meet it's a few hours of skincare and makeup followed by dressing... You've got to look good.

Then I wait for the ghosting!

Xx

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