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 till they gave me a list of all these expensive “bottles of champagne £70 each, I should bring”  they wanted 4!
Me being the cheeky SOAB I am I replied: “can I get 4 bottles of Lambrini instead?” Hahaha. I had a goodnight sleep alone in my own bed that night | |||
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"Some guys send me a message. Offering £200. So he can suck my cock. " Yep had this one myself | |||
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"Would have to be a guy asking me to fart in his face, shock horror lol"But did you do it? | |||
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"Some guys send me a message. Offering £200. So he can suck my cock. " What did you spend it on?  | |||
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"Some guys send me a message. Offering £200. So he can suck my cock. What did you spend it on? "I didn't take the offer. | |||
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"Had a couple message me once while bank. Chat was good and they wanted to meet that evening, great I thought till they gave me a list of all these expensive “bottles of champagne £70 each, I should bring” they wanted 4!
Me being the cheeky SOAB I am I replied: “can I get 4 bottles of Lambrini instead?” Hahaha. I had a goodnight sleep alone in my own bed that night "I’ve had a couple request that I bring presents also to a meet with them. Expensive makeup etc as a gift for the lady AND expected me to pay for the hotel etc. I said no problem as long as they brought an 1982 Dom Perignon Rose as my gift. Never received a reply funnily enough lol | |||
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"I had a couple ask me then basically beg me across four messages if they could send me a pair of the females socks for me to wear to work everyday without washing them Take date stamped pictures of the five working days with the said socks on then they wanted me to send them back to them so she could wear them whilst they had sex
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"Is that guy who asks women to sh!t on his chest still knocking about? That was one of my very first messages on here "Quite the welcome. | |||
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"I had a couple ask me then basically beg me across four messages if they could send me a pair of the females socks for me to wear to work everyday without washing them Take date stamped pictures of the five working days with the said socks on then they wanted me to send them back to them so she could wear them whilst they had sex
Well, you have to applaud how specific it is, at the very least! "At least it wasn’t kinky hahahah | |||
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"Had a couple message me once while bank. Chat was good and they wanted to meet that evening, great I thought till they gave me a list of all these expensive “bottles of champagne £70 each, I should bring” they wanted 4!
Me being the cheeky SOAB I am I replied: “can I get 4 bottles of Lambrini instead?” Hahaha. I had a goodnight sleep alone in my own bed that night
I’ve had a couple request that I bring presents also to a meet with them. Expensive makeup etc as a gift for the lady AND expected me to pay for the hotel etc. I said no problem as long as they brought an 1982 Dom Perignon Rose as my gift. Never received a reply funnily enough lol"Haha good comeback  
But apparently it’s quite common people asking for gifts! They must think we desperately  haha
I always take a bottle of wine (being the gentleman sometimes) but also cause I enjoy a glass during the initial breaking the ice chit chat  | |||
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"Is that guy who asks women to sh!t on his chest still knocking about? That was one of my very first messages on here "We have been offered money to do this! Mrs | |||
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"I was asked over the weekend, by a woman in her 70s, whether I would like a "gentle cha cha!"" Aww. Bless her. | |||
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"Is that guy who asks women to sh!t on his chest still knocking about? That was one of my very first messages on here "I’ve had someone ask me to do that lol | |||
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"Is that guy who asks women to sh!t on his chest still knocking about? That was one of my very first messages on here "Not had that one but I had someone message and ask if I’d shit in their mouth (insert pukey emoji). | |||
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ow shit haha | |||
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"Is that guy who asks women to sh!t on his chest still knocking about? That was one of my very first messages on here "Yes. Definitely had that one once or twice. 3sum with bloke and his son. Naked wrestling. Popping balloons. | |||
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"Is that guy who asks women to sh!t on his chest still knocking about? That was one of my very first messages on here
Yes. Definitely had that one once or twice.
3sum with bloke and his son.
Naked wrestling.
Popping balloons.
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"I was asked to sleep with his mum so he could watch, or the man that wanted me to watch him shot in a park and then watch him eat it. He said if I wasn’t comfortable with that he would do it in his car outside of a supermarket instead " At least he was conscientious enough to check whether you were comfortable watching him eat shit. Wtf is wrong with these people  | |||
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"A guy asked us if we were interested in doing things with his dog! He said his ex was into it. We reported and blocked him. " Thats just woof! | |||
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"I was asked to sleep with his mum so he could watch, or the man that wanted me to watch him shot in a park and then watch him eat it. He said if I wasn’t comfortable with that he would do it in his car outside of a supermarket instead At least he was conscientious enough to check whether you were comfortable watching him eat shit. Wtf is wrong with these people "I think he was more conscientious of the fact I maybe uncomfortable seeing him eating it in a public and would prefer somewhere less so in his car | |||
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"Would have to be a guy asking me to fart in his face, shock horror lol"There are a frightening number of people about with a fart fetish | |||
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"I was asked to sleep with his mum so he could watch, or the man that wanted me to watch him shot in a park and then watch him eat it. He said if I wasn’t comfortable with that he would do it in his car outside of a supermarket instead At least he was conscientious enough to check whether you were comfortable watching him eat shit. Wtf is wrong with these people
I think he was more conscientious of the fact I maybe uncomfortable seeing him eating it in a public and would prefer somewhere less so in his car "Somehow I think a whole massive point flew over his head there. | |||
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"I was asked to sleep with his mum so he could watch, or the man that wanted me to watch him shot in a park and then watch him eat it. He said if I wasn’t comfortable with that he would do it in his car outside of a supermarket instead " Just......wow
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"No word of a lie I was once in a well known chain pub minding my own business when a lady approximately in her 60s approached me asking if I'd fuck her bent over her late husbands gravestone! Needless to say I found somewhere else to wait for the train! " Maybe he liked it when he was alive! Or maybe she never got payback for some cheating or summink! Savage! S | |||
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One guy wanted me to stamp on his balls. One guy wanted me to stick something down the eye of his penis (I think he’d said a biro or something ) | |||
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"I was asked to sleep with his mum so he could watch, or the man that wanted me to watch him shot in a park and then watch him eat it. He said if I wasn’t comfortable with that he would do it in his car outside of a supermarket instead Just......wow
S"I declined politely to both | |||
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"Mainly guys offering money to suck me off and also I’ve had someone ask me about wrestling them naked "Ha I get the naked wrestling alot asked of me on here | |||
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"Another one I got just yesterday. Do you have a daughter around 20ish. would you tag team a guy?" Makes me physically sick. | |||
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"Mainly guys offering money to suck me off and also I’ve had someone ask me about wrestling them naked
Ha I get the naked wrestling alot asked of me on here "Question is, chosen finisher move? | |||
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"Had a couple ask me if the male half could insert his balls inside my anus while I fuck her. The reason was she says he isn’t a homosexual but as it was only his balls it wouldn’t be classed as actual sex and he would still be able to claim being straight … I did replicate perhaps they need to slow down on the disco biscuits Wild "Just his balls? That must be quite painful to be pushing them in lol and probably the most random thing I have heard of | |||
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"Mainly guys offering money to suck me off and also I’ve had someone ask me about wrestling them naked
Ha I get the naked wrestling alot asked of me on here
Question is, chosen finisher move? "Gotta be stone cold stunner | |||
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"Mainly guys offering money to suck me off and also I’ve had someone ask me about wrestling them naked
Ha I get the naked wrestling alot asked of me on here
Question is, chosen finisher move?
Gotta be stone cold stunner "Surely the stand up 69 tombstone piledriver wins this | |||
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"Had a couple ask me if the male half could insert his balls inside my anus while I fuck her. The reason was she says he isn’t a homosexual but as it was only his balls it wouldn’t be classed as actual sex and he would still be able to claim being straight … I did replicate perhaps they need to slow down on the disco biscuits Wild
Just his balls? That must be quite painful to be pushing them in lol and probably the most random thing I have heard of"honestly the shit I get messaged to me on my twitter is hilarious . or just in general .... ask a trans woman to share their inbox messages and it will mostly be full of comedy gold ... my lady friends love reading my messages to compare to the shit they get sometimes | |||
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"Mainly guys offering money to suck me off and also I’ve had someone ask me about wrestling them naked
Ha I get the naked wrestling alot asked of me on here
Question is, chosen finisher move? "I tend to like a ch0ke move with my femrod usually | |||
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"Mainly guys offering money to suck me off and also I’ve had someone ask me about wrestling them naked
Ha I get the naked wrestling alot asked of me on here
Question is, chosen finisher move?
Gotta be stone cold stunner
Surely the stand up 69 tombstone piledriver wins this "Hmmm now you mention it that I think the piledriver sounds the better move | |||
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"Another one I got just yesterday. Do you have a daughter around 20ish. would you tag team a guy?" Such a smooth talker, presumably you were intrigued by his offer and are still in contact! I mean WTF | |||
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"Another one I got just yesterday. Do you have a daughter around 20ish. would you tag team a guy? Such a smooth talker, presumably you were intrigued by his offer and are still in contact! I mean WTF " This was literally the opening message. Not even a hello. No idea what goes through guys minds sometimes | |||
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"Mrs P was offered cash from a guy who wanted to cum over her feet. " Had this one too. Not sure if it's a cum on feet kink or to cum on the feet of those named P
Cannot believe how common the shit requests are. Glad we haven't had those *considers tightening up filters* | |||
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"Offered me money to suck me off. I guess its more common than I thought. " How much money, though? haha.
Was I worth it? | |||
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"I was asked to sleep with his mum so he could watch, or the man that wanted me to watch him shot in a park and then watch him eat it. He said if I wasn’t comfortable with that he would do it in his car outside of a supermarket instead At least he was conscientious enough to check whether you were comfortable watching him eat shit. Wtf is wrong with these people
I think he was more conscientious of the fact I maybe uncomfortable seeing him eating it in a public and would prefer somewhere less so in his car "Do you think he uses disposable cutlery and crockery? Or the stuff he eats his dinner with? Brown sauce anyone?  | |||
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"Mainly guys offering money to suck me off and also I’ve had someone ask me about wrestling them naked
Ha I get the naked wrestling alot asked of me on here
Question is, chosen finisher move?
I tend to like a ch0ke move with my femrod usually "The Femrod Ch0kehold sounds like a perfect finisher! | |||
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"Mainly guys offering money to suck me off and also I’ve had someone ask me about wrestling them naked
Ha I get the naked wrestling alot asked of me on here
Question is, chosen finisher move?
Gotta be stone cold stunner
Surely the stand up 69 tombstone piledriver wins this "That puts a different twist on the tombstone! | |||
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"A guy on here asking if I would shit on him. I mean, WTF is wrong with people????" There is some sick people out there | |||
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"A guy on here asking if I would shit on him. I mean, WTF is wrong with people???? There is some sick people out there" They said shit not sick. That's another kink altogether though. Not my thing but happy vomming to those who do! | |||
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"After making arrangements, he then checked to make sure I'm not going to ask him for money when he arrives... More recently I've had a couple of offers from men (with monstrously mahoooosive cocks) if I want to "create content" with them... Mmmm actually maybe I should do a M/TS/M Collab?" lol these make mofos moonlight as OF creators by the bucket load to try get sex these days. They shit their pants when you say you need 3 months certs and then passport / model Releases / video consent forms. And contract in how they will store and keep private your ID. They all disappear | |||
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"After making arrangements, he then checked to make sure I'm not going to ask him for money when he arrives... More recently I've had a couple of offers from men (with monstrously mahoooosive cocks) if I want to "create content" with them... Mmmm actually maybe I should do a M/TS/M Collab? lol these make mofos moonlight as OF creators by the bucket load to try get sex these days. They shit their pants when you say you need 3 months certs and then passport / model Releases / video consent forms. And contract in how they will store and keep private your ID. They all disappear "Male not make. Dang typo on phone | |||
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"Had a guy contact me over the weekend asking if I'd have a MFM with him and his dad.... "OMFG ... That is soooo on my Fucket List! Or two proper (same parent) brothers. I'm always curious if... 1. Their cocks are alike 2. If they have same cum face 3. If their spunk tastes similar... I'm envious. I hope you said yes???? | |||
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