FabSwingers.com forum: Getting the house ready before a meet

By *orderboyblue OP Man
42 weeks ago

Scottish Borders

What's your routine? I get the house ready first and then sort myself out.

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Maidstone

I check that there is booze and lots of ice in the freezer.

Then the bed. The "shag-set" goes on - throws and pillow covers. These are easily removed after the meet and goes into a hot wash.

Get myself ready, fully clean inside and out. Make-up to max volume, including porn star eye lashes. Dress to thrill. High heels always.

Then the flat, subdued lighting, candles everywhere, included scented ones... Sexy soft music on the Google Hub.

I buzz my guest up and I keep an eye on the peep hole for him. When he approaches, I swing open my front door, with one leg in front of the other (slimmer profile), unclip my hair, and shake my hair loose.

First impressions last...

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

A general clean, the house is reasonably tidy so its more making sure the detritus of life/kids toys about 30 million pairs of shoes Fresh sheets on the bed, clean towels in the bathrooms and the fridge stocked with suitable drinks and snacks.

We put the Picasso and Faberge egg in the loft in case anyone has sticky fingers.

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By *parkle1974Woman
42 weeks ago

Leeds

Set the alarm, lock the door and head to the hotel.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Get ready and head to the club

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By *ecky and justCouple
42 weeks ago

Godalming

All depends on what we’re doing..

just some guests, we’ll make sure everything is tidy but that’s easy as we’re quite minimalist.

If we’re throwing a party, we’ll make sure that the fridge is stocked and the playroom is ready. Condoms and lube within reach everywhere.

Lights will be set to a moody colour and erotic playlist will be on.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
42 weeks ago

chichester

I use hotels so no issues with getting ready

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

I'll shovel most of the rubbish out of the hallway so people can get in, scrape the cat shit out the back door and empty half a can of deodorant onto the bed so it smells OK

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By *ymAndIcedCoffeeWoman
42 weeks ago

Worcester

If it’s someone I don’t know well then I don’t host at mine. So I just have a shower, throw on jeans and a hoodie, and head out.

If it’s someone I’ve been seeing for longer then I tidy up and Hoover, then shower and throw on jeans and a hoodie.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
42 weeks ago

chichester

"If it’s someone I don’t know well then I don’t host at mine. So I just have a shower, throw on jeans and a hoodie, and head out.

If it’s someone I’ve been seeing for longer then I tidy up and Hoover, then shower and throw on jeans and a hoodie."

What happens if your hoodie is in the wash

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By *oconaughtyCouple
42 weeks ago

West Texas

Hubby cleans and tidies up for me while I get showered, shaved, made up, and dressed. Fresh linens for the marital bed and pillows. Refreshments, bowl of fresh cut fruit, fresh towels, lube, etc. are placed on the nightstand ready and waiting for when my lover and I return from our night out…

..Sometimes it’s a midday session with one of my favorite regulars, in which case, hubby would have made-ready the previous night..

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

" Hubby cleans and tidies up for me while I get showered, shaved, made up, and dressed. Fresh linens for the marital bed and pillows. Refreshments, bowl of fresh cut fruit, fresh towels, lube, etc. are placed on the nightstand ready and waiting for when my lover and I return from our night out…

..Sometimes it’s a midday session with one of my favorite regulars, in which case, hubby would have made-ready the previous night.."

Such a show of haha lol got him well trained

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