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By (user no longer on site) OP   
47 weeks ago

So I’m thinking of going to a club in about a months time, Kestrel nr Heathrow. It’ll be my first time ever and I’ll be pumped with adrenaline, anxiety. And of course hornyness. I’m worried that I’ll get an erection and walking round may make people feel uncomfortable. Help me please… x

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By *quirrel!Man
47 weeks ago

L


"So I’m thinking of going to a club in about a months time, Kestrel nr Heathrow. It’ll be my first time ever and I’ll be pumped with adrenaline, anxiety. And of course hornyness. I’m worried that I’ll get an erection and walking round may make people feel uncomfortable. Help me please… x"

Think of the queen!

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Erections are quite common in clubs, don't worry about it. Just don't go shoving it in any places before asking if people want contact.

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By *quirrel!Man
47 weeks ago

L


"Erections are quite common in clubs, don't worry about it. Just don't go shoving it in any places before asking if people want contact."

Miss Ruby, may I make contact?

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By *hriscooperMan
47 weeks ago

Warrington


"Erections are quite common in clubs, don't worry about it. Just don't go shoving it in any places before asking if people want contact."

Haha.. No playing pin the tail on the donkey.

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By *apperleymanMan
47 weeks ago

Nottingham

If someone gets offended by a stiffy in a swingers club I’d suggest they’re in the wrong environment.

I’d say don’t sweat it - most clubs are very relaxed.

Politeness, friendliness & not being pushy are the main attributes for single blokes in clubs.. and if you’re east on the eye and have a massive cock then that’s a definite bonus..

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By *ocksareoffMan
47 weeks ago

Out n About

What you need to do is stick your cock in a load of doughnuts and walk around offering them to anyone that takes your fancy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
47 weeks ago

Well, I’m bearded and Dadbodded and about 6in but thick… we’ll see hey…

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By *mma29Couple
47 weeks ago

wirral


"What you need to do is stick your cock in a load of doughnuts and walk around offering them to anyone that takes your fancy. "

Glazed?

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By *ocksareoffMan
47 weeks ago

Out n About


"What you need to do is stick your cock in a load of doughnuts and walk around offering them to anyone that takes your fancy.

Glazed? "

Haha I was thinking cream filled.

But yeah glazed sounds nice, why don't you pull up a pew and get comfortable.

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By *tylebender03Man
47 weeks ago

Manchester

I think it should ok when it gets to the erection section of the evening just don’t walk into the club with one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"Erections are quite common in clubs, don't worry about it. Just don't go shoving it in any places before asking if people want contact.

Miss Ruby, may I make contact? "

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By *ad NannaWoman
47 weeks ago

East London


"What you need to do is stick your cock in a load of doughnuts and walk around offering them to anyone that takes your fancy. "

Not gonna lie, I'd eat one.

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By *mma29Couple
47 weeks ago

wirral


"What you need to do is stick your cock in a load of doughnuts and walk around offering them to anyone that takes your fancy.

Glazed?

Haha I was thinking cream filled.

But yeah glazed sounds nice, why don't you pull up a pew and get comfortable. "

I've fallen for this one before, there aren't any donuts are they??

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By *ocksareoffMan
47 weeks ago

Out n About


"What you need to do is stick your cock in a load of doughnuts and walk around offering them to anyone that takes your fancy.

Glazed?

Haha I was thinking cream filled.

But yeah glazed sounds nice, why don't you pull up a pew and get comfortable.

I've fallen for this one before, there aren't any donuts are they??"

I like to combine games with sugary snacks. Just a twist on ring toss, I wouldn't recommend using horse shoes though.

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By *apperleymanMan
47 weeks ago

Nottingham


"What you need to do is stick your cock in a load of doughnuts and walk around offering them to anyone that takes your fancy.

Glazed?

Haha I was thinking cream filled.

But yeah glazed sounds nice, why don't you pull up a pew and get comfortable.

I've fallen for this one before, there aren't any donuts are they??"

Oh.. there can be… but try not to eat too many.. might make you a bit poorly.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Love a donut

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By *cottish guy 555Man
47 weeks ago

London


"What you need to do is stick your cock in a load of doughnuts and walk around offering them to anyone that takes your fancy.

Glazed? "

They soon will be.

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By *arrenandhisduckCouple
47 weeks ago

blackpool

I always walk around infusion with a hard cock. Duck likes sucking me off getting me hard then I’ll go to the bar or we will go for a walk around and no one has complained to me. Something very freeing and out walking round with naked with a hard cock.

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By *oiluvfunMan
47 weeks ago

Penrith


"So I’m thinking of going to a club in about a months time, Kestrel nr Heathrow. It’ll be my first time ever and I’ll be pumped with adrenaline, anxiety. And of course hornyness. I’m worried that I’ll get an erection and walking round may make people feel uncomfortable. Help me please… x"

As you’re straight on your profile, just be careful who you say “Help me please” to in the club, if you do get an erection…..

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By *andb69Couple
47 weeks ago

leeds


"So I’m thinking of going to a club in about a months time, Kestrel nr Heathrow. It’ll be my first time ever and I’ll be pumped with adrenaline, anxiety. And of course hornyness. I’m worried that I’ll get an erection and walking round may make people feel uncomfortable. Help me please… x"

I would be disappointed if guys didn't get an erection in a club. I'd be tempted to offer a hand to a guy with a hard on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
47 weeks ago

Bump x

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"So I’m thinking of going to a club in about a months time, Kestrel nr Heathrow. It’ll be my first time ever and I’ll be pumped with adrenaline, anxiety. And of course hornyness. I’m worried that I’ll get an erection and walking round may make people feel uncomfortable. Help me please… x"

Bring a hammer

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"So I’m thinking of going to a club in about a months time, Kestrel nr Heathrow. It’ll be my first time ever and I’ll be pumped with adrenaline, anxiety. And of course hornyness. I’m worried that I’ll get an erection and walking round may make people feel uncomfortable. Help me please… x

I would be disappointed if guys didn't get an erection in a club. I'd be tempted to offer a hand to a guy with a hard on!"

Where is this club you speak of

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
47 weeks ago

Is this club still there?

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"So I’m thinking of going to a club in about a months time, Kestrel nr Heathrow. It’ll be my first time ever and I’ll be pumped with adrenaline, anxiety. And of course hornyness. I’m worried that I’ll get an erection and walking round may make people feel uncomfortable. Help me please… x

Bring a hammer "

Wow there’s rough play and then there’s rough play

Think my legs are permanently crossed now

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By *oiluvfunMan
47 weeks ago

Penrith


"So I’m thinking of going to a club in about a months time, Kestrel nr Heathrow. It’ll be my first time ever and I’ll be pumped with adrenaline, anxiety. And of course horniness. I’m worried that I’ll get an erection and walking round may make people feel uncomfortable. Help me please… x

I would be disappointed if guys didn't get an erection in a club. I'd be tempted to offer a hand to a guy with a hard on!

Where is this club you speak of "

Pick a club, any club; they're all filled wall to wall with lovely ladies willing to help a guy with an erection......possibly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago

Bump x

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

You'll probably be slightly underwhelmed and a bit nervous so erection won't be your problem. Relax, have a chat with strangers, but avoid random visiting American guys who will not stop talking until they tell you all about their job and the labour market in the US (you won't care for it, but being British you will be too polite to tell him to fuck off).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"You'll probably be slightly underwhelmed and a bit nervous so erection won't be your problem. Relax, have a chat with strangers, but avoid random visiting American guys who will not stop talking until they tell you all about their job and the labour market in the US (you won't care for it, but being British you will be too polite to tell him to fuck off)."

Sounds like an episode of PeepShow..

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
45 weeks ago

chichester


"If someone gets offended by a stiffy in a swingers club I’d suggest they’re in the wrong environment.

I’d say don’t sweat it - most clubs are very relaxed.

Politeness, friendliness & not being pushy are the main attributes for single blokes in clubs.. and if you’re east on the eye and have a massive cock then that’s a definite bonus.. "

This lol

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Ive never been to a club but i really cant see you getting thrown out for walking around respectfully with an erection. Its a swingers club, their will be sex, nudity, ladies dressed in a way that would turn a guy on, its surely part of it i cant see that every guy walks around soft untill theyre playing. Relax, chill, and just have fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Good to know all this information..

I’m looking to head to a club for the first ti e this weekend

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By *ottodot123Couple
45 weeks ago

Gillingham

IME so many struggle to get an erection in that environment (understandably) that a nice hard cock is a welcome sight.

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