FabSwingers.com forum: Huge dilemma....

By *utecontradiction OP Man
over a year ago

Malvern

I am too tired to even have a wank....yet I am horny as hell.

What's a guy to do???

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

get someone in to help.....

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"get someone in to help....."

If he's too tired to wank, he's going to be too tired to do much else.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Have a sleep on the way up

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By *utecontradiction OP Man
over a year ago

Malvern

"Have a sleep on the way up

That would be a lovely long sleep I would get on a train all they way up there.....but what if I missed the stop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get yourself a WIFE, they aint just for xmas you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm invite me over to do it for ya . .

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By *utecontradiction OP Man
over a year ago

Malvern

"Get yourself a WIFE, they aint just for xmas you know

And there in lies the problem....I would have to deal with her all year round. Lol....oooh that's gonna get me in trouble with the girls!

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By *utecontradiction OP Man
over a year ago

Malvern

"Erm invite me over to do it for ya . . "

Ah now I would....but it seems you aren't looking for anyone at the min....hehe

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Have a sleep on the way up

That would be a lovely long sleep I would get on a train all they way up there.....but what if I missed the stop? "

Have a wank on way back down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock one out it will be even easier to get to sleep then

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By *utecontradiction OP Man
over a year ago

Malvern

"Have a sleep on the way up

That would be a lovely long sleep I would get on a train all they way up there.....but what if I missed the stop?

Have a wank on way back down

GENIUS. ....it will give my fellow passengers some entertainment, as well as giving the boys in blue something to do when I get off. ...arrest me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

important to get the maths correct here:-

tie ur cock to a piece of string and to a door handle, now as u sit in ur rocking chair, and rock,rock, ur way to ejaculation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm invite me over to do it for ya . .

Ah now I would....but it seems you aren't looking for anyone at the min....hehe"

Ah crap. . Lol

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By *utecontradiction OP Man
over a year ago

Malvern

"Erm invite me over to do it for ya . .

Ah now I would....but it seems you aren't looking for anyone at the min....hehe

Ah crap. . Lol"

What a waste....and a silly idea. ....now I can't come over, I shall have to just lay here in my tired state.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm invite me over to do it for ya . .

Ah now I would....but it seems you aren't looking for anyone at the min....hehe

Ah crap. . Lol

What a waste....and a silly idea. ....now I can't come over, I shall have to just lay here in my tired state. "

It is a silly idea isn't it

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