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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What have you got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thoughts, I'd be interested to know?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

A nice cock is one that's attached to a nice bloke.

An ugly cock is one that's attached to a prick.

Mrs

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By *RFR72Man
over a year ago

Watford

I'm hoping mine is a nice one? Not had any complaints yet? lol

Answers on a postcard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think mine is quite nice, so much so i have to touch and stroke it at least once a day

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By *uchislife66Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"A nice cock is one that's attached to a nice bloke.

An ugly cock is one that's attached to a prick.

Mrs "

You always say such kind and inspirational things x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's odd guys cd TV love it ladies have no interest

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By *utlongjohnMan
over a year ago

close

Ill throw mine in and let you judge for yourselves, dms welcome

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"A nice cock is one that's attached to a nice bloke.

An ugly cock is one that's attached to a prick.

Mrs

You always say such kind and inspirational things x "

It's true, a cock alone is nothing.

The man attached makes it good or bad.

Mrs

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Mines quite a distinguished handsome looking chap of average proportions.

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By *reg45Man
over a year ago

durham

Not sure if mines ugly or nice

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By *anno278Man
over a year ago

chester

I’ve been told quite often that I have a nice one

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By *outhDublinMan86Man
over a year ago

shankill

Pretty sure mines ugly

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By *uitedSuitorMan
over a year ago

Halifax / Leeds

This may cause some deflated ego’s! Haha

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By *quirtyfun69Couple
over a year ago

Burnley

Some nice ones in here

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I get the odd approving comment… the stifled laughing is however somewhat off putting

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By *igdickeasterneuropeanMan
over a year ago

Navan

I kinda like mine to be honest

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By *irthy-GentMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I’ve had a few compliments

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By *r not quite virginMan
over a year ago

rochdale

I've been told mines beautiful and been told its "the smoothest cock" people have ever seen. But judge for yourselves

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By *irebrand 1263Man
over a year ago

near you

Ask to see mine, I think it's actually nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WELL.

I

AM

HAPPY

WITH

MINE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines alreet, I suppose.

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By *quirtyfun69Couple
over a year ago

Burnley

I like mine it does its job and Mrs must do too hehe

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By *nozzMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Mine one gets washed and polished twice a day so always fresh and sweet smelling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like mine

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By *ertcamembertMan
over a year ago

Reading area

It's not for me to say, take a look at my pics and make your own judgements

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By *ensualdesiresCouple
over a year ago

Benfleet

Nicest cock I submit Tom's added new pics just now to show him off X Sue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had complaints but let you lot judge

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Not sure the OP got the reaction he was looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been told mine is a looker haha!!!!!

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

London

What happened to OP?

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By *ingerbeardman-Man
over a year ago

Sutton-in-Ashfield

I feel like mine is petty good looking haha. You'll have to let me know!

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By *RWoodyCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

That must be the fastest UNLOS ever???

A nice guy comes attached to a nice one. An ugly one normally reflects the personality.

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr has a lovely looking cock and loves showing it off

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By *_weadenMan
over a year ago

Hull

happy to receive feedback

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By *ereFlix75Man
over a year ago

Hitchin

I've heard it all about mine

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By *ittlesidMan
over a year ago

denton

Been told its a good looking one, nice head but short

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

out,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think mines nice,what do you lot think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Censored due to looks

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By *ady and the cockCouple
over a year ago

North East/Anywhere

His is one of the better looking ones I believe, not just big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think is fairly subjective.

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By *rchitectMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

I have always had nice comments about mine.

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By *hawslut_redemptionCouple
over a year ago

Minehead


"Been told mine is a looker haha!!!!!"
nice and veiny, lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you!

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By *hawslut_redemptionCouple
over a year ago

Minehead


"Thank you!"

Welcome

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By *antanaMan
over a year ago

The Upside Down

Haven't had any complaints about mine

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Been told by a few ladies that hubby has a nice looking one..

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By *otuseater11Man
over a year ago

kilwinning

Been told it's a nice cock.but there again the person that said that turned out to be a liar.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

As an owner of one of these appendages I think they’re generally ugly looking things but occasionally I will see one and think ‘that is actually a handsome cock’ followed by ‘lucky bastard’

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

As with anything subjective one person's opinion can differ wildly from another.

Looking at a selection of profiles some are quite aesthetically pleasing while others are, well, the opposite.

This makes no assumption as to the attached bloke or his prowess with said member, nor it's scale.

What makes one "ugly" to me might be beautiful to you. And vice versa.

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By *omeotango121Man
over a year ago

sussex

Nice cock for sure

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By *omeotango121Man
over a year ago

sussex

100% a nice cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s magnificent

Best cock ever lol

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By *ree2goodhomeMan
over a year ago

bingham

Mine attracts more men than women so I'll ask them...guys?? Lol

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By *ensman100Man
over a year ago

Hounslow

I rather like mine and have had no complaints so far..

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

Mines won awards for best looking??????

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By *atural_born_thriller_xMan
over a year ago

Lowestoft

I rather like mine and it appeals to some on here x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been judged to be honest

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By *enis ColadaMan
over a year ago

Totnes

I don't have a "nice" cock,but it gets me by,I don't have an afferier complex when I'm on a nudist beach.i was was born with it,it is what it is

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

It is what it is….. if you like it fab a picture or two of it

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By *hatsWhatCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Not my choice. But feedback is the breakfast of champions

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By *quirtyfun69Couple
over a year ago

Burnley

I don't mind mine but now and again I do get cock envy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uploaded a very nice pic of Mr in all his glory today

His cock is quite a specimen ladies and gentlemen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Uploaded a very nice pic of Mr in all his glory today

His cock is quite a specimen ladies and gentlemen "

Impressive

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By *ossman0168Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Mine is just a nice thick girth cock

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

i have a nice cock and its attached to a nice man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Uploaded a very nice pic of Mr in all his glory today

His cock is quite a specimen ladies and gentlemen

Impressive "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine got "complimented" for having an...artistic...helmet, once...that's about all though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prettiest

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood


"Thoughts, I'd be interested to know?"

Obviously OP isn't

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By *_weadenMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Thoughts, I'd be interested to know?

Obviously OP isn't"

Typical “user no longer on site”. Quite a few last a matter of hours

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By *ose and her beastCouple
over a year ago

Watford


"A nice cock is one that's attached to a nice bloke.

An ugly cock is one that's attached to a prick.

Mrs "

Facts

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Check out the picture of my magnificent glistening purple monster.

It has grown by 3 or 4 layers since that picture was taken.

Blame the seasonal consumption of individual plum puddings adding to its overall length!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely, beauty is in the eye of the beholder?

What’s good to some, might be bad to others? A bit like marmite I guess…

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"Check out the picture of my magnificent glistening purple monster.

It has grown by 3 or 4 layers since that picture was taken.

Blame the seasonal consumption of individual plum puddings adding to its overall length!"

Should have added that the girth remains constant.

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

Mines been called nice.

Judge for yourselves...

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By *r K and Mrs LCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Each to their own but I don’t think my is too bad to be honest..

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By *ude boy 2017Man
over a year ago

Bolton

Mine not too bad ihave been told in the past

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Judge mine

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By *fcman1993Man
over a year ago

Wirral

Been told mine is nice but I'll let you do the judging

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

I've seen some real ugly ones. My advice if your not looking for them is :- to never, I reapete NEVER look on new photos between 7am to 9am. .

I've seen a fair amont of good looking cocks too. My Mr has a good looking one. But we don't post grahic pics.

Don't blame me if you need theropy for looking at early morning pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've seen some real ugly ones. My advice if your not looking for them is :- to never, I reapete NEVER look on new photos between 7am to 9am. .

I've seen a fair amont of good looking cocks too. My Mr has a good looking one. But we don't post grahic pics.

Don't blame me if you need theropy for looking at early morning pics. "

I actually laughed out loud… preach!

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By *incs2020Man
over a year ago

lincolnshire

Quite happy with my offering, others can judge ?

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"What have you got "

It is what it is

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By *ave1976XXXMan
over a year ago

newmarket

Love seeing the diversity of sizes, shapes etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go in then, I can take it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d say mine is ugly, scars from adult circ.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d say mine is ugly, scars from adult circ. "

Ugly? Baby yours is deeeelicious!

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"I’d say mine is ugly, scars from adult circ. "

Plenty of it!

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

barrow

I've got what Ive got haha

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By *rishVikingMan
over a year ago

Shankill

Ahah

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By *ddfellowMan
over a year ago

wirral

mines a beauty so I have been told, and i tend to agree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my man’s cock is pretty damn good as cocks go…

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city

Think mine may sneak into the nice section

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By *ornym66Man
over a year ago

Col /ips

That's it wot is your opinion

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Ahah "

Yours is a work of art

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By *quirtyfun69Couple
over a year ago

Burnley

It is what it is, can't change it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feedback welcomed haha

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Feedback welcomed haha"

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By *mwirralMan
over a year ago

surrey

I'm told mine is nice looking, not sure what makes it nice looking though

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By *94meeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

My purple headed warrior looks like a fighter but secretly likes to be gently pampered!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell me, nice or ugly? Xx

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By *stoppMan
over a year ago

Durham

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By *stoppMan
over a year ago

Durham

Apparently mines decent so I’ve been told.

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By *ookin4fun88 300Couple
over a year ago

Camborne

I'd love to know people opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are all ugly looking wrinkled things! Lol

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By *fnmdudeMan
over a year ago

St.Helier

I'd love to know what you think of mine

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By *omscoCouple
over a year ago

wembley

I usually get complimented on how mine looks! Mr x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I’ve got a decent one

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By *uckyNineMan
over a year ago

prescot

Me and mine get on quite well lol are there nice ones tho or just less ugly ones

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By *c12Man
over a year ago

South East

its in he the eye of the beholder

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

I’ve been told on numerous occasions that I av a nice one… so I’ll take the compliment and be happy

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By *enshun4Man
over a year ago

Cheshire

Feel free to comment

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By *quirtyfun69Couple
over a year ago

Burnley

They are all nice one way or another apart from unclean ones ewww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here to be judged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its in he the eye of the beholder "

Or the m outh

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By *ust want fun 888Man
over a year ago

nearby

I don’t really know, I like it, what do you think

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

It’s a question of one’s perspective.

What if the cock looked like a sausage roll from Greggs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check it out then let me know

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By *olfie2000Man
over a year ago

Back 2

No complaints as yet, wouldn't say no to some feedback...

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By *andb13Couple
over a year ago

Bradford

My hubby has the nicest cock ??

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

Feedback please

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"It’s a question of one’s perspective.

What if the cock looked like a sausage roll from Greggs?

"

Gregg's ones aren't normally displayed for sale on a bed of coarse coir matting, with fbres sometimes longer than the sausage rolls themselves!

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By *wlmanMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Don't know, take a look and fab the best photo.

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By *wlmanMan
over a year ago

Rugby


"No complaints as yet, wouldn't say no to some feedback..."

It is nice!!

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By *ikey warringtonMan
over a year ago

Warrington

I think mines reasonable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm happy with mine

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By *imrimMan
over a year ago

Morecambe


"I'd love to know people opinion "

Handsome cock ??

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By *imrimMan
over a year ago

Morecambe


"Don't know, take a look and fab the best photo."

Very nice !

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By *avid 50Man
over a year ago

kendal

It is interesting to find out who fobbed pictures of your cocks. You soon realise what the ladies like, and what the guys enjoy, I’ve had a lot more ladies fabbed my picture of my flaccid cock than I have of my hard one

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By *wlmanMan
52 weeks ago

Rugby


"Don't know, take a look and fab the best photo.

Very nice !"

Thank you!

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By *olfandtazCouple
52 weeks ago

Bristol

Taz doesn't go for how a cock looks but how it tastes lol

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By *r-8-BBCMan
52 weeks ago

LONDON


"What have you got "

A very nice cock I have been told

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By *eardedmickMan
52 weeks ago

near you

My cock has been called gorgeous on more than 1 occasion

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By *wlmanMan
52 weeks ago

Rugby


"My cock has been called gorgeous on more than 1 occasion "

It is nice!

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By *eardedmickMan
52 weeks ago

near you


"My cock has been called gorgeous on more than 1 occasion

It is nice!"

Inbox me

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

I like my cock

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