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By (user no longer on site) OP   
44 weeks ago

For me it's when they describe themselves as attractive/ good looking or exceptional

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
44 weeks ago

Home

No pics no reply on a profile with zero pics

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By *batMan
44 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Smash

Gash

I won't bite, unless you ask me to!

Gbat

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By *illynillyCouple
44 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Daddy...anything saying Daddy....

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By *RWoodyCouple
44 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Alpha male.

J x

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By *illynillyCouple
44 weeks ago

Wiltshire


"Alpha male.

J x"

That too

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

This sites crap/doesn anyone even talk/it’s shit on here etc

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By *herry delightWoman
44 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

" Will fill in later"

A year on and still haven't

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By *batMan
44 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"Will not meet [ insert whatever here ] It's just a preference."

Surely showing preferences should entail saying who you would meet rather than who you wouldn't?

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

BBC only!

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By *_weadenMan
44 weeks ago

Near Hull

6’9” 15inch bi BBC only

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

'Cock needs draining' first of all just cus I'm bi doesn't mean I automatically enjoy just sucking blokes off (I really don't) and doesn't mean I'm just an easy outlet for your release. Plus it sounds like you have a cyst or something building up, eurgh.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Hubby.. cannot stand the word hubby

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By *tlanshiaWoman
42 weeks ago

Chatham

"real woman only."

Boils my piss, and instant block

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
42 weeks ago

Wherever

Heavy cummer

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
42 weeks ago

west london

Lots of donts and do's

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By *oni-massage-guyMan
42 weeks ago

Fareham

ANYTHING WRITTEN IN CAPITALS!!!!!

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By *hrimper36Couple
42 weeks ago

Central France dept 36

When the profile is hidden so we can’t get pissed off with thing on the profile.

T

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By *etWetWet453Couple
42 weeks ago

CAMBERLEY

If you can be bothered, (War and Peace has got nothing on our profile), scroll to the bottom of our profile for a list of all the usual cliches used.

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By *andy CanesWoman
42 weeks ago

candy cane lane

When a guy puts he can give oral for hours I’d get bored if he was hours down on me

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By *rpeggioCouple
42 weeks ago

Baughurst


"Heavy cummer

"

That's body shaming. Obese men also have a right to cum

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By *utieBootyPatootieWoman
42 weeks ago

Here or There abouts

lots of do's and don'ts.

Will fill in later or some other generic nothingness, with no public pics.

put "this" in the subject line of a msg.

I dont bite unless you want me to

Probably loads of other things irritate me about profiles but if I listed them all I'd be here all day lol

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By *interflingMan
42 weeks ago

london

Quality not quantity.

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By *excentric101Man
42 weeks ago

West Midlands

"Will fill in later" when they've been on the site over a year!

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By *rpeggioCouple
42 weeks ago

Baughurst

'We both smell very good and expect the same of others'... So subjective that we find out pointless to say.

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By *inkster seekingMan
42 weeks ago

Ponty


"When a guy puts he can give oral for hours I’d get bored if he was hours down on me "

Would say he doesnt know what he is doing if he needs to be down there for hours

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By *easonalSwingers69Couple
42 weeks ago

Newcastle

"I'm away to the gym"...... "no action here so I'll perv at the gym' really piss us off, who gives a flying ....... if you go to the gym or not!!! We just block them even if we haven't spoken

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By *hat.coupleCouple
42 weeks ago

Dartford

I'd have to go with "dont bikte unless you ask nicely" cringey! And "daddy" or "mummy" makes me shudder!

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By *andy CanesWoman
42 weeks ago

candy cane lane


"When a guy puts he can give oral for hours I’d get bored if he was hours down on me

Would say he doesnt know what he is doing if he needs to be down there for hours "

exactly

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By *endalshaggersCouple
42 weeks ago

Kendal

Anything where the person/couple seems to be "bragging" about how "exceptional" they are and how they don't "lower their standards so won't sleep with the whole site".

Maybe just me but if you were really that "exceptional" and had extremely high standards, why put yourselves on an Internet swinging site?

Oh and the good old "no face pic no reply" BS from Barry, who's had his profile a year and has absolutely zero photos of his own and the silhouette outline profile picture.

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
42 weeks ago

Carmarthen


"No pics no reply on a profile with zero pics "

Ditto

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By *leasureseekers123Couple
42 weeks ago

Heathrow

That “Truth or Dare” thing people put at the end of their profile.

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By *lleyCat1969Man
42 weeks ago

Folkestone

No face pic no reply, when they have no photos at all.

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
42 weeks ago

Cumbria


"Alpha male.

J x"

Absolutely this, if I want to laugh at a Narnian making a fool of themselves I’ll watch an Andrew Tate or Joe Rogan video. I don’t need it on here too.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

When people refer to themselves as “ professional” ….at what exactly ? What does that mean ? Asking for face pics in first message if messaging .

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By *oxy jWoman
42 weeks ago

taunton somerset

up for anything with anybody

milf/dilf quotes

dad bod / mum bod quotes

mummy / daddy quotes

can lick for hours

im a experienced bull

please fab me

white knighting quotes

any naming shaming quotes

sexist quotes

racist quotes

i mr runs the profile

oh i could go go on all day naming stuff for this list

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By *neforutoMan
42 weeks ago

Fantasy land in the SW


"Alpha male.

J x

Absolutely this, if I want to laugh at a Narnian making a fool of themselves I’ll watch an Andrew Tate or Joe Rogan video. I don’t need it on here too."

Joe Rogan video's, hahahhahahahahahha luv it

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By *hesubtlegentMan
42 weeks ago

surrey

Any profile that talks about their ‘daddy’ or wanting one makes me shrivel…

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By *ubbie300Couple
42 weeks ago

Bawtry

No pics

Says straight but they message saying they’re not!

Many dic pics at every angle

These get deleted

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By *UFSWoman
42 weeks ago

belfast

"mmmmmmmmmmmmm",when the state something they like.

Makes my skin crawl

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By *rispyDuckMan
42 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Anyone who describes themselves “as a Brat” lol

I read that as ‘I still have spoilt, childish behaviours & prone to tantrums’ ain’t nobody got time for that

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

“I like to have my mind stimulated first.”

Go to a bar & meet real people then.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
42 weeks ago

Leeds

[Removed by poster at 07/03/24 17:23:53]

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Central

Repetition of stuff already listed in the profile - age, gender, height etc. Yawn.

'I never know what to write in these things'

Tip - something else would be more preferable

Partner in crime

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
42 weeks ago

Leeds

Attractive/good looking (too who?!)

Professional.

Heavy cummer (would love to see how you quantify this)

Must be clean (as if it needs saying)

Dom/daddy/spank/slut.

Feet!

Pics - couples with an invisible man or just a cock.

Close up cock pics.

Gaping arseholes.

Close up any kind of genitals (how the fuck can I guage attraction from the inside of your vag/arse/cock)

Mrs

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple
42 weeks ago

Bristol

Lots of the above, especially the particularly vulgar stuff.

Alpha, Bull, prominent reference to the size of you bits or your 'load'.

Crying about nobody giving them a chance or not getting replies, sorry, not interested in your sob stories, there is probably a reason.

Personal one for me, anyone who messages and uses 'mmmmmmmm'. Makes me shudder.

Mr

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By *utterypopcornCouple
42 weeks ago

oxford

When they say Expect!! I find it a real turn off.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"Anyone who describes themselves “as a Brat” lol

I read that as ‘I still have spoilt, childish behaviours & prone to tantrums’ ain’t nobody got time for that "

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By *arkfemparadiseTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Bournemouth


"Anyone who describes themselves “as a Brat” lol

I read that as ‘I still have spoilt, childish behaviours & prone to tantrums’ ain’t nobody got time for that

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‘Brat’ is a BDSM label. Not necessarily applicable to everyday behaviours

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By *andaloriansCouple
42 weeks ago

Malvern


"Heavy cummer

That's body shaming. Obese men also have a right to cum "

Thats sexism, women cum too!

S

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By *apiomanMan
42 weeks ago

Shipley

Lack of punctuation. It possibly makes me a snob, but I will live with that.

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By *apiomanMan
42 weeks ago

Shipley

[Removed by poster at 07/03/24 23:18:33]

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"Daddy" just a straight no lol

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By *an_spMan
42 weeks ago

Coventry

I came across a couple’s profile saying that if you have Stone Island clothing in your pictures, that would result an instant block. Like what the actual f

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By *loomy GirlWoman
42 weeks ago

leicester


"Heavy cummer

"

I hate that too.

Also the whole Sydney university thing. I don’t reply to profiles that have that at the bottom

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By *apiomanMan
42 weeks ago

Shipley


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Also the whole Sydney university thing. I don’t reply to profiles that have that at the bottom "

It seems to be a lot less prominent now than a few years ago.

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By *istr3ssWoman
42 weeks ago

Stockton-on-Tees


"If you can be bothered, (War and Peace has got nothing on our profile), scroll to the bottom of our profile for a list of all the usual cliches used."
That is quite a profile! And I worry mine is too long

But, yes, I agree, blank profiles annoy me

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
42 weeks ago

Cumbria


"I came across a couple’s profile saying that if you have Stone Island clothing in your pictures, that would result an instant block. Like what the actual f"

Hooligan wear, innit.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Blank profiles, friend requests without meeting first, fussy women who don't like this, don't like that.

Profiles that are 10 pages long with a million things they do and don't like.

The list goes on and on.

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By *hite russianWoman
42 weeks ago

Nottingham

Ass

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By *exyLeeLeeWoman
42 weeks ago

leeds


"'Cock needs draining' first of all just cus I'm bi doesn't mean I automatically enjoy just sucking blokes off (I really don't) and doesn't mean I'm just an easy outlet for your release. Plus it sounds like you have a cyst or something building up, eurgh. "

Omg this last part made me howl! Hahaha its so true too

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

I’ll do anything /willing to do nothing etc

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By *exyLeeLeeWoman
42 weeks ago

leeds


"lots of do's and don'ts.

Will fill in later or some other generic nothingness, with no public pics.

put "this" in the subject line of a msg.

I dont bite unless you want me to

Probably loads of other things irritate me about profiles but if I listed them all I'd be here all day lol "

I understand that..I have the "write this " at the top just to filter out all the what you after questions. And save us all the hassle

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By *atter3127Man
42 weeks ago

stoke on trent

Long list of do and don't. I get preference but I'm not here to recite the 10 commandments

A profile that goes on, and on, and on... and on... If I'm gonna get bored half way through reading it, then it does not bode well.

"Will fill in later." How much later Susan/Simon! It's been 6 months and you can't think of a single thing to say? (names chosen at random)

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By *C0987Couple
42 weeks ago

LEICESTER/NOTTS

Definitely ‘looking for regular’

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By *an_spMan
42 weeks ago

Coventry


"I came across a couple’s profile saying that if you have Stone Island clothing in your pictures, that would result an instant block. Like what the actual f

Hooligan wear, innit."

Hooliwhat again? How’s a semi luxury brand related to hooliganism? Was it a soccer thing back in the 80s?

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"If you can be bothered, (War and Peace has got nothing on our profile), scroll to the bottom of our profile for a list of all the usual cliches used."

You forgot 2

1 No messages left

2 Can't travel or accommodate

Yes, thats a LONG profile- good read though and quite funny.

Fantastic photos by the way.

Xx

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
42 weeks ago

Cumbria


"I came across a couple’s profile saying that if you have Stone Island clothing in your pictures, that would result an instant block. Like what the actual f

Hooligan wear, innit.

Hooliwhat again? How’s a semi luxury brand related to hooliganism? Was it a soccer thing back in the 80s? "

Stone Island has been associated with football hooligans, and wannabe football hooligans, for 30 years.

“ From the mid 1990s the brand popularized in the football casual subculture in England and throughout the rest of Europe. The brand is often associated with hooliganism and can be seen in many football hooliganism based films, such as Green Street and The Football Factory.”

When I see someone wearing Stone Island I immediately think it’s some saddo who thinks they’re hard. I assume the profile you were talking about feels the same.

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By *lecom1Couple
42 weeks ago

Stornoway

For us no pics, no interests, will fill in later equals no interest from us

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"Anyone who describes themselves “as a Brat” lol

I read that as ‘I still have spoilt, childish behaviours & prone to tantrums’ ain’t nobody got time for that "

It’s a bdsm term that some have spoilt by behaving the ways in which you have mentioned…gives genuine brats a bad name! I can assure you I am in no way spoilt, entitled, childish or prone to a tantrum. I just like to push playful buttons with my partner to incite punishment that is pleasurable for us both. There’s a difference between being a brat and being an asshole and many nowadays use it as an excuse to be the latter of the two!

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By *orelloCouple
42 weeks ago

Hitchin

Fun, happy go lucky, looking for like minded .....madly in love blah blah blah lol

I don't care. Just vanilla cut n paste. Tbh, if someone has written war and peace its a big fat no

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By *urious nCouple
42 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Hun, babe, darling...

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By *evonrobMan
42 weeks ago

Kingsbridge

Lists of demands

Pitifully poor spelling

Couples where it’s blatantly obvious they aren’t a couple - “M manages the site….”

And on verifications:

“Treat them with respect”. FFS

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
42 weeks ago

Cumbria


"Lists of demands

Pitifully poor spelling

Couples where it’s blatantly obvious they aren’t a couple - “M manages the site….”

And on verifications:

“Treat them with respect”. FFS"

“Don’t pass them by”

“Well what can I say about…”

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
42 weeks ago

chichester


"I came across a couple’s profile saying that if you have Stone Island clothing in your pictures, that would result an instant block. Like what the actual f

Hooligan wear, innit.

Hooliwhat again? How’s a semi luxury brand related to hooliganism? Was it a soccer thing back in the 80s?

Stone Island has been associated with football hooligans, and wannabe football hooligans, for 30 years.

“ From the mid 1990s the brand popularized in the football casual subculture in England and throughout the rest of Europe. The brand is often associated with hooliganism and can be seen in many football hooliganism based films, such as Green Street and The Football Factory.”

When I see someone wearing Stone Island I immediately think it’s some saddo who thinks they’re hard. I assume the profile you were talking about feels the same."

Can’t say I have even heard of the brand until now Saying that I barely notice people’s labels on clothing as it is something so inconsequential for me to consider noting.

Interesting though to read its associated with specific demographics much like range rovers are as well

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By *eniandMikeCouple
42 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Anal or daddy for us……..no no’s

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
42 weeks ago

Cumbria


"I came across a couple’s profile saying that if you have Stone Island clothing in your pictures, that would result an instant block. Like what the actual f

Hooligan wear, innit.

Hooliwhat again? How’s a semi luxury brand related to hooliganism? Was it a soccer thing back in the 80s?

Stone Island has been associated with football hooligans, and wannabe football hooligans, for 30 years.

“ From the mid 1990s the brand popularized in the football casual subculture in England and throughout the rest of Europe. The brand is often associated with hooliganism and can be seen in many football hooliganism based films, such as Green Street and The Football Factory.”

When I see someone wearing Stone Island I immediately think it’s some saddo who thinks they’re hard. I assume the profile you were talking about feels the same.

Can’t say I have even heard of the brand until now Saying that I barely notice people’s labels on clothing as it is something so inconsequential for me to consider noting.

Interesting though to read its associated with specific demographics much like range rovers are as well "

It’s an interesting one, in this case it’s a brand losing control over their image, a bit like Burberry did when it became the uniform of chavs. Easier to keep control of it when you’re product costs tens of thousands, like Range Rover though!

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

professional, as above others

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By *overs4loversCouple
42 weeks ago

Shropshire

Daddy….dom….alpha….exceptional only….content creators… nope nope nope.

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