FabSwingers.com forum: Unappealing penises

By *uzie_jennifer_2 OP TV/TS
51 weeks ago

London

Have you ever had a cock that didn't appeal to you at all, and how did you deal with it?

Met a bloke last night, big obese fella who was dead nervous, I told him in advance he had to be shower fresh and smell good.

He must not have got the memo because unfortunately his cock area literally stank.

To make matters worse, it was short and stubby, uncut with no sign of a head, wrinkly, and just wouldn't get hard....

I tried sucking it for a bit with a condom but the smell and the lack of hardness just put me off completely

I suppose someone will comment that I'm mad and they love this type of cock

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By *adCherriesCouple
51 weeks ago

Cheshire/Northwest

Tbh I wouldn't have even put it near my mouth especially if someone wasn't very hygienic.

I'm lucky in that respect that I've never come across one like that.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Omg i think i would throw up... No way if they haven't showered

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

2nd December in my pics is a truly spectacle example of a cock

Always clean, trimmed, easy to get hard and well take a look

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Touch wood lol never had a smelly unappealing cock yet , mr’s is absolutely gorgeous

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By *luefire2Couple
51 weeks ago

just somewhere around here

Smelly cocks are the worst! I wouldn't have gone near it!

As for the size, well we all know that cocks come in different sizes but if he couldn't get hard then i would have just ended the meet politely and said goodbye. Nothing worse than wasting energy on a cock that just isn't gonna play.

Mrs R

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
51 weeks ago

Leeds

Stinky cock = fuck off, simple.

Mrs

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
51 weeks ago

Central

I'd not supply free bleach but a free 'no thanks' and scarper would be in order and delivered with lashings of holding my breath until well away

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
51 weeks ago

Central

"I'd not supply free bleach but a free 'no thanks' and scarper would be in order and delivered with lashings of holding my breath until well away

Some cocks are less appealing but are fine on the right person, who has impeccable hygiene

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By *ornucopiaMan
51 weeks ago

Bexley

Worst ones are where the pubes are longer than the winkle.

I guess that some are also so overshadowed by a beer belly that the owner can't even see to trim the forest and also keep the little man clean.

Commenting out of academic interest only.

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By *ubbie300Couple
51 weeks ago

Bawtry

I would not have put my mouth anywhere near it!!

The meeting would have ended early if had been us.

We like smooth and a neat foreskin (no floppy overhang)

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By *cunnylassCouple
51 weeks ago

Exeter

"2nd December in my pics is a truly spectacle example of a cock

Always clean, trimmed, easy to get hard and well take a look

That really is a fine specimen!

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Unequivocal dead serious no go away goodbye would have been my response! Alway always gotta be clean n fresh!

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By *ongandharderMan
51 weeks ago

Rotherham

I wouldn't have gone near it although the obesity would have been a no go the smell and everything would have just made it worse

If I was that way inclined

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By *ongandharderMan
51 weeks ago

Rotherham

Do tell how you feel about mine comments are welcome from all

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
51 weeks ago

Leeds

"Do tell how you feel about mine comments are welcome from all "

It's a penis in a sea of 173930 penis.... Hopefully it doesn't stink.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

That's my worst fear, I've no idea how anyone can show up to a meet like that. I have a shower at least once a day and if I'm meeting someone I always shower before I leave and if they want me to again when I get there after the journey I'm happy to.

Even the sexiest man or woman can be so off-putting if they're not clean and fresh!

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By *oxy jWoman
51 weeks ago

somerset

bad hygiene = not going to happen and then block no excuse's for bad hygiene ive not had many over the years last one was about 3 years ago super hot gent but as soon as he stood in front of me i just knew hes chucked half a bottle of aftershave on to try and disguise the fact that he was at work and came str8 to me un showered no chance your either freshly showered it its not happening ...

as for being put off by some cocks then yes deffo but i dont get to meet them as i ask for a body and cock pic before hand ... has nothing to do with size just some men just dont look after themselves and not all but most can be seen from pics especially bad forskin issues or flakely cut ones im just picky cany help that im the same with women too tho rarer ive got to the put your knickers back on please stage a few times due to smell or things not looking quite right...

im ultra clean i shower before work i often shower at work my main office has a shower (job related) and i shower when i get home im 100% clean when meeting to a point my body is totally free to be explored and i expect the same from people i meet

+ my job makes me this way too with hygine ..

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By *nigmatic x DivinityCouple
51 weeks ago

Up town top ranking

Not for me I'm afraid

Personal hygiene is something that's on my absolute musts

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By *ongandharderMan
51 weeks ago

Rotherham

"Do tell how you feel about mine comments are welcome from all

It's a penis in a sea of 173930 penis.... Hopefully it doesn't stink.

Mrs "

Thanks haha

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

How desperate you have to be to suck dirty cock!!! Lol

I would never go near to smelly cunt!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"bad hygiene = not going to happen and then block no excuse's for bad hygiene ive not had many over the years last one was about 3 years ago super hot gent but as soon as he stood in front of me i just knew hes chucked half a bottle of aftershave on to try and disguise the fact that he was at work and came str8 to me un showered no chance your either freshly showered it its not happening ...

+ my job makes me this way too with hygine .. "

What do you do for work?

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Ewww gross!! I wouldn't have gone near it!!

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By *avexxMan
51 weeks ago

cheshire

wtf thats disgusting,,,

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By *andE2000Man
51 weeks ago

Bathgate

"Have you ever had a cock that didn't appeal to you at all, and how did you deal with it?

Met a bloke last night, big obese fella who was dead nervous, I told him in advance he had to be shower fresh and smell good.

He must not have got the memo because unfortunately his cock area literally stank.

To make matters worse, it was short and stubby, uncut with no sign of a head, wrinkly, and just wouldn't get hard....

I tried sucking it for a bit with a condom but the smell and the lack of hardness just put me off completely

I suppose someone will comment that I'm mad and they love this type of cock "

You still "Tried sucking it for a bit" lol

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By *artin67Man
51 weeks ago

Canterbury

Been told mines tidy and good looking

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By *ornucopiaMan
51 weeks ago

Bexley

"Been told mines tidy and good looking"

there should be an unwritten rule that we don't use forum threads for self publicity!

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By *andE2000Man
51 weeks ago

Bathgate

"Been told mines tidy and good looking

there should be an unwritten rule that we don't use forum threads for self publicity!"

Bet you would make the exception for self promoting boob and pussies countless threads

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By *ickD80Man
51 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Why on earth didn’t you wash it before you sucked it OP? If you’d have gone about it in the right way then he wouldn’t have been offended, you could have offered to wash it for him which he’d probably have enjoyed and might have got him hard.

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By *heorgasmaddictMan
51 weeks ago

Liverpool

Ugh, sounds disgusting.

Not being able to get hard is just life, it's happened to me on a couple of meets, but not being clean and presentable is rotten!

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By *ikesEmBigMan
51 weeks ago

Herts

My cock is always presentable

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
51 weeks ago

Maidstone

"Have you ever had a cock that didn't appeal to you at all, and how did you deal with it?"

OMG girlfriend... How did you paint yourself into a corner like that?

I ALWAYS ask for a body and cock pic. Only once did I have a guy who must have nicked his cock pics because his cock was totally different! It was tiny!

If you look at my verifications, I have very high standards when it comes to attractive cocks... The majority (80%+?) of offers I get I ignore, because the cocks are just not up to my standards!

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

See I quite like a larger gent, my ex was 400lb but he never ever had a rotten cock.. I’m amazed you even went near it!!!

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By *onny boy cMan
51 weeks ago

chorlton

Always have to be clean and smell good

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By *ubbyandHisHotwifeCouple
51 weeks ago

Glasgowish

"See I quite like a larger gent, my ex was 400lb but he never ever had a rotten cock.. I’m amazed you even went near it!!!"

rotten cock ha ha ha ha

at OP i wish i had a puking face emoji for you, fucking rancid

I haven’t experienced this horror yet, and hopefully never

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By *ddfellowMan
51 weeks ago

Newferry, wirral

I always like to see a pic of the goods first, some are just hideous some are beauties though.

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By *om Bert2020Man
51 weeks ago

Jersey / Swansea

Surely the most basic and unwirten rule no matter what sex, and even a social meet is personal hygiene, clean body and clean clothes.

My personal you should have walked away

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By *uzie_jennifer_2 OP TV/TS
51 weeks ago

London

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By *uzie_jennifer_2 OP TV/TS
51 weeks ago

London

"Why on earth didn’t you wash it before you sucked it OP? If you’d have gone about it in the right way then he wouldn’t have been offended, you could have offered to wash it for him which he’d probably have enjoyed and might have got him hard. "

Sorry me washing dirty cocks is not part of the service.

Neither is me getting him hard.

I've met 100+ times and after foreplay and now its time to get on my knees I expect the guy to be hard enough without any added help from me.

you get points for the weirdest response so far!

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By *uzie_jennifer_2 OP TV/TS
51 weeks ago

London

Ps. Forgot to mention that he asked if he could kiss me, I said i dont normally kiss guys but if he's mouth fresh I don't mind.....(I always use mouth wash before every meet)

he tried one or two kisses

and guess what his mouth tasted like

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By *unny and The LighthouseCouple
51 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

I like a clean cock or pussy, accompanied by a filthy mind. Nasty smells are a total no go!!

Mrs

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By *ustforfun1759Couple
51 weeks ago

IRVINE

Got too be a clean cock for me or it's nothing from me at all mrs

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By *agpie and RavenMan
51 weeks ago

Leicester

Suzie, I can only think of one reason why you'd continue to put a condom on his cock and attempt to suck it if it stank, it was limp and it appears he was just not doing it for you, his weight notwithstanding.

I shall not say what that reason is as you may track me down and sue me for libel

Frank

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By *uzie_jennifer_2 OP TV/TS
51 weeks ago

London

"Suzie, I can only think of one reason why you'd continue to put a condom on his cock and attempt to suck it if it stank, it was limp and it appears he was just not doing it for you, his weight notwithstanding.

I shall not say what that reason is as you may track me down and sue me for libel

Frank"

I did it cos I felt sorry for him as he was so nervous.

But I had to stop shortly after I began.

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By *LiamMan
51 weeks ago

Midlands

My cock is prettier then me

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

I got told mine was quite pretty

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