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A den in the Glen

Ok so Hot Drop Off Hubby Crèche is currently in its final stages.

The model: It's new and funky. Basically all you lovely ladies when going out for whatever reason, drop off your idle partners around mine and we watch loads of sport and drink beer, shoot the shit, get Fab up on the big screen and play 'Smash that'.

The price: Each lovely lady who drops off a useless husband/partner for the day pays £5, leaves their number (in case of accidents in the house) and gets a disc back (this helps to identify the husband/partner).

The Kicker: I reserve the right to call up the husband/partner to drop off the wife/partner back to mine for a back massage in a hot tub with Prosecco.

I can give you 24 hrs notice and provide all essential alcohol and oils. Not Tea Tree oil. That burns my bellend.

Is this a runner? Honest feedback required.

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