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By *hilledguy2020 OP Man
51 weeks ago

Gateshead

Lets hear them. I will start!

Roses are red violets are blue im so horny since I seen you!

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By *enk15Man
51 weeks ago

Evesham

Roses come in all colours.

Violets are closer to purple.

I am pedantic and shit at poems.

Potatoes.

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By *hilledguy2020 OP Man
51 weeks ago

Gateshead

Knew it...theres always 1! Ha ha...well done!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
51 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

That's not a limerick structure

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

There was a young lady from Bude

Who went for a swim in the lake

A man in a punt

Stuck an oar in her ear

And said, “You can’t swim here, it’s private.”

— Anonymous

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By *amera man 25Man
51 weeks ago

Honley Huddersfield

There was a young fellow called Skinner, a sinner

who took a young lady to dinner, a beginner

At a quarter to nine, they sat down to dine

At a quarter to ten it was in her, the dinner not Skinner, he was in her before dinner, the sinner!

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By *izzyrascalsCouple
51 weeks ago

Birmingham

There was an old girl from Cape Cod

Who thought she was sleeping with God

But it wasn’t The Almighty

With his hand up her nightie

It was the lodger, the randy old sod

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