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Three young students at a mountaintop retreat were talking one day about their Masters.
'My Master is so wise' said the first, 'he can go without sleep for a whole month'.
'Yet my Master' says the second, 'is so wise he can go without food for a whole month'
'My Master is wise indeed' says the third student. 'For when he is tired, he sleeps, and when he is hungry, he eats' | |||
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"A little story for my Master to (unusually for me) avoid derailing another thread:
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Three young students at a mountaintop retreat were talking one day about their Masters.
'My Master is so wise' said the first, 'he can go without sleep for a whole month'.
'Yet my Master' says the second, 'is so wise he can go without food for a whole month'
'My Master is wise indeed' says the third student. 'For when he is tired, he sleeps, and when he is hungry, he eats' "Didn't say what their Masters did when they were gagging for a shag though, did they!  | |||
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"Wise words grasshopper. Now please step away from the anhihalator mk III I think you've been exposing yourself to its power for far too long" I think he's steaming with jealousy cos I've just got the Mk IV..... | |||
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"Wise words grasshopper. Now please step away from the anhihalator mk III I think you've been exposing yourself to its power for far too long I think he's steaming with jealousy cos I've just got the Mk IV..... "theres a mk IV?  mind you......I've been making do with series 4000 deatomiser and noisy cricket. | |||
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"Wise words grasshopper. Now please step away from the anhihalator mk III I think you've been exposing yourself to its power for far too long I think he's steaming with jealousy cos I've just got the Mk IV..... "NOT!  | |||
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"Wise words grasshopper. Now please step away from the anhihalator mk III I think you've been exposing yourself to its power for far too long I think he's steaming with jealousy cos I've just got the Mk IV..... theres a mk IV? mind you......I've been making do with series 4000 deatomiser and noisy cricket. "The MkIV has a 30-sec Fake Profile pre-warn system. Nuts and Loaded gave it 10./10 last month. Had mine on backorder from Orinoco for weeks! Parcelforce Julie was most impressed with the size of my package when she dropped it off this morning... | |||
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"Wise words grasshopper. Now please step away from the anhihalator mk III I think you've been exposing yourself to its power for far too long I think he's steaming with jealousy cos I've just got the Mk IV.....
NOT! "Oh yes you are!!! | |||
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