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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

over the years i have been flirted with, flashed at and more whilst working in peoples houses..i quite often exhibit the bulge in my jeans to them in different scenarios..ie, whilst using step ladders to gain access to the loft or top of the boiler.this ensures they get a good, head height veiw..etc.of course you have to judge each situation differently.my question is this..if your plumber was quite blatantly showing off his bulge, would you be excited or otherwise? serious replies please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

by the way..i know i spelt exhibitionist wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh so that's why Paul wears nice boxers to work always wondered

Think the unexpected or inadvertent flash is more exciting than someone blatantly shouting here look at my todger x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My plumber didnt last five minutes once I noticed the buldge in his trousers...needless to say I have plumbing problems he needs to tend to reguarly ; 0)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

its an interesting discussion.touch wood i havnt had anyone slap me around the face yet but im always careful to try and judge the situation correctly..id like to think they get more turned on knowing that the bulge in my jeans is because of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Total fantasy of mine to have a fit workman and have him fuck me as part of the job...sadly never happened x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

you havnt met the right plumber..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad I could help sort you drainage out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks kirsty.you sure managed that..think i managed to flood you out too x

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

Can I ask, are you a fit plumber, your profile is a bit unclear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

yes. i am indeed a fit plumber..well fitish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We would love to know a plumber we have two radiators that need changing to towel ones. Would be happy to pay in kind. X

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Ummm .. Major fantasy, doing a fit plumber. I may have to break something so you can come and fix it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

thankyou.its a shame both you ladies were not a bit closer.i have almost always shied away from mixing business with pleasure but a few times have broken that rule.i had a very fit landlady coming onto me last week..i could see her eyes moving down to my cock..so horney.

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

I'd assume the bulge in his pants was the wads of money he was making...

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

A lady I know told me of a visit from a plumber, he was obviously fliritng, acting like something from a Diet Coke ad. He had planned his moves carefully, turned on the charm (after he turned off her bog flush), and obviously thought the deal clincher would be a slight hint of flesh.

The lady told me she unfortunately found nothing attractive about a hairy arse crack yawning at her when he bent over to get to her soil pipe (oo-er! ). It was when she spied the massive bulge in his jeans, it all became too much for her and she chucked him out. If only it had been in the front of his jeans, not the back...

I think the OP ought to think carefully before moving in like someone on an Offenders' Register (which is where he may end up if things go bad!). The woman who appears to be frothing for him might actually be busting to pinch a massive loaf as soon as he's unblocked her shit-house.

Let us know if you get any wrenches shoved up your arse! (Oh, and check for Watchdog's cameras before whipping your pellet out, it's probably not a good advert for business, and definitely the kiss of death for your sex life).

I imagine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lady I know told me of a visit from a plumber, he was obviously fliritng, acting like something from a Diet Coke ad. He had planned his moves carefully, turned on the charm (after he turned off her bog flush), and obviously thought the deal clincher would be a slight hint of flesh.

The lady told me she unfortunately found nothing attractive about a hairy arse crack yawning at her when he bent over to get to her soil pipe (oo-er! ). It was when she spied the massive bulge in his jeans, it all became too much for her and she chucked him out. If only it had been in the front of his jeans, not the back...

I think the OP ought to think carefully before moving in like someone on an Offenders' Register (which is where he may end up if things go bad!). The woman who appears to be frothing for him might actually be busting to pinch a massive loaf as soon as he's unblocked her shit-house.

Let us know if you get any wrenches shoved up your arse! (Oh, and check for Watchdog's cameras before whipping your pellet out, it's probably not a good advert for business, and definitely the kiss of death for your sex life).

I imagine.

"

Hillarious!!!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surveying is fun too lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuff of fantasies I reckon..........

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