FabSwingers.com forum: Misbehaving at work

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just out of interest, what is the kinkiest thing anyone has ever done at work? Can be during hours or after hours.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Nothing......dont shit where you eat

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I once held my winky with both hands when I went for a pee ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I once held my winky with both hands when I went for a pee ..."

OMG you dirty devil!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once screwed Cherry in the mens toilets back when we worked together lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took a girl to the head office I worked at one sunday and we fucked all over the HR managers chair and desk.

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By *orthEastGuy87Man
over a year ago

North East

For years I stood by my number 1 rule of "never dip your pen in the company ink" ... last night that rule was broken.

I'm hoping the next time we see each other at work it isn't too awkward haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had sex on the desk during office hours over lunch... The place was empty as everyone had gone for lunch... The thrill of possibly getting caught was such a turn on... I thought we would be ok till she squirted all over the place... That was tricky to explain away...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once held my winky with both hands when I went for a pee ..."

Don't you mean the tweezers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucked the cleaning lady in the show house on the site I was working on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am using my works computor when on here,

my boss looked in last week as i jumped and closed it down ,

all he said was

'you know this usage all gets held on a master server'

opps hope they dont look at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was renovating a house in chorley a few doors down there was a girl who used to bring us tea and bacon butties. She told me to bring the cups back and I got a blowjob. I ended up fucking her a few times. One of the best jobs ever!!!

But not as good as a brothel I worked on in stoke it was still open when we was working on it, I didn't fuck anyone but the perving was brilliant. The girls just teased us loads. Think that was the best job ever

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By *rsIdiotWoman
over a year ago

Bedworth

Had sex in the back store room at work and forgot to lock the shop door. Got interrupted by a customer shouting to see if anyone was there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had sex with Mrs over the trade counter where i used to work

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"i am using my works computor when on here,

my boss looked in last week as i jumped and closed it down ,

all he said was

'you know this usage all gets held on a master server'

opps hope they dont look at it "

So he gave you a friendly warning to stop yet you carry on anyway?

Missuse of company property is generally viewed as gross misconduct and a stackable offence.

I might be a bit straight laced but having employment is so much more important yo me than having a perv on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

very true and i am trying to cut back on here as my ass goes dead sitting for so long , i think if they looked into the history on here everyone i work with would be sacked , xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just out of interest, what is the kinkiest thing anyone has ever done at work? Can be during hours or after hours. "

I gave BJ's to a fellow co-worker quite often - on and off for a 12 month period.. nothing awkward there as we both knew what it was before we started .... still talk quite happily ... xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work in a factory , me and my married lover used to fuck whenever we could all over the place, lots of secluded niches , cellars etc, best times were on the night shift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stripped off in the disabled lol at work to take some pics for a friend of mine, was do cold but the pics had the desired effect.

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By *attooed HandymanMan
over a year ago

near you

"i am using my works computor when on here,

my boss looked in last week as i jumped and closed it down ,

all he said was

'you know this usage all gets held on a master server'

opps hope they dont look at it "

They do look and you've had your warning.. I got the IT usage reports every week.. We let one young lady go as she'd used her work email as a log on to a site..

I'd be careful if I were you.. Use your phone instead..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all alone in the office as I type this on my phone, with a rather uncomfortable lump in my trousers! might have to pop to the gents for a quickie.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have fucked Sara over the desk in the back of her shop and the shop was open and customers could have walked in, also another time in the back of the shop she had just finished sucking my cock wiping her mouth and i had just slipped my cock away and her sister walked in the shop, xould have been slightly embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to play at work. Used to secretly see a guy back in the day and we kissed a couple of times and felt over clothes lol it was exciting mind

Since then I've wanted to be fucked in be office and I often day dream about sucking one of my work mates off in our loos. Shame he doesn't notice me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i am using my works computor when on here,

my boss looked in last week as i jumped and closed it down ,

all he said was

'you know this usage all gets held on a master server'

opps hope they dont look at it

So he gave you a friendly warning to stop yet you carry on anyway?

Missuse of company property is generally viewed as gross misconduct and a stackable offence.

I might be a bit straight laced but having employment is so much more important yo me than having a perv on here

I'm of the same opinion. I've seen people suspended on the spot for getting caught having a quickie in a disabled toilet. And i once worked for a company where someone went from being in charge of over a quarter of the workforce and viewed as a future MD to being made redundant a matter of months after being caught sagging a colleague in a basement carpark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When me and Mouse first got together 20 years ago now , she used to come visit me when I worked nights at my work , one friday night after she'd been out with friends she came to see me a little worse for wear anyway as there was only two of us at work that night, I snook off and went with her into the print plate makeing room where she rode me ontop of the plate shooting bed .

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

the mrs bounced on my cock in my bosses seat squirted all over to hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gave oral to a girl at work and she reciprocated. She would also flash me her breasts quite a lot in the office

made me very nervous.. and aroused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i am using my works computor when on here,

my boss looked in last week as i jumped and closed it down ,

all he said was

'you know this usage all gets held on a master server'

opps hope they dont look at it

They do look and you've had your warning.. I got the IT usage reports every week.. We let one young lady go as she'd used her work email as a log on to a site..

I'd be careful if I were you.. Use your phone instead.."

I would second that, I suspect you are much closer to being fired than you could possibly imagine.

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By *ldestswingerintownMan
over a year ago

Lancaster

I went to a Conference with a woman from work - we had a few drinks and ended up going to a swingers club together. We never mentioned it afterwards - but every now and then, especially during boring meetings, we'd look at each other and smile!

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Mr sometimes works weekends and ive gone in with him a few times. Its pretty much open for anyone to pop in so weve fucked or ive given him head under his desk with the door open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucked the gear stick in my truck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a cheeky wank.

Have always wanted to do more tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work on a ship world wide. The things I get upto... LOL!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had to do nights at work one Christmas a few years ago.

We are both posties in the same office.

There was three of us working and when he went off to clear the postboxes it was the cue for a sexathon .

We had it off everywhere , it was fantastically naughty but great fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a few wanks in my previous job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had sex in the back store room at work and forgot to lock the shop door. Got interrupted by a customer shouting to see if anyone was there

ooohhh so where do you work? lol

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

I was upstairs with my boyfriend of the time in a little shop I ran. We were having rather a noisy shag and spanking session and I hadn't locked the door as it was a very quiet day business wise and I wasn't really expecting to be shagging anyway...went downstairs afterwards to find the postman had been in and left my post on my desk. We were only about 20 feet away from him when he'd come in and hadn't even closed the door to the room we were in...I couldn't look any of the posties in the face after that day as I still don't know which one it was.

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