FabSwingers.com forum: Accommodating a squirter?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey guys, real life issue here (not really

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We have found ourselves a unicorn, but she's a heavy squirter...

How can we have fun without trashing our furniture?

Any advice would be appreciated

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By *iMale4CouplexxMan
over a year ago

halifax

Lucy you! Plastic dust sheets from any b and q like store. I used to have a paddling pool for such and similar situations! Hope you have a wonderful time with your unicorn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one recently.....it was her settee thank god!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is giving Dexter vibes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't think she'd appreciate a tarp being laid down

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
over a year ago

honeysuckle lane

Shower curtains

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By *emptme1993Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Towels I’d say

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By *hyguy469Man
over a year ago

BROMSGROVE

No advice but here for the comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have waterproof sheets cos things can get quite wet in our house can be bought on shein

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By *armitelovelyMan
over a year ago

hornchurch

Maybe a hotel

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By *inkycouple692023Couple
over a year ago

doncaster

Take her to a club or hotel

Failing that lots of towels

Mind blowing at the time though

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By *afkaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

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By *afkaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

You can get nice soft fluffy Waterproof blankets

Not sure why but adverts for them keep popping up on my news feed

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By *ubmissive guyMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Why not ask her? or dont have fun on furniture that cant be easily cleaned up afterwards either that or one of you stay underneath with your mouth open

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By *enelope2UWoman
over a year ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

I carry a flannel back table cloth and there's a blanket that's used for kids beds that aren't fully potty trained on Amazon it's about £35 for a double size... Easiest is just the flannel backed table cloth washes easy is under £10 and definitely a water proof mattress protector and pillow cases.

Currently guilty so I keep backup

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some fantastic advice here

I don't think we have the heart to mention it as an issue, so we'll probably just make a few subtle changes around the house...

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By *kmegoodWoman
over a year ago

bradford/ halifax

Big squirter here I have continence sheets from Amazon Soft and washable they don’t look out of place

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By *urvelover87Man
over a year ago

London

Washable bed mats (guardedsleep is the brand I got, but there's loads on amazon or other sites). Just grab some and spread them around the room, enjoy the wet fun

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By *ouples_EroticaXXXCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"Hey guys, real life issue here (not really

)

We have found ourselves a unicorn, but she's a heavy squirter...

How can we have fun without trashing our furniture?

Any advice would be appreciated

Tell her to have a piss before you start.

Your welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is that really the case??

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By *ndy man 61Man
over a year ago

Chichester

my missus is a massive squirter so we found a incontinence sheet in the range and it's amazing and never leeks

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

Waterproof sheet and disposable bed mats that are made for potty training.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

"Hey guys, real life issue here (not really

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We have found ourselves a unicorn, but she's a heavy squirter...

How can we have fun without trashing our furniture?

Any advice would be appreciated

Tell her to have a piss before you start.

Your welcome."

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By *orl1971Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

His big is a big squirt. We’ve seen dinner plate sized wet patches on quilts. Is that big ?

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By *hare2CareCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

K gets incredibly wet, and I wish there was a better way to put it, but she genuinely gushes whenever she cums. We tried towels etc, before settling on just fitting a waterproof mattress protector and making sure we have a spare sheer handy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play in the bath? Straight down the plug hole then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower curtain under a throw if on the sofa. Or under the sheet on the bed so it doesn't show

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

"Hey guys, real life issue here (not really

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We have found ourselves a unicorn, but she's a heavy squirter...

How can we have fun without trashing our furniture?

Any advice would be appreciated

Put her in a paddling pool or rubber bedding and cover furniture.

Personally I’d just hire a hotel as you can leave

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By *cttMan
over a year ago

Hatfield & Littlehampton

There is picnic throw overs that look like some sort of normal cover/throws but have a plastic back that you don't see, works wonders for a heavy sqaurter

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

Waterproof sheets

We have a variety of sizes and styles

We usually put 2 or 3 on the bed , just so you can take 1 off to get out of that cold wet patch !

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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago

wirral

You can get waterproof blankets from amazon. Not as off putting as a shower curtain or plastic sheet

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By *ewcouple42Couple
over a year ago

llandudno

My partner is a squirter and I put towels down seems to work xx

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

Ours are a bit like Terry towelling , but plastic backed

You can't really tell once they are on the bed we've ruined a few mattresses in the past

Towels are a waste of time

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By *dventuresWithEveWoman
over a year ago

SW Birmingham outskirts

"We have waterproof sheets cos things can get quite wet in our house can be bought on shein "

Ditto, they're basically incontinence sheets, but as they are fitted bedsheets they're nicer than plastic underneath

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By *reast_strokeMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Plenty of waterproof blankets on Amazon. Most are listed as dog blankets, but have nice fleece or quilted fabric finish in a variety of colour options. Even come in large sizes that cover most beds, so they look more like a soft-finish throw.

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By *ony-JonesMan
over a year ago

Gillingham

Hi just get a bath towel fold it a few times and put under her bot, then move it around ever so often.

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By *bsolutley FabMan
over a year ago

Fareham

Taupaline

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By *ittleMizzNaughty88.Woman
over a year ago

Renfrewshire

Plastic incontinence sheets.

That's what I use

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Waterproof fitted under sheet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doggy pads genuinely me and my fwb started using them under the sheets and they worked wonders

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By *94meeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

You gotta both drink it quickly

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By *94meeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Or maybe a sandpit!

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By *picyandspecialCouple
over a year ago

newcastle

Send her over to us lol

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