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By *am123 OP   Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

the more i read in the forums the more i think wtf am i doing here sometimes. "i made a women cum some hard she shit the bed wht do i do" "i have a 10inch dildo and wanna shove it up my girlfriends arse advise please" "my fb came so hard she sprayed the rest of the room that were watching" "i fucked my wifes arse and she wont suck it off after help. please" just posts of this caliber, this site definitely opens your eyes to a very diverse array of people boardering on strange to me i know im gonna get hammered for this so bring it on

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I'd love to comment more but the meet I'm with now gets funny with me using my phone as I do her in doggy... bloody fussy bint!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too but I am struggling to type wrapped in cling film and bubble wrap whilst being vigorously frottaged and sea-gulled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too but I'm tied to the bed,flat out on my stomach with a double ender shoved in both holes, and typing with my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me too but I am struggling to type wrapped in cling film and bubble wrap whilst being vigorously frottaged and sea-gulled."

Confused I am still such an innocent. is frottaged and sea-gulled fun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing to add but lol !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frottaged?

My spell check wants to put frontages. Maybe something to do with tits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Public information message:

Frottage may refer to: Frottage (art), technique; Frottage, consensual sexual rubbing non-penetrative sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Public information message:

Frottage may refer to: Frottage (art), technique; Frottage, consensual sexual rubbing non-penetrative sex. "

Ta. Bit like vic reeves does in shooting stars?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the more i read in the forums the more i think wtf am i doing here sometimes. "i made a women cum some hard she shit the bed wht do i do" "i have a 10inch dildo and wanna shove it up my girlfriends arse advise please" "my fb came so hard she sprayed the rest of the room that were watching" "i fucked my wifes arse and she wont suck it off after help. please" just posts of this caliber, this site definitely opens your eyes to a very diverse array of people boardering on strange to me i know im gonna get hammered for this so bring it on "

some of us do post genuinely normal forum things too. ive done a few the last few days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Public information message:

Frottage may refer to: Frottage (art), technique; Frottage, consensual sexual rubbing non-penetrative sex. "

Aaaaahh, so THATS why i'm barred from my local supermarket!!

I thought it was a tub of yoghurt!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

They are the posts that make me smile!! It's funny!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the more i read in the forums the more i think wtf am i doing here sometimes. "i made a women cum some hard she shit the bed wht do i do" "i have a 10inch dildo and wanna shove it up my girlfriends arse advise please" "my fb came so hard she sprayed the rest of the room that were watching" "i fucked my wifes arse and she wont suck it off after help. please" just posts of this caliber, this site definitely opens your eyes to a very diverse array of people boardering on strange to me i know im gonna get hammered for this so bring it on "

thing is you got to read the forums with tongue in cheek as they are written that way lol

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

It's all part of the rich and often insane patina that is the forums. We all have sunjects we hate, we all are bored with the same old ones popping up - but it's the rest that make it worthwhile.

Anything from insigtful wisdom to utter lunacty and everything in between.

Just roll with it and hsve fun.

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

I think my favorite wierd post was a guy who claimed to have fisted somebody up to his shoulder

I think some people like to exaggerate for a reaction.

A

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By *ldestswingerintownMan
over a year ago

Lancaster

I still want to know what "sea-gulling" is - some bloke mentioned "pigeoning" in a post a few weekes ago and never explained it - is there some sort of avian thing going on that I don't know about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am eating a sandwich. Naked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still want to know what "sea-gulling" is - some bloke mentioned "pigeoning" in a post a few weekes ago and never explained it - is there some sort of avian thing going on that I don't know about?"

Ye, THE FLU!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol )

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"I still want to know what "sea-gulling" is - some bloke mentioned "pigeoning" in a post a few weekes ago and never explained it - is there some sort of avian thing going on that I don't know about?"

I can only tell you if your in the ornithology clique...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still want to know what "sea-gulling" is - some bloke mentioned "pigeoning" in a post a few weekes ago and never explained it - is there some sort of avian thing going on that I don't know about?

Ye, THE FLU!! "

According to the splinternet "Seagulling is a variation on the sexual practice of bukkake, with the crucial difference that in this case the recipients are unwilling. " Each to their own but that smacks of sexual assault to me.

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By *am123 OP   Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

just in from work and had a look at the post very good guys u made me smile, with your crazy arse comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just in from work and had a look at the post very good guys u made me smile, with your crazy arse comments "

In from work - yeah right!!!

You've only just managed to free yourself from a giant roll of bubble wrap whilst being sat on by a sumo wrestler and a dwarf dressed as a chicken - confess!!!!

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By *am123 OP   Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"just in from work and had a look at the post very good guys u made me smile, with your crazy arse comments

In from work - yeah right!!!

You've only just managed to free yourself from a giant roll of bubble wrap whilst being sat on by a sumo wrestler and a dwarf dressed as a chicken - confess!!!! "
lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still want to know what "sea-gulling" is - some bloke mentioned "pigeoning" in a post a few weekes ago and never explained it - is there some sort of avian thing going on that I don't know about?

Ye, THE FLU!!

According to the splinternet "Seagulling is a variation on the sexual practice of bukkake, with the crucial difference that in this case the recipients are unwilling. " Each to their own but that smacks of sexual assault to me. "

Bastard. And he said he loved me.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone


"I still want to know what "sea-gulling" is - some bloke mentioned "pigeoning" in a post a few weekes ago and never explained it - is there some sort of avian thing going on that I don't know about?

Ye, THE FLU!!

According to the splinternet "Seagulling is a variation on the sexual practice of bukkake, with the crucial difference that in this case the recipients are unwilling. " Each to their own but that smacks of sexual assault to me. "

tis a japanese thing, i believe.......work hard, play hard.......the dirty fuckers

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"I still want to know what "sea-gulling" is - some bloke mentioned "pigeoning" in a post a few weekes ago and never explained it - is there some sort of avian thing going on that I don't know about?

Ye, THE FLU!!

According to the splinternet "Seagulling is a variation on the sexual practice of bukkake, with the crucial difference that in this case the recipients are unwilling. " Each to their own but that smacks of sexual assault to me.

Bastard. And he said he loved me."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still want to know what "sea-gulling" is - some bloke mentioned "pigeoning" in a post a few weekes ago and never explained it - is there some sort of avian thing going on that I don't know about?

Ye, THE FLU!!

According to the splinternet "Seagulling is a variation on the sexual practice of bukkake, with the crucial difference that in this case the recipients are unwilling. " Each to their own but that smacks of sexual assault to me.

tis a japanese thing, i believe.......work hard, play hard.......the dirty fuckers "

Oh well, at least it makes a change from them making soup of the gulls!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just in from work and had a look at the post very good guys u made me smile, with your crazy arse comments

In from work - yeah right!!!

You've only just managed to free yourself from a giant roll of bubble wrap whilst being sat on by a sumo wrestler and a dwarf dressed as a chicken - confess!!!! lmao "

HEY! Less of the dawrf, I am 4ft 6" I will have you know and it is not a sumo wrestler it is my cousin Gerald and he has a weight problem.

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By *am123 OP   Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"just in from work and had a look at the post very good guys u made me smile, with your crazy arse comments

In from work - yeah right!!!

You've only just managed to free yourself from a giant roll of bubble wrap whilst being sat on by a sumo wrestler and a dwarf dressed as a chicken - confess!!!! lmao

HEY! Less of the dawrf, I am 4ft 6" I will have you know and it is not a sumo wrestler it is my cousin Gerald and he has a weight problem. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The shit the bed one i didn't bring myself to read

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I still want to know what "sea-gulling" is - some bloke mentioned "pigeoning" in a post a few weekes ago and never explained it - is there some sort of avian thing going on that I don't know about?

I can only tell you if your in the ornithology clique..."

I was sitting on the bus the other day and the bloke behind me said "Excuse me, I think you've got semen on the back of your coat"

I said "No, it's probably bird shit", to which he responded, "No, it's semen, I don't ejaculate bird shit"

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By *am123 OP   Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"The shit the bed one i didn't bring myself to read "
i know !

90% of people say on there profiles, no poo pain or water sports.

yet the forums are full of it, and no one bats an eye lid, some things are just not sexy however u dress it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol after the 1st post i was too scared of detailed poo stories

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"The shit the bed one i didn't bring myself to read "

hope you werent eating your dinner at the time !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

google it. I learned something new today. I truly wish I hadn't.

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By *am123 OP   Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"google it. I learned something new today. I truly wish I hadn't. "
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd give a better reply, but its hard to type with marigolds on covered in baby oil

Any tips on how to type easier in this situation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd give a better reply, but its hard to type with marigolds on covered in baby oil

Any tips on how to type easier in this situation "

Turn them inside out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still want to know what "sea-gulling" is - some bloke mentioned "pigeoning" in a post a few weekes ago and never explained it - is there some sort of avian thing going on that I don't know about?

I can only tell you if your in the ornithology clique...

I was sitting on the bus the other day and the bloke behind me said "Excuse me, I think you've got semen on the back of your coat"

I said "No, it's probably bird shit", to which he responded, "No, it's semen, I don't ejaculate bird shit" "

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