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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the etiquette when you make a woman squirt so much she shits the bed lol! Smile like nothing's happened or...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope she isn't on here and reads this if it happened cos you may very well end up ball less

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No thank god she isn't. It was a civilian lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thank god she isn't. It was a civilian lol "

Do you mean a vanilla

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A non fab friend, vanilla, . Yeah. It was.

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By *uttyMan
over a year ago

Local to you maybe

Smile like nothing's happened, sure it's embarrassing enough for her

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Tell the bed sales assistant you have changed your mind and leave the shop quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell the bed sales assistant you have changed your mind and leave the shop quickly. "

Ha ha very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smile and not make a big deal out of it. Shit happens (no pun intended) Just be respectful and don't overly discuss it either. All sex is messy, whether its cum, gush, period or poo. We're all adults so just act like on..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smile and not make a big deal out of it. Shit happens (no pun intended) Just be respectful and don't overly discuss it either. All sex is messy, whether its cum, gush, period or poo. We're all adults so just act like on.."

I totally agree. Its not unusual after a big anal orgasm, you just have to say, "we need to clean up". Saying nothing is very embarressing when she finds out. Its no big deal.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I believe the correct responce is to yell 'Brown Alert!!' as loudly as possible and send a HazMat team in ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

theres been a giggle about it now! just a new experience for me in this wonderful world of swinging

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"theres been a giggle about it now! just a new experience for me in this wonderful world of swinging "

Glad it's all okay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the etiquette when you make a woman squirt so much she shits the bed lol! Smile like nothing's happened or..........."

I was mortifed when I bled pinkish blood after just foreplay didnt even get to the sex. so a poo would just kill me. poor woman she must be feeling terrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should carry on undi turd

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Reading posts like this and reading other people's reactions to incidents makes me realise how much I like this site

Nothing phases the grown ups....

Well done fabbers...xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I totally agree. Its not unusual after a big anal orgasm, you just have to say, "we need to clean up". Saying nothing is very embarressing when she finds out. Its no big deal.

Totally agree with the above comments. I'm sure we've all or will experience embarrassing times during sex. It's just the way we handle it that's important

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirting females is my fav thing - but in my many experiences i have never known a women to squirt shit ???? so i am nit sure if you was refering to SCAT sex ??? totally different and well not nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the etiquette when you make a woman squirt so much she shits the bed lol! Smile like nothing's happened or..........."

Ring housekeeping ?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Crotchless Nappies are the way forward....

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"You should carry on undi turd

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By *orks funMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"What's the etiquette when you make a woman squirt so much she shits the bed lol! Smile like nothing's happened or..........."

fuck that......let the whole of fab know

plus you know the score.....pics or it didnt happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell the bed sales assistant you have changed your mind and leave the shop quickly.

Ha ha very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats where the bloody Mars bar went

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the etiquette when you make a woman squirt so much she shits the bed lol! Smile like nothing's happened or..........."

never squirted b4,if tht can happen i hope i never do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the etiquette when you make a woman squirt so much she shits the bed lol! Smile like nothing's happened or...........

fuck that......let the whole of fab know

plus you know the score.....pics or it didnt happen"

we dont wanna see pics of poo thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Squirting females is my fav thing - but in my many experiences i have never known a women to squirt shit ???? so i am nit sure if you was refering to SCAT sex ??? totally different and well not nice

to be clear, for the stupid amongst us, she never squirted shit, she squirted so hard she shit. come on lads!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thank god she isn't. It was a civilian lol

Do you mean a vanilla"

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"You should carry on undi turd

Thats a cracker!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

@ some of these comments.

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