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By *histle do nicely OP   Man
49 weeks ago

Glasgow South

What TV adverts over the years annoy you..

This Bingo one during the Chase is on all the bloody time...grrr

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"What TV adverts over the years annoy you..

This Bingo one during the Chase is on all the bloody time...grrr"

That stupid holiday advert starting with "I've been down every road in this here land"

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By *eather_uktvTV/TS
49 weeks ago

Manchester

The holiday advert with that family of scroats. The short guy with the wife and two kids (boy and girl) Imagine boarding your plane and finding them sitting near you, going to the same resort.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
49 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

The charity ones that show scenes of horrible suffering.

I'm just sat there trying to relax.

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By *eather_uktvTV/TS
49 weeks ago

Manchester


"The holiday advert with that family of scroats. The short guy with the wife and two kids (boy and girl) Imagine boarding your plane and finding them sitting near you, going to the same resort."

The advert in question is for 'On The Beach'

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By *anSMan
49 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

I can’t stand the Omaze adverts

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By *ecky and justCouple
49 weeks ago

Godalming


"I can’t stand the Omaze adverts "

Oh god.. that woman’s fake smile….!

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By *pl4realfunmeetsCouple
49 weeks ago

Somewhere in South Ayrshire

the stupid Mcdonald`s eyebrow one.

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By *astille79Man
49 weeks ago

Sussex

The latest Asda one with cashier going on about price matching with Aldi

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By *orny-DJMan
49 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea


"I can’t stand the Omaze adverts

Oh god.. that woman’s fake smile….!"

Worth over 3 MILLION POUNDS

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By *drian52Man
49 weeks ago

Derby

The "booking" experts one where it's obvious Paddy means fooking

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By *lackwoodGentMan
49 weeks ago

Pontllanfraith

During Four in a Bed, that music at every break...

Am I still dreaming oh oh....

ARRRRRGGGGGHHH!

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By *orny-DJMan
49 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Daisy daisy daisy daisy

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By *orny-DJMan
49 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Oh, and funeral plans

'I've seen the ad on TV'

Why don't they just come on with 'Are you thinking of dying?'

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By *hocolate37Man
49 weeks ago

Heathrow


"I can’t stand the Omaze adverts

Oh god.. that woman’s fake smile….!"

Her voice...

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By *ndy man 61Man
49 weeks ago

Chichester

the head&shoulders advert what a load of crap that is

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By *yeSureMan
49 weeks ago

Glasgow

Daisy, Daisy, Daisy

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By *cottish guy 555Man
49 weeks ago

London


"The holiday advert with that family of scroats. The short guy with the wife and two kids (boy and girl) Imagine boarding your plane and finding them sitting near you, going to the same resort."

It's the Trump effect. Somehow we're supposed to find people being obnoxious cunts endearing.

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By *enSiskoMan
49 weeks ago

Cestus 3

The C4 one with the people who spring out of the clock and pour some kind of drink, aarrgghhh!!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
49 weeks ago

Central

There's an awful trend of people dancing in ads.

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By *oppleWangerMan
49 weeks ago

Gods Country

Vogue Williams in the fairy advert, shes quite the bellend

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By *ryton 123TV/TS
49 weeks ago

Chatham

I think all adverts are annoying, rarely see them now, stream most things.

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By *aidbacklover2021Man
49 weeks ago

perth

Have to agree all adverts are so annoying.

Especially the ones we're you wonder what it gods name are they supposed to be advertising also all the ones with the woke agenda made up families and the lesbian and gay ones.

Not meaning to offend anyone but they are so cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"What TV adverts over the years annoy you..

This Bingo one during the Chase is on all the bloody time...grrr"

None as I am license free for 5 years

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
49 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

I don't watch TV anymore so I only see ads on YouTube, however the ads on there are REALLY annoying.

The most annoying has to be the Temu ad with the shit AI-generated jingle ("I like it, it's mine, the prices blow my mind".... wtf?). Complete arse-gravy.

Another one is the Amazon Prime ad with the snowboarding dog. It's close to permanently ruining one of my favorite Ludacris songs.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
49 weeks ago

London

I don't understand how it's a multimillion pound industry. I mean, half of us don't watch them. Is anyone swayed by advertising or do we all just find them irritating?

Have you ever been inspired by an ad to buy something?

I'll admit to once. It was a new toothbrush design about 30 years ago.

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By *opa SandsCouple
49 weeks ago

Gloucester

The one with the mouth on the forehead…. Cringey

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By *panksspankedMan
49 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I can't stand them. I record most things so I can skip through the ads.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Bring back the asda adverts When they would slap their ass...dirty buggers

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By *asycumsMan
49 weeks ago

Bristol


"Daisy daisy daisy daisy"

Beat me to it!

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Daisy daisy daisy daisy"

I so agree....

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By *isstinseltoesWoman
49 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Any of the smug verisure ones

The tena ones too, where she's at a concert and says "I never thought I'd see this" and her mate just repeats that line.

Also a life insurance one that's cartoons and she sqwaks loudly "is your mam alright".

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Any advert where they dance or sing

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By *andy CanesWoman
47 weeks ago

candy cane lane

It’s still the domino advert for me

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By *mperial MillesimeMan
47 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

What was that annoying window/door advert with the man going "you buy one you get one free I say you buy one you get one free"

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By *orny PTMan
47 weeks ago

Peterborough


"I can’t stand the Omaze adverts

Oh god.. that woman’s fake smile….!"

Win a house that you can't afford to run. What are the Ctax bills etc like on these properties?

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By *orny PTMan
47 weeks ago

Peterborough


"What was that annoying window/door advert with the man going "you buy one you get one free I say you buy one you get one free" "

Telly ads are my anorak

"Safestyle , I said Safestyle" "Call, ohwayhtundred summat summat summat....neh woo""!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3A1TT3kwIY

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Any advert with a bad, often painfully slow, cover version of a song. Or adverts that include annoying child voices (sometimes an adult faking a child's voice).

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Not one that I can think of, but then I've not sat and watched t.v in probably 10 or 15 years, it's all absolute brainrot anyway.

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By *orny PTMan
47 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Daisy daisy daisy daisy

Beat me to it! "

Where's a daisy cutter, when you need one?

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By *atermelodyMan
47 weeks ago

Northampton


"What was that annoying window/door advert with the man going "you buy one you get one free I say you buy one you get one free"

Telly ads are my anorak

"Safestyle , I said Safestyle" "Call, ohwayhtundred summat summat summat....neh woo""!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3A1TT3kwIY"

That advert wins as the most annoying advert ever made

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By *orny PTMan
47 weeks ago

Peterborough


"The latest Asda one with cashier going on about price matching with Aldi "

But not LIDL, because Tesco has pilfered their roundel, for club card.

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By *orny PTMan
47 weeks ago

Peterborough


"What was that annoying window/door advert with the man going "you buy one you get one free I say you buy one you get one free"

Telly ads are my anorak

"Safestyle , I said Safestyle" "Call, ohwayhtundred summat summat summat....neh woo""!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3A1TT3kwIY

That advert wins as the most annoying advert ever made"

I raise you Crazy Frog aka Grant Mitchel on a crappy moped.

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By *orny PTMan
47 weeks ago

Peterborough


"It’s still the domino advert for me "

The long yodelling ones are dismal. short ones are just

plain bad.

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By *orny PTMan
47 weeks ago

Peterborough

And the bearded lady on the CINCH ad too.

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By *nick52Man
47 weeks ago

Warrington

any of the pretentious/arty perfume ads

its perfume not perfum you muppets

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By *nick52Man
47 weeks ago

Warrington

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By *orny PTMan
47 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Any of the smug verisure ones

The tena ones too, where she's at a concert and says "I never thought I'd see this" and her mate just repeats that line.

Also a life insurance one that's cartoons and she squawks loudly "is your mam alright". "

Their signs are only held on by glue, snot drilled to the wall. This and their overtly red jackets is seriously tacky and does not inspire confidence...stick-on cams and alarms anyone?

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By *olfandtazCouple
47 weeks ago

Bristol

Don't watch ads here as I stream everything.

I'm not looking forward to amazon starting ads up. Just another way they can cash in

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By *orny PTMan
47 weeks ago

Peterborough


"any of the pretentious/arty perfume ads

its perfume not perfum you muppets"

in the same Speak-English-not-French vein it's not eau de toilette, it's toilet water.

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By *orny PTMan
47 weeks ago

Peterborough


"I don't understand how it's a multimillion pound industry. I mean, half of us don't watch them. Is anyone swayed by advertising or do we all just find them irritating?

Have you ever been inspired by an ad to buy something?

I'll admit to once. It was a new toothbrush design about 30 years ago.

"

The biggest lie was "Cigarette ads are aimed at current smokers, in order to change brand, not to children hooked."

Come on. This is bollocks. How many smokers change brands, ever. Most of them stick to one brand for life, don't they?

Does any smoker jump from one brand to another on a regular basis (unless scrounging one when they have ran out)?

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By *orny PTMan
47 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Any of the smug verisure ones

The tena ones too, where she's at a concert and says "I never thought I'd see this" and her mate just repeats that line.

"

Can't she say "This concert's great, much better than streaming it at home"

But first a word from, our sponsors...yaaadaa yaaaddaaa.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
47 weeks ago

London

God all of them. I don't watch anything that has adverts anymore

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By *orny PTMan
47 weeks ago

Peterborough


"God all of them. I don't watch anything that has adverts anymore "

Do you get bothered by radio ads as well either on thee telly or radio?

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By *orny PTMan
47 weeks ago

Peterborough


"the stupid Mcdonald`s eyebrow one. "

It's called raise your arches and it features music from the Dutch group Yello.

Crap ad.

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By *orny PTMan
47 weeks ago

Peterborough


"What was that annoying window/door advert with the man going "you buy one you get one free I say you buy one you get one free"

Telly ads are my anorak

"Safestyle , I said Safestyle" "Call, ohwayhtundred summat summat summat....neh woo""!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3A1TT3kwIY

That advert wins as the most annoying advert ever made"

Reg from Corrie had a go at it too.

This has seriously put me off a track from Orbital, called "Acid pants". the Blue Album is a great album with Christopher Eccleston's best non doctor quotes. "You lot"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6zI4gHBxIs

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
47 weeks ago

Central


"Any advert with a bad, often painfully slow, cover version of a song. Or adverts that include annoying child voices (sometimes an adult faking a child's voice)."

There are some awful adults mimicking children's voices . Should be banned

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By *orny PTMan
47 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Any advert with a bad, often painfully slow, cover version of a song. Or adverts that include annoying child voices (sometimes an adult faking a child's voice).

There are some awful adults mimicking children's voices . Should be banned "

Silly coppers with sqeaky voices chomping sweets? Sounds like an ad for the Met's (not so) specials.

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