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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Last one got too big so here's the next!

In, obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last one got too big so here's the next!

In, obviously "

In and done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She has yes, first time we did DP was at Chams and the fella was very well equipped. Was a great view to see her eyes go wide as this massive cock entered her arse

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

In!

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By *ndyLou4UCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

In x

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I'm in

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By *unguydynamoMan
over a year ago

birmingham

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

Essex

We’re in x

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By *ndyLou4UCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

I think same room, but we are still waiting for our first opportunity

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Yes at a club in London a few years ago…. Surrounded by men and loved it

Want to do it again

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

Hey, I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They haven't just lied about it but also tried to either gaslight or say we are rude. We usually block

When I was single (misses) if that was the case I would just leave the social meet never got to play and then realise they lied thank god

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By *eddfmyd11Man
over a year ago

Towcester

I'm in

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Vixen and I always use condoms when we play with others, but our own reclaim is always bareback. X

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By *eat and discreetCouple
over a year ago

somewhere nr Darlington

Were in x

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Yeah was super hot… she chose a big one to use on me and loved it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Condoms for the guys, and then G reclaims bare. Not worth the risk to our health to do otherwise

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

I know the mantra, “if he dies he dies” but I really don’t want him to die if I’m sat on his face haha. Also, I’m a bondage babe so like to be trusted up so I can’t move, whereas sitting on top is very free

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By *heExcommMan
over a year ago

Llantrisant

I'm in

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

I have done but it’s not really my thing to be honest xx

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By *iMale4CouplexxMan
over a year ago

halifax

Definitely in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Real Big boobs always trump fake ones for us

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By *isterMushroomMan
over a year ago

Warrington

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

I would love to try a female glory hole, or if they worked out some kind of female version of a milking table. I also like the idea of giving a hottie on a milking table and using him

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I'm always open minded with regard to new experiences.

This year I would be open to allowing a lady to dominate me in the bedroom and I would like to revisit some outdoor sex in the summer

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By *cotCouple666Couple
over a year ago

Central Belt

Mrs in. Filters down for a bit.

Beth x

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By *r99mr99Man
over a year ago

Ealing

I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In once more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes and it was a fffm, I loved my arse being slapped while I was on the go and watching the other two girls kissing. Quite a turn on

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By *cotCouple666Couple
over a year ago

Central Belt

If playing as a couple, Sub so Mr can dominate us both. If one-on-one with another woman, Dom. Too much sub in me to switch.

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By *cotCouple666Couple
over a year ago

Central Belt

My BJ skills. The fact that I've been able to make most men I've been with cum using only my mouth and no assistance from them. Mr says it's the best he's ever had.

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By *cotCouple666Couple
over a year ago

Central Belt

Our most recent veri. First FFM with Mr. Her and I just connected so well on the build up it made everything so relaxed and easy. Many more nights to come.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I've never used a glory hole

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By *idlandsMMan
over a year ago

cannock

I’m in

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By *cotCouple666Couple
over a year ago

Central Belt

I go to the same place every year, so it's always going to be that. Private pool, beach, fancy dinners, cocktails. Can't beat my little Rock in the Med.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I would, she's hot and curvy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Definitely still in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly. I'd be happy with a meet where the woman was happy to show me a few things or it would be hot to watch a couple fuck.

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By *r99mr99Man
over a year ago

Ealing

I like them on women and think it looks cool. If I didn't like it I can always take it out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Big thing for us to try that we haven't yet is fuck licking... sazz being fucked doggy style and G licking her clit from beneath

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

Essex

A gangbang is top of our bucket list this year x

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By *ean20Man
over a year ago

yorkshire

I’m in

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By *ndyLou4UCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Big thing for us to try that we haven't yet is fuck licking... sazz being fucked doggy style and G licking her clit from beneath"

I (Lou) genuinely dreamt about that exact scenario the other night! Except I was the one doing the licking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ohhh no, we have never had G shave Sazz but we have talked about it, it's on our list... and then have her straight after smooth and fresh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Big thing for us to try that we haven't yet is fuck licking... sazz being fucked doggy style and G licking her clit from beneath

I (Lou) genuinely dreamt about that exact scenario the other night! Except I was the one doing the licking

Sounds like a plan here...

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

Essex

As many as possible in the gang bang, but we’d like double figures. And a big yes to men and women joining in

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By *ndyLou4UCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Big thing for us to try that we haven't yet is fuck licking... sazz being fucked doggy style and G licking her clit from beneath

I (Lou) genuinely dreamt about that exact scenario the other night! Except I was the one doing the licking

Sounds like a plan here..."

Sounds heavenly doesn't it! Just going to put Walsall into Google maps lol

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By *idlandsMMan
over a year ago

cannock

Well I’d start by just having my hands go all over your body, teasing you and touching areas to get you all nice and wet. Then me and your mr could spit roast you and take turns swapping which end we were at

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Big thing for us to try that we haven't yet is fuck licking... sazz being fucked doggy style and G licking her clit from beneath

I (Lou) genuinely dreamt about that exact scenario the other night! Except I was the one doing the licking

Sounds like a plan here...

Sounds heavenly doesn't it! Just going to put Walsall into Google maps lol "

Hah only a casual 3 hours up the A38/M5...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal, cause never managed yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like this game, therefore, I'm in.

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By *riental_brit_studMan
over a year ago

London

Ask away!

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By *ndyLou4UCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

We never have tried glory holes, but we both enjoy the idea of watching each other being played with at them....very sexy! We are going to a club next week with men's and ladies so who knows.....

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By *riental_brit_studMan
over a year ago

London

I'd like a horny wife to be as dirty as possible. As an idea, have her in a MMMF using her as total cum slut and her home to hubby for a reclaim fucking and her sitting on his face smearing her multiple creampies on his face.

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By *ingerbeardman-Man
over a year ago

Sutton-in-Ashfield

I'm in!

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

I'm in

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

Essex

We prefer outdoor sex somewhere out of the way. We’re too old for danger fucks now

And sexiest moment? Our first full swap when we were watched by a room full of people

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By *reen as JadeCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

Ok ask xxx

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By *orny lad 12345Man
over a year ago

Scarborough

Ask away

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By *verage_hotMan
over a year ago

Chester

Ask away xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *ungtonguetasticMan
over a year ago

Kilsby

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By *reg45Man
over a year ago

durham

I’m in

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By *ungtonguetasticMan
over a year ago

Kilsby

Never anything to big, saying that I’m very interested in it

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By *osephSamuel90Man
over a year ago

Warfield

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The FIRST time - i bottomed

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By *amantha ABCTV/TS
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'm in

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By *asepaul71Man
over a year ago

Buxton

I'm in for a bit

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By *eaSlutsCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

We're in

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By *asepaul71Man
over a year ago

Buxton

Sucked off a guy years ago who became famous

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By *estYorkshireGentMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Count me in

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By *aximus74Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

In again

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By *dventurecouple2000Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge

we are in

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By *aximus74Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

Utd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be in

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

I am in.

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By *amantha ABCTV/TS
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Most definitely

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By *aximus74Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

I wish.. there's a list I'd wish I could ha

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By *dventurecouple2000Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge

yes

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By *ob_nwMan
over a year ago

Cumbria

I am in again

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By *dventurecouple2000Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge

last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, I'm in

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By *winfrozrMan
over a year ago

Carnoustie

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in

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By *dventurecouple2000Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge

ankles on shoulders

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By *arried West End CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

We’re in

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By *arried West End CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Last night with a guy on here

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By *arried West End CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Beach

Nightclub

Sea

Anyone of them

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By *hubby11977Man
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Im in

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By *moothstaffspeepsCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am in

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By *damxxMan
over a year ago

London

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In x

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By *ndyLou4UCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Also in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *our TV fantasyTV/TS
over a year ago

Waterloo, Liverpool

In. AMA XX

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By *reg45Man
over a year ago

durham

In and done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both of us get more turnt on watching each other with the same sex

super sexy

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By *our TV fantasyTV/TS
over a year ago

Waterloo, Liverpool

My first time was when I was seven I think. Opportunities were occasional but limited until I was going to Uni.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sensory deprivation I never knew what was coming next and was teased for an hour before being allowed to cum

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By *reg45Man
over a year ago

durham

Carol Vorderman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *our TV fantasyTV/TS
over a year ago

Waterloo, Liverpool

First time was when I was seven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *our TV fantasyTV/TS
over a year ago

Waterloo, Liverpool

Thanks but no thanks xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Each other being bold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In!! X

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

I’m in for a bit

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

Jason Momoa, Patrick Wilson, Jeffrey Dean Morgan

I don’t know I don’t have a particularly long list

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By *rudiesCouple
over a year ago

city centre

In in

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

At this point just having sex would be nice

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By *lovetoowatchMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sure would. But not crumbly cheddar…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hmm I think the 12 years we have been the way we are is our biggest secret

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By *hroatitboyMan
over a year ago

GLA

I’m in

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

I’m not particularly bothered on height, I’ve been with men of all heights.

I don’t wear heels but I do tend to avoid wearing chunky platform boots if someone is under 6ft though

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By *our TV fantasyTV/TS
over a year ago

Waterloo, Liverpool

My mum's, every pair that seemed a bit naughty.

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

I’ve had threesomes with couples where they have both given me oral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, but that’s exactly why I’m here!

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

You’d be surprised. I keep getting jibbed off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I tend to wear a Marshmello style bucket

I would happily take it off for you to take a comfortable and orgasm inducing seat

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

Pretty standard to be honest, suck my clit and finger me at the same time!

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By *our TV fantasyTV/TS
over a year ago

Waterloo, Liverpool

Edging

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By *emptme1993Man
over a year ago

manchester

I’m in

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By *oomerangbobMan
over a year ago

stanhope

I am late as usual but go on I am in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In again

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

“Come and join me in my world of sin. I’ve got snacks”

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

Haha that’s kind, thank you x

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

No I haven’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes she has and its her favourite

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By *StepsAheadMan
over a year ago

lancs

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

No I imagine he didn’t fancy going on the register

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No I imagine he didn’t fancy going on the register "

What awful question prompted that answer????

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By *etewyorksMan
over a year ago

leeds

I'm in x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well for G: watching Sazz play and fuck, she looks amazing so always gets him going.

For Sazz she is into a little pain and loves sucking cock.

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By *ed tractorMan
over a year ago

margate

Iam game

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By *arried West End CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Still in

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

I don’t even know any more

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By *our TV fantasyTV/TS
over a year ago

Waterloo, Liverpool

The two oddest that spring to mind are:

Use my mouth as an ashtray;

Shit in my mouth.

I did not do either.

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By *unguydynamoMan
over a year ago

birmingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In…… don’t know how to play but it seems self explanatory

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By *ungfunfellaMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

In go for it!!

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By *nnaHereWoman
over a year ago

York

We can play for a little bit, in xx

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

Not knowingly

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By *hubby11977Man
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Ive received anal a couple of times, given guys a bj with cum over my face, chest and in mouth and swallowed

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By *am9610Man
over a year ago

walton

In, ask away

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By *moothstaffspeepsCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

We’re in

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By *edDevil5Man
over a year ago

NN4

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *wabathMan
over a year ago

Bath

Pass me by, never get asked . Enjoy x

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By *iMale4CouplexxMan
over a year ago

halifax

"Pass me by, never get asked . Enjoy x"
asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in for abit x

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By *t9525Man
over a year ago

Belfast

I'm in

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By *emptme1993Man
over a year ago

manchester

Still in

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By *untimeswithme69Man
over a year ago

London

Innn

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By *wabathMan
over a year ago

Bath

Yes I have had sex with another man, trans m2F . They were quite dominant so they laid me back and rode me. All this on a canal boat.

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By *rStroker69Man
over a year ago

…

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By *wabathMan
over a year ago

Bath

My Fav bi fantasy would for me to be used by a couple. I woukd be blindfolded, Female with strap on. They could both use me and being blindfolded I wouldn’t know who was fucking me xx

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By *osephSamuel90Man
over a year ago

Warfield

Ye. And top

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By *rStroker69Man
over a year ago

…

Many many times….that’s kinda why I’m on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In.

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By *eddfmyd11Man
over a year ago

Towcester

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By *mie subCDTV/TS
over a year ago

Doncaster

In x

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By *mie subCDTV/TS
over a year ago

Doncaster

No but would love to try 2 would feel amazing

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By *alltubbyandhilariousMan
over a year ago

runcorn

I’m in for the next hour

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

Essex

We’ve not tried DP yet, but it’s on the fuckit list for 2024

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By *ick08Man
over a year ago

East Leak

In for a bit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll play.

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By *tms1xCouple
over a year ago

Chelmsford

In but only mr answering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Question 1. I’m actually really funny and witty once my shyness wears off! I’m also a huge science geek.

Question 2. A MMF threesome & CNC.

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By *aximus74Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

Couple of places..

1. In a pub full of cameras (I was relief manager while manager was away,manager watched footage when got back. .ooooppppsss)

2. A park totally naked at 6am in the morning with houses overlooking and a main road 10 steps away.

3. Church steps in middle of Manchester

Take your pick haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a foam party in Ibiza

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By *aximus74Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

Took me for a curry and asked if I "was seeing the guy,and she didn't know me and him were a "thing" haha

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