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Lying about cock sizes, lying about cunt sizes

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By *eal_Dick_Turpin OP   Man
over a year ago

Exeter

Yes it's a perpetual theme, I'm x inches if I measure from my asshole forwards etc, followed by crowds of "it don't look that big / you must have small hands / I'm only 6 inches and as big as u" and all the rest of the crap.

Then all the women start on length vs girth and I've had a 12 inch cock but I didn't use it as a rule etc.

I guess bra cup sizes run a close 2nd in the bullshit stakes, but cock sizes are the king.

From the man's perspective, if you can't bang it in balls deep it is too big, or the hole is too small.... if you can bang it in balls deep then you are good to go.

From the man's perspective take a look at the basic rabbit vibe, only about 4" insert able length which goes along with the old knowledge that only the first 4" of the vagina was sensitive, at ll., so as long as you have 4" it ain't your tool, it is your technique, that is the problemo.

"must be vvvwe 9+ inches" type profiles, that isn't true, it's just a sop by the woman involved to the man she is with, it is a way to excuse wanting extra cock, on the basis that it is huge, or black, or somehow different from her partners perfectly adequate cock.

I have a particular toy, it is a large jelly penis, it is 9" long and 2.5" diameter at the head, you know how many women have been able to take all 9 inches and bottom it out? Well put it this way, none of the women who say they want an 8+ or 9+ or 10+ inch cock managed it.

This toy is significantly bigger than my cock, but since it can't buy a round of drinks or do anything else I can do, it has never yet managed to pull a woman on it's own.

I have a long term mate with a cock bigger and thicker than this toy, think two tins stood one on top of the other, he fucking hates it, probably much like the slim women with H jugs, because that is all people see, and he can still never get balls deep banging it in, except for the woman he sees regularly, and she looks rode hard and hung up wet so it ain't all candy.

Condoms, another load of shite, I have to buy XXXXL super stud to fit my elephant cock, well he manages to get regular condoms on his two tins cock no problemo....

Bottom line, it ain't what you got, it's how you use it, applies to women as well as men, and unless you are freakishly large or freakishly small in any area, get on your knees and thank your maker you aren't, because it means you can have great sex with 99.9% of the opposite sex...

... every other problem is unrelated to the size of your cock or cunt, which means unless you are freakishly large or freakishly small, all your problems are inside your own head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

agree!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok....

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Theres a pretty good post elsewhere from someone who is complaining he struggles with women not taking his humungous length. The general consensus is that most women can take most sizes if they are relaxed and horny enough. If the woman is intimidated by the cock size then no amount of pushing is going to get that bad boy in.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

that is what a letter box is for....

state 9 or 10 inches.... pop in thro, if it is... the door opens.

if it isn't......... it will be a very long wait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a rant! Love it!!!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Dammit I'm gonna have to agree with you again. That's twice this year!! No more now till 2014!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I blame porn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOl Amazingly funny rant!

My favourite bit is "This toy is significantly bigger than my cock, but since it can't buy a round of drinks or do anything else I can do, it has never yet managed to pull a woman on it's own."

Well done, OP - Thanks for cheering up my Sunday

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"LOl Amazingly funny rant!

My favourite bit is "This toy is significantly bigger than my cock, but since it can't buy a round of drinks or do anything else I can do, it has never yet managed to pull a woman on it's own."

Well done, OP - Thanks for cheering up my Sunday "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pointless lying as if you meet anyone the truth is there to be seen. Whether you have big or small willy or tight or fanny like a bucket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LOl Amazingly funny rant!

My favourite bit is "This toy is significantly bigger than my cock, but since it can't buy a round of drinks or do anything else I can do, it has never yet managed to pull a woman on it's own."

Well done, OP - Thanks for cheering up my Sunday "

I agree, great rant and great read I too chuckled at that same point thinking if a large jelly cock trying to get served in a busy pub Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yh cock size lies are king..

but its the inches on a bra size that i find most doubtful! i think fo rwoman the lies maybe more her dress size haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have your mates number please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love threads like this as they just make me laugh. Someone is in for it though if I get hiccups.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fantastic post

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By *lderguy4funMan
over a year ago

ROTHERHAM

yes i agree as long as you;ve got 5inchs and it get hard no problem as many women will thing under 5 inch is too small but anything up to 8inch is fine mine is over 6inch by the way and i can go balls deep lol p\s. you can measure a cock and tits BUT HOW THE HELL DO YOU MEASURE A PUSSY would love to know the answer to that one xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good post covers most of everything i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been with women of varying heights, some considerably shorter than myself, some slightly taller, and ALL of them I was able to penetrate with my full length without discomfort to either of us - simply because, as I always say, if you approach sex slowly and gently, then you can't have too big a cock.

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By *eal_Dick_Turpin OP   Man
over a year ago

Exeter


"yes i agree as long as you;ve got 5inchs and it get hard no problem as many women will thing under 5 inch is too small but anything up to 8inch is fine mine is over 6inch by the way and i can go balls deep lol p\s. you can measure a cock and tits BUT HOW THE HELL DO YOU MEASURE A PUSSY would love to know the answer to that one xxx "

actually, back in ye olden days, the test was a woman would stuff her cunt with one penny (1d, not 1p) pieces, and if she could walk around the room twice without any falling out, that was the count.

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool


"yes i agree as long as you;ve got 5inchs and it get hard no problem as many women will thing under 5 inch is too small but anything up to 8inch is fine mine is over 6inch by the way and i can go balls deep lol p\s. you can measure a cock and tits BUT HOW THE HELL DO YOU MEASURE A PUSSY would love to know the answer to that one xxx

actually, back in ye olden days, the test was a woman would stuff her cunt with one penny (1d, not 1p) pieces, and if she could walk around the room twice without any falling out, that was the count."

Gathering £2 coins as I read

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

ive been measuring my cock all wrong . i didnt realise me left heel was the start of my cock

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"yes i agree as long as you;ve got 5inchs and it get hard no problem as many women will thing under 5 inch is too small but anything up to 8inch is fine mine is over 6inch by the way and i can go balls deep lol p\s. you can measure a cock and tits BUT HOW THE HELL DO YOU MEASURE A PUSSY would love to know the answer to that one xxx

actually, back in ye olden days, the test was a woman would stuff her cunt with one penny (1d, not 1p) pieces, and if she could walk around the room twice without any falling out, that was the count.

Gathering £2 coins as I read "

ive got five ... can i put them in for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes i agree as long as you;ve got 5inchs and it get hard no problem as many women will thing under 5 inch is too small but anything up to 8inch is fine mine is over 6inch by the way and i can go balls deep lol p\s. you can measure a cock and tits BUT HOW THE HELL DO YOU MEASURE A PUSSY would love to know the answer to that one xxx

actually, back in ye olden days, the test was a woman would stuff her cunt with one penny (1d, not 1p) pieces, and if she could walk around the room twice without any falling out, that was the count."

Is that why some call it their tuppence?

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"yes i agree as long as you;ve got 5inchs and it get hard no problem as many women will thing under 5 inch is too small but anything up to 8inch is fine mine is over 6inch by the way and i can go balls deep lol p\s. you can measure a cock and tits BUT HOW THE HELL DO YOU MEASURE A PUSSY would love to know the answer to that one xxx

actually, back in ye olden days, the test was a woman would stuff her cunt with one penny (1d, not 1p) pieces, and if she could walk around the room twice without any falling out, that was the count."

hell i'm not risking loosing a £5 in pennys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well said young man.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

This cracked me up. Nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why you looking at your mates cock!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussies come in 3 sizes;

1) Bit to tight for me.

2) MMMMMMMMMMMMMM nice

3) Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello

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By *eal_Dick_Turpin OP   Man
over a year ago

Exeter


"Why you looking at your mates cock!?"

I also had a mate (he's deader now) that used to do reps with the full olympic set of weights, 37.5 stone from memory, I used to look at his pecs etc to.

looking at another guys cock or pecs doesn't make me a fucking fag you muppet, it's not infectious or catching.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Theres a pretty good post elsewhere from someone who is complaining he struggles with women not taking his humungous length. The general consensus is that most women can take most sizes if they are relaxed and horny enough. If the woman is intimidated by the cock size then no amount of pushing is going to get that bad boy in."

Very very true

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By *ustus222Couple
over a year ago

Newburgh

Great post, OP.

Just as well you don't get female profiles boasting about their 8" gash, complete with 1" circumference. Like fucking a smartie tube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol.. Great read..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes i agree as long as you;ve got 5inchs and it get hard no problem as many women will thing under 5 inch is too small but anything up to 8inch is fine mine is over 6inch by the way and i can go balls deep lol p\s. you can measure a cock and tits BUT HOW THE HELL DO YOU MEASURE A PUSSY would love to know the answer to that one xxx

actually, back in ye olden days, the test was a woman would stuff her cunt with one penny (1d, not 1p) pieces, and if she could walk around the room twice without any falling out, that was the count."

Good Lord, every time she coughed I bet she paid out like a One Armed Bandit!

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