Kick in the dick

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By *mpierdole OP Man
52 weeks ago

Birmingham

Literally.

Went out last night and got an almighty kick in the dick from someone trying to score a goal and i walked past at exactly the wrong time.

I have a meet due but not sure if I'll be able to perform (no need to get the violins out)

Anu suggestions for a quick fix or am I best to rest? I can still do everything else but, well, yeah...

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By *ambsfunMan
52 weeks ago

Cambridge

No idea I was worried this was an escalation of

Pinch punch first of the month!

Kick in the dick for being a...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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52 weeks ago

East Sussex

If someone kicked your leg would you still play football?

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

Soak for 10 minutes in warm water

Wrap a cold piece of ham around it until its rock hard

Defrost in a tub of lemon yoghurt

Stick on the radiator until dry

Baseline your bellend and you're good to go

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By *mpierdole OP Man
52 weeks ago

Birmingham

"Soak for 10 minutes in warm water

Wrap a cold piece of ham around it until its rock hard

Defrost in a tub of lemon yoghurt

Stick on the radiator until dry

Baseline your bellend and you're good to go "
Ok, if you insist

"If someone kicked your leg would you still play football? "
Depends on how bad the injury was and how desperate I was to play but.... I get your point

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