FabSwingers.com forum: Chat

By *endydick.CumbersnatchMan
over a year ago

To be read in the voice of Richard Attenborough some time in 2078:

"and here, on the Forum subdomain of FabSwingers, we find the isolated mating call of the one syllable swinger calling out the single word of "chat". In an attempt to find a connection, the single syllable Fab'er has been known to post the same titled and single worded post upto 18 times in a single week. Like so many other single syllable fab'ers on the site, the call goes unanswered. If only this endanered breed knew that there was multiple words available to them, even with multiple syllables, the world could have opened up to them. Tragically, and somewhat ironically, other fab'ers also calling out the same simple message of "chat" also went unheard. If only these one syllable fab'ers knew that they could have responded to others "chat" calls with a "hi" instead of opening a new thread, this mateless, partnerless species could have continued......"