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"1.Met 55 guys and fucked em . 2.met 2 females , one in amsterdam red lite area and she played with wife while i fucked her from behind , other was a fitty from skipton in a hotel . 3. Had a 3 some in brittannia hotel leeds , plus hubby half . 4. Had 5 . 2 somes . 5. Met 3 guys in woods 6.met 15..17 guys at once in woods . Blown a few . 2 or 3 wanked over her . All fondled her . 7. Had sex in back of van 20 times 8. Been to one house party near boroughbridge n she fucked in front of the full group .. 9. Played with wife in car 10 times while being watched Did you mean to paste this into Word?" T | |||
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"Is this something we all have to do now? You don't need to worry about it" 1. Didn't have sex. I'm done. | |||
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"1.Met 55 guys and fucked em . 2.met 2 females , one in amsterdam red lite area and she played with wife while i fucked her from behind , other was a fitty from skipton in a hotel . 3. Had a 3 some in brittannia hotel leeds , plus hubby half . 4. Had 5 . 2 somes . 5. Met 3 guys in woods 6.met 15..17 guys at once in woods . Blown a few . 2 or 3 wanked over her . All fondled her . 7. Had sex in back of van 20 times 8. Been to one house party near boroughbridge n she fucked in front of the full group .. 9. Played with wife in car 10 times while being watched " I'm filing this under "not so humble brag" *slides drawer shut.... | |||
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"1.Met 55 guys and fucked em . 2.met 2 females , one in amsterdam red lite area and she played with wife while i fucked her from behind , other was a fitty from skipton in a hotel . 3. Had a 3 some in brittannia hotel leeds , plus hubby half . 4. Had 5 . 2 somes . 5. Met 3 guys in woods 6.met 15..17 guys at once in woods . Blown a few . 2 or 3 wanked over her . All fondled her . 7. Had sex in back of van 20 times 8. Been to one house party near boroughbridge n she fucked in front of the full group .. 9. Played with wife in car 10 times while being watched " Pretty standard for 9 weeks here. You need to up your numbers | |||
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"And a partridge in a pear tree " Beat me to it! | |||
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"1.Met 55 guys and fucked em . 2.met 2 females , one in amsterdam red lite area and she played with wife while i fucked her from behind , other was a fitty from skipton in a hotel . 3. Had a 3 some in brittannia hotel leeds , plus hubby half . 4. Had 5 . 2 somes . 5. Met 3 guys in woods 6.met 15..17 guys at once in woods . Blown a few . 2 or 3 wanked over her . All fondled her . 7. Had sex in back of van 20 times 8. Been to one house party near boroughbridge n she fucked in front of the full group .. 9. Played with wife in car 10 times while being watched " Looks like my order for a takeaway. | |||
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"Sounds like a busy weekend!" Hahahaha brilliant | |||
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"Couldn't do number 5 Imagine all the spiders and splinters " I did as a young man, but nowadays I have a car and can afford a hotel, and don’t live with my parents. | |||
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"Great, blue Peter badge is in the post for you. " I would watch the hell out of that episode. | |||
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"Great, blue Peter badge is in the post for you. Mrs " | |||
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"1.Met 55 guys and fucked em . 2.met 2 females , one in amsterdam red lite area and she played with wife while i fucked her from behind , other was a fitty from skipton in a hotel . 3. Had a 3 some in brittannia hotel leeds , plus hubby half . 4. Had 5 . 2 somes . 5. Met 3 guys in woods 6.met 15..17 guys at once in woods . Blown a few . 2 or 3 wanked over her . All fondled her . 7. Had sex in back of van 20 times 8. Been to one house party near boroughbridge n she fucked in front of the full group .. 9. Played with wife in car 10 times while being watched " You DEFINITELY have a keeper! | |||
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"In 9 weeks? Wtf? Anyone want a couples profile with me? Just for a week? " Your inbox is going to take a battering | |||
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"In 9 weeks? Wtf? Anyone want a couples profile with me? Just for a week? Your inbox is going to take a battering" Did you mean box...that's what I'm hoping for! | |||
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"In 9 weeks? Wtf? Anyone want a couples profile with me? Just for a week? " Throuple profile?? Mrs | |||
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"1.Met 55 guys and fucked em . 2.met 2 females , one in amsterdam red lite area and she played with wife while i fucked her from behind , other was a fitty from skipton in a hotel . 3. Had a 3 some in brittannia hotel leeds , plus hubby half . 4. Had 5 . 2 somes . 5. Met 3 guys in woods 6.met 15..17 guys at once in woods . Blown a few . 2 or 3 wanked over her . All fondled her . 7. Had sex in back of van 20 times 8. Been to one house party near boroughbridge n she fucked in front of the full group .. 9. Played with wife in car 10 times while being watched Did you mean to paste this into Word?" Excel spreadsheet with these numbers! | |||
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"In 9 weeks? Wtf? Anyone want a couples profile with me? Just for a week? Throuple profile?? Mrs " Sign me up for a foursome! | |||
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"In 9 weeks? Wtf? Anyone want a couples profile with me? Just for a week? Throuple profile?? Mrs " Actually why isn't this a thing? Can we be the first???? Could you imagine that mff in a profile ready? Let's do it | |||
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"1.Met 55 guys and fucked em . 2.met 2 females , one in amsterdam red lite area and she played with wife while i fucked her from behind , other was a fitty from skipton in a hotel . 3. Had a 3 some in brittannia hotel leeds , plus hubby half . 4. Had 5 . 2 somes . 5. Met 3 guys in woods 6.met 15..17 guys at once in woods . Blown a few . 2 or 3 wanked over her . All fondled her . 7. Had sex in back of van 20 times 8. Been to one house party near boroughbridge n she fucked in front of the full group .. 9. Played with wife in car 10 times while being watched " "We didn't start the fiiire..." | |||
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"Sex in the back of a van is very over-rated tho. 1. It’s cold 2. It’s uncomfortable 3. You need to keep an eye out for spiders 4. You need to get the saying “if it’s rocking don’t come knocking” out of your head when they’re shagging you in a lay-by. 5. You need to remember vans have height restrictions. 6. You need to remember vans have a tendency to echo echo echo. 7. It’s hard to exit a van without feeling like everyone has seen you and is quietly judging you as a tartlet. 8. Van sex can be hard on the knees if you do it doggy. It can be hard on the head if you’re tall and you’re laying down and they’re turbo thrusting. Just book a hotel people, it’s more comfy!! " ...or if you must indulge your passion for delivery vehicle sex, a truck sleeper compartment is infinitely more comfy (and just as sordid ) | |||
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"Couldn't do number 5 Imagine all the spiders and splinters I did as a young man, but nowadays I have a car and can afford a hotel, and don’t live with my parents. " Yeah long gone are those days of utter filth! | |||
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"In 9 weeks? Wtf? Anyone want a couples profile with me? Just for a week? " In. | |||
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"Sounds like a busy weekend!" No no that was in day ... lmfao | |||
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"In 9 weeks? Wtf? Anyone want a couples profile with me? Just for a week? Throuple profile?? Mrs Actually why isn't this a thing? Can we be the first???? Could you imagine that mff in a profile ready? Let's do it " Yes!! I'm in, the Mr won't say no Mrs | |||
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"1.Met 55 guys and fucked em . 2.met 2 females , one in amsterdam red lite area and she played with wife while i fucked her from behind , other was a fitty from skipton in a hotel . 3. Had a 3 some in brittannia hotel leeds , plus hubby half . 4. Had 5 . 2 somes . 5. Met 3 guys in woods 6.met 15..17 guys at once in woods . Blown a few . 2 or 3 wanked over her . All fondled her . 7. Had sex in back of van 20 times 8. Been to one house party near boroughbridge n she fucked in front of the full group .. 9. Played with wife in car 10 times while being watched Pretty standard for 9 weeks here. You need to up your numbers " 9 weeks .... 20 years | |||
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"In 9 weeks? Wtf? Anyone want a couples profile with me? Just for a week? " Seriously 9 weeks,.. over 20 yrs | |||
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"1.Met 55 guys and fucked em . 2.met 2 females , one in amsterdam red lite area and she played with wife while i fucked her from behind , other was a fitty from skipton in a hotel . 3. Had a 3 some in brittannia hotel leeds , plus hubby half . 4. Had 5 . 2 somes . 5. Met 3 guys in woods 6.met 15..17 guys at once in woods . Blown a few . 2 or 3 wanked over her . All fondled her . 7. Had sex in back of van 20 times 8. Been to one house party near boroughbridge n she fucked in front of the full group .. 9. Played with wife in car 10 times while being watched " Smashing it, well smashing everything and everyone Mr | |||
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"101 fucks in 9 weeks? Roughly?" Well im no maths expert but that would work out a fuck every 2 hours .. pal its over 20 years !! | |||
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"1.Met 55 guys and fucked em . 2.met 2 females , one in amsterdam red lite area and she played with wife while i fucked her from behind , other was a fitty from skipton in a hotel . 3. Had a 3 some in brittannia hotel leeds , plus hubby half . 4. Had 5 . 2 somes . 5. Met 3 guys in woods 6.met 15..17 guys at once in woods . Blown a few . 2 or 3 wanked over her . All fondled her . 7. Had sex in back of van 20 times 8. Been to one house party near boroughbridge n she fucked in front of the full group .. 9. Played with wife in car 10 times while being watched " Show off | |||
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"I still think though Jay from Inbetweeners will have done more.." Haha quality. At the campsite anything goes. | |||
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"1.Met 55 guys and fucked em . 2.met 2 females , one in amsterdam red lite area and she played with wife while i fucked her from behind , other was a fitty from skipton in a hotel . 3. Had a 3 some in brittannia hotel leeds , plus hubby half . 4. Had 5 . 2 somes . 5. Met 3 guys in woods 6.met 15..17 guys at once in woods . Blown a few . 2 or 3 wanked over her . All fondled her . 7. Had sex in back of van 20 times 8. Been to one house party near boroughbridge n she fucked in front of the full group .. 9. Played with wife in car 10 times while being watched Pretty standard for 9 weeks here. You need to up your numbers 9 weeks .... 20 years" 20 years? Thought you ment 9 weeks. Some have done that in 9 weeks | |||
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"1.Met 55 guys and fucked em . 2.met 2 females , one in amsterdam red lite area and she played with wife while i fucked her from behind , other was a fitty from skipton in a hotel . 3. Had a 3 some in brittannia hotel leeds , plus hubby half . 4. Had 5 . 2 somes . 5. Met 3 guys in woods 6.met 15..17 guys at once in woods . Blown a few . 2 or 3 wanked over her . All fondled her . 7. Had sex in back of van 20 times 8. Been to one house party near boroughbridge n she fucked in front of the full group .. 9. Played with wife in car 10 times while being watched " Sounds like you had a busy weekend | |||
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"1.Met 55 guys and fucked em . 2.met 2 females , one in amsterdam red lite area and she played with wife while i fucked her from behind , other was a fitty from skipton in a hotel . 3. Had a 3 some in brittannia hotel leeds , plus hubby half . 4. Had 5 . 2 somes . 5. Met 3 guys in woods 6.met 15..17 guys at once in woods . Blown a few . 2 or 3 wanked over her . All fondled her . 7. Had sex in back of van 20 times 8. Been to one house party near boroughbridge n she fucked in front of the full group .. 9. Played with wife in car 10 times while being watched " sounds like you’re enjoying the site to the full and getting full value out of it! You only live once so good for you! | |||
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"Is this something we all have to do now? You don't need to worry about it 1. Didn't have sex. I'm done." Snap | |||
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"1.Met 55 guys and fucked em . 2.met 2 females , one in amsterdam red lite area and she played with wife while i fucked her from behind , other was a fitty from skipton in a hotel . 3. Had a 3 some in brittannia hotel leeds , plus hubby half . 4. Had 5 . 2 somes . 5. Met 3 guys in woods 6.met 15..17 guys at once in woods . Blown a few . 2 or 3 wanked over her . All fondled her . 7. Had sex in back of van 20 times 8. Been to one house party near boroughbridge n she fucked in front of the full group .. 9. Played with wife in car 10 times while being watched Pretty standard for 9 weeks here. You need to up your numbers 9 weeks .... 20 years20 years? Thought you ment 9 weeks. Some have done that in 9 weeks" 9 and a half weeks | |||
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"Great, blue Peter badge is in the post for you. Mrs " I’d have done anything for Janet Ellis back in the day | |||
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"You sound like a man who posts pictures of food on social media, just to let everyone know you can afford £80 on a dinner out. The mr. " Shots fired | |||
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"101 fucks in 9 weeks? Roughly?" thats definitely possible. More than possible | |||
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"In 9 weeks? Wtf? Anyone want a couples profile with me? Just for a week? Seriously 9 weeks,.. over 20 yrs" oh I'm disappointed now lol | |||
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" 3. Had a 3 some in brittannia hotel leeds , plus hubby half . " What is a "hubby half" please ? | |||
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"In 9 weeks? Wtf? Anyone want a couples profile with me? Just for a week? " I'm in | |||
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" 3. Had a 3 some in brittannia hotel leeds , plus hubby half . What is a "hubby half" please ?" 3sum + hubby half means first the lady of another couple, then the husband. Technically a 4sum, with some people being superstitious some apartments have no number 13, possibly th OP has a fear of 4, hence 'foursome' isn't viable? The other thing that springs to mind is BDSM. I believe there are softer players and then the more devoted who practice their art in a manner that is more hard-core and in mutual acceptance of risk....bring a guillotine into the hotel room and sexual equation..... These things and the consequences are always kept quite hush as you can imagine! If wondering, a friend told me. | |||
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"Thanks for clarification" Always a pleasure! I must admit, I don't find this type of thread, only really in so far as having a maybe more jovial look at what folks have been up to but to start putting figures to things, well, it makes it look a little 'quantity over anything else'. I guess the OP is reflecting on life not 9 weeks here...? I am also puzzled at who is writing this, 'he' or 'her'. Possibly some of the replies are a little harsh for a site newcomer, hey ho. I guess I can also somewhat equate to some of the underlying sarcasm in replies due to the listing and content listed. Just a rather cold listing that may as well go on a spread sheet! | |||
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"Is this something we all have to do now?" Heck no, it’s kind of a little bit sad tbh xx | |||
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"1.Met 55 guys and fucked em . 2.met 2 females , one in amsterdam red lite area and she played with wife while i fucked her from behind , other was a fitty from skipton in a hotel . 3. Had a 3 some in brittannia hotel leeds , plus hubby half . 4. Had 5 . 2 somes . 5. Met 3 guys in woods 6.met 15..17 guys at once in woods . Blown a few . 2 or 3 wanked over her . All fondled her . 7. Had sex in back of van 20 times 8. Been to one house party near boroughbridge n she fucked in front of the full group .. 9. Played with wife in car 10 times while being watched Pretty standard for 9 weeks here. You need to up your numbers 9 weeks .... 20 years" I found a £20 note as a kid once, parents made Me take it to what would know a days be referred to as the cop shop to see if it got claimed. After a week I got to keep. Been a pretty slow decades since | |||
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" The reason fir coming on n off is due to some of the ignorant cunts that join up and also the timewasters .. the site is full of em !! Wouldnt mind but half that have replied bed to take a good look at them selfs .. some rite fucking mumters on here " OP do you find this type of chat-up line successful ? | |||
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" The reason fir coming on n off is due to some of the ignorant cunts that join up and also the timewasters .. the site is full of em !! Wouldnt mind but half that have replied bed to take a good look at them selfs .. some rite fucking mumters on here OP do you find this type of chat-up line successful ?" Do all the people baiting the OP find it pleasant? | |||
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