FabSwingers.com forum: Embarrassing meets

By *ipped_Tartan OP Man
over a year ago

north yorks

This must be a truly regular thing

Any anecdotes you would like to share..

Ask me about my Harry met sally incident !!

Not embarrassing but hilarious whenever I think about it

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By *apperleymanMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Embarrassing? Maybe not as I have no Filter when it comes to stuff like that..

Weird.. hell yes.. some right weird meets..

4am meet with a couple - shagging her missionary on the living room floor, fella is wanking (or trying to ) sat opposite us when I feel a ‘wetness’ around my balls…

Ignore it a second before turning and seeing the largest fuckin German shepherd dog sniffing our genitals.. jeez that was…… different..

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By *ipped_Tartan OP Man
over a year ago

north yorks

"Embarrassing? Maybe not as I have no Filter when it comes to stuff like that..

Weird.. hell yes.. some right weird meets..

4am meet with a couple - shagging her missionary on the living room floor, fella is wanking (or trying to ) sat opposite us when I feel a ‘wetness’ around my balls…

Ignore it a second before turning and seeing the largest fuckin German shepherd dog sniffing our genitals.. jeez that was…… different..

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At least you walked away with your genitals that’s a bonus !!

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

Only ever had one, and I was embarrassed for the couple involved, not for myself...

....after the initial surprise of arriving and being greeted by a 'fully-dressed' husband - with the wife, in contrast, simply naked under a 'babydoll' nightie - things went well throughout 'Round One'...

....'Round Two' was a different matter, however, as he decided to persistently 'direct' our every move - until she shouted at him to "shut up, or fuck off and leave us to it"...

....at which he stormed out, then back in, and they began haranguing each other - with the mood well and truly killed, I dressed and left, with her apologising profusely while showing me out, with him still ranting and raving upstairs...

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By *ipvanwinkieMan
over a year ago

Out of Town!

I’ve had a few but I’ll be discreet on this occasion!

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By *apperleymanMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"Only ever had one, and I was embarrassed for the couple involved, not for myself...

....'Round Two' was a different matter, however, as he decided to persistently 'direct' our every move - until she shouted at him to "shut up, or fuck off and leave us to it"...

Yeah see these ‘types’ of couples at clubs sometimes - trying desperately to assert their alpha maleness whilst you’re balls deep in their missus..

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By *ilva69Man
over a year ago

stockport

Had a spontaneous meet with a couple they gave me the road I parked up then they gave me the house number. They told me to bring a bottle of wine. It was 7 am on a summers morning. It transpired there was an avenue and rd next to each other, I got the wrong one, it gets better! A rather attractive lady opened the door in her dressing gown,I said wow, you look amazing and was about to step through the front door. When she said who are you I knew this was something drastically had gone wrong, I said I was looking for avenue she said no this is **** road. she said it’s an easy mistake to make you need the next road down, which is**** avenue , so embarrassed, needless to say the couple in the correct house were laughing their heads off when I eventually got the right door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Embarrassing? Maybe not as I have no Filter when it comes to stuff like that..

Weird.. hell yes.. some right weird meets..

4am meet with a couple - shagging her missionary on the living room floor, fella is wanking (or trying to ) sat opposite us when I feel a ‘wetness’ around my balls…

Ignore it a second before turning and seeing the largest fuckin German shepherd dog sniffing our genitals.. jeez that was…… different..

Brings a completely new meaning to the term doggy style

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By *apperleymanMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"Embarrassing? Maybe not as I have no Filter when it comes to stuff like that..

Weird.. hell yes.. some right weird meets..

4am meet with a couple - shagging her missionary on the living room floor, fella is wanking (or trying to ) sat opposite us when I feel a ‘wetness’ around my balls…

Ignore it a second before turning and seeing the largest fuckin German shepherd dog sniffing our genitals.. jeez that was…… different..

Brings a completely new meaning to the term doggy style

Yeah and not the term I like..

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

With my GF at the time, we met an older couple in a local bar. We agreed to go back to their hotel but it became apparent she was really d*unk.

She was almost asleep on the bed when he removed her skirt and she looked great until she bolted for the bathroom and we could hear her puke!

That was our chance to leave!!!

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back when Mr was a single guy he met with a couple who also invited another guy for a MFM while the hubby watched and filmed.

Anyway the guy claimed to be 35 and he was clearly in his mid 50s and brought along a medical bag as in his words 'you never know where stilettos can end up'

Needless to say that MFM turned into a MF meet

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By *ipped_Tartan OP Man
over a year ago

north yorks

"Only ever had one, and I was embarrassed for the couple involved, not for myself...

....'Round Two' was a different matter, however, as he decided to persistently 'direct' our every move - until she shouted at him to "shut up, or fuck off and leave us to it"...

A proper passion killer that guy .. ha loved this

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By *ipped_Tartan OP Man
over a year ago

north yorks

"Had a spontaneous meet with a couple they gave me the road I parked up then they gave me the house number. They told me to bring a bottle of wine. It was 7 am on a summers morning. It transpired there was an avenue and rd next to each other, I got the wrong one, it gets better! A rather attractive lady opened the door in her dressing gown,I said wow, you look amazing and was about to step through the front door. When she said who are you I knew this was something drastically had gone wrong, I said I was looking for avenue she said no this is **** road. she said it’s an easy mistake to make you need the next road down, which is**** avenue , so embarrassed, needless to say the couple in the correct house were laughing their heads off when I eventually got the right door

Imagine you did get lucky there ..

My friend (a carpet fitter) used to be propositioned all the time .. honestly I was helping out once so he could get a quick finish for Christmas and ended up shagging a customer while I fitted the carpet ..

His banging was much more fun than mine

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By *zBoy123Man
over a year ago

London

Back in my surfing days in Oz, used to go away for the weekend and stay in a cheap motel with the GF. One day, laying back in post coital bliss after a particularly energetic session, she lets out a piercing scream. We had left the door slightly open and a dog had wandered in off the street and started licking my man juice from her dribbling, gapeing snatch.

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

"Yeah see these ‘types’ of couples at clubs sometimes - trying desperately to assert their alpha maleness whilst you’re balls deep in their missus..

"alpha maleness" certainly didn't apply in his case; as I said, he was "fully dressed" - in a basque, thong, stockings and heels...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decades ago. Riding me pretty vigorously, she hurled herself up and kind of sideways. Hit her head on the side of vaulted ceiling above the bed. Blood everywhere, so I called 999. They asked for all my details and hers, which I didn't know. Very awkward. Paramedics arrived maybe ten minutes later and asked me to describe exactly what had happened. I don't know how they kept a straight face.

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By *antricSeeker60Man
over a year ago

Durham

While on a very passionate first meeting with a woman we were both excited and enjoying a nice fuck. I withdrew after feeling some pain to find a split condom and a bit of blood which was me bleeding. I’d cut my cock on a Budweiser bottle top that was in her pussy. After removing this offending item she said she wondered what had happened to the bottle top

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By *ipped_Tartan OP Man
over a year ago

north yorks

Always remember to remove any loose items before putting them inside you ..

There is a health and safety leaflet just for these incidents

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

My friend (a carpet fitter) ended up shagging a customer while I fitted the carpet ..

Shag pile ?

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

"Decades ago. Riding me pretty vigorously, she hurled herself up and kind of sideways. Hit her head on the side of vaulted ceiling above the bed. Blood everywhere, so I called 999. They asked for all my details and hers, which I didn't know. Very awkward. Paramedics arrived maybe ten minutes later and asked me to describe exactly what had happened. I don't know how they kept a straight face."

That immediately reminded me of an incident which I'd almost completely forgotten about...

....also decades ago, whilst running a bar on a military establishment, I was seeing one of a couple of women who visited together a couple of times a week, on 'disco nights' - her friend was seeing an officer who was routinely based there for a few months at a time...

....previously, we'd gone back to her place some miles away - but when the bar closed at 2.00am this night, I had the key to a room which was vacant for a few nights whilst its occupant was elsewhere, and we duly retired to it at around 2.30...

....after a fast and furious fuck, she headed to the bathroom to 'clean up', whilst I, having been working since mid-afternoon, promptly fell asleep - to be woken a couple of hours later by her angrily shaking me awake, and calling me all the names under the sun...

....I opened my eyes to the sight of her blood-covered face, and no idea what had happened - it transpired that she'd been sat on the loo, had also fallen asleep, and only woke after eventually toppling face-first onto the stone-tiled bathroom floor...

....she'd chipped a tooth, split both her lip and nose, and had one very black eye - it was some weeks before she re-appeared, after the swelling and bruising had gone, and for some reason wanted nothing more to do with me...

....meanwhile, amongst the guys, I got a tongue-in-cheek reputation for "being a bit rough with the ladies"!

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By *ipped_Tartan OP Man
over a year ago

north yorks

Me and 2 mates were out in Blackpool , staying in a B&B double bed and a single bed (don’t ask it was cheap)

We all got separated and me and one of my mates headed back to b&b up the stairs there was this guy fast asleep in the hallway just outside our room.

Just about to get into bed when other mate gets back

Brought a woman back .. they start undressing and getting it on .. my mate and I decided to go back down to the 24 hour bar for a drink while shagging took place.

After a couple of more drinks we returned to the room

Other mate and woman totally fast asleep post coital

In our bed the guy from the hallway ???

Ended up throwing him out and his nearly folded clothes … didn’t have a room just a chancer and got a bed and a free shag show ..

My mate and the woman thought it was us coming back from the bar and continued right in front of him

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By *sj75Couple
over a year ago

castleford

Let’s just say a Family member arriving to a blind meet!!!!

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By *ipped_Tartan OP Man
over a year ago

north yorks

Seems more common than you think .

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By *eandher4and9Couple
over a year ago

leeds

"Let’s just say a Family member arriving to a blind meet!!!!"

Which family member ????

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By *ad_buddiesCouple
over a year ago

London

I used to meet without the male half sometimes and one such meet was a late thirties couple. All going great, myself and her doing a little girl/girl action as a teaser to start, and went well from there. Various combinations, quite the basis for a good meet I thought....

Until I was riding the hubby and she was watching. I saw him flinch, so I rolled off, just as she attacked him in a fit of what I can only assume was jealousy.

I quickly gathered clothes and left their hotel room. The sight of him being beaten with a dildo will live with me forever

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By *ipped_Tartan OP Man
over a year ago

north yorks

That’s dangerous , jealous gf

He never got to cum too ?

Tragic

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By *histle do nicelyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow South

Met a woman with raised painted on eyebrows...I mentioned them to her... She looked surprised ha!

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

" I don't know how they kept a straight face."

Because they see it all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This must be a truly regular thing

Any anecdotes you would like to share..

Ask me about my Harry met sally incident !!

Not embarrassing but hilarious whenever I think about it "

Few but worst was arranged to meet a older lady on here and local turned out to be a friend of my mums

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By *inkForLifeCouple
over a year ago

North Shields

"Only ever had one, and I was embarrassed for the couple involved, not for myself...

....'Round Two' was a different matter, however, as he decided to persistently 'direct' our every move - until she shouted at him to "shut up, or fuck off and leave us to it"...

Yeah see these ‘types’ of couples at clubs sometimes - trying desperately to assert their alpha maleness whilst you’re balls deep in their missus..

I'd be a battered bf if I tried that. I know my place! Usually sat in the bar while she's off doing her own thing. Or even sat at home if we don't have childcare and she's at the club!

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By *inkForLifeCouple
over a year ago

North Shields

Me and current gf, first overnight date in a hotel. (we met on fab so kink was high on the list). She knew I liked weird objects in my ass so she thought chickpeas would be fun. Pushing them in one by one until I felt nice and full and then we realised that canned chickpeas turn into mush and then into A single, solid, mass of chickpea. 3 hours later using the coffee spoon to scoop them out. She's crying on the bed thinking I'm going to run a mile, I'm crying at my almost bleeding ass hole.

Worryingly, we're still together 3 years later!

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