FabSwingers.com forum: Non realistic dildos

By *umslave OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Sheffield

The kind that don't look like a realistic penis. Do you use one? Does anyone have any recommendations? Around the 7-8" range. My wife wants one for Christmas.

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By *inkedKuntsCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

We get our monster type ones from John Thomas Toys

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
over a year ago

york

Lots of companies out there. I have 2 from bad dragon that are such a good feeling but lots of companies have caught up and I'm not sure they're worth the money.

I browsed the fantasy dildos subreddit to find ones I liked the look of as people post where they got them from. It was an amazing resource

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By *un couple 2Couple
over a year ago

Tynemouth.

Ive got a huge dildo. Not seen one like it. Dont even know what its supposed to resemble

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Phreak.club are my go to for weird insertables

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By *umslave OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Sheffield

I expect she'd freak if she saw those Bad Dragon dildos

girthy and nn realistic around 8". That seems about right.

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

"Ive got a huge dildo. Not seen one like it. Dont even know what its supposed to resemble"

A telegraph pole?

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By *umslave OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Ive got a huge dildo. Not seen one like it. Dont even know what its supposed to resemble"

But does it feel good? That's all that matters right?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

But what if using something that's not like a male organ, gets one too distant and unfamiliar with cock?

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By *umslave OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Sheffield

"But what if using something that's not like a male organ, gets one too distant and unfamiliar with cock?

I don't think that could happen. It's all about situational play really. Plus she doesn't want a realistic looking dildo and I'm all about her at the moment.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"But what if using something that's not like a male organ, gets one too distant and unfamiliar with cock?

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Uh.

I don't think that's a thing.

I've used only tentacle and monster toys for years and it's never taken away from how much I enjoy actual cock

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By *umslave OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Sheffield

It's all about variety and fun and feeling something different in the moment I think. I want her to be able to use it while I lick her clit. We'll see where things go from there.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I have a 3D printer if anyone has an idea for one.

Just saying

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"I have a 3D printer if anyone has an idea for one.

Just saying

I'm not sure that's the ideal material for insertables.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I have a 3D printer if anyone has an idea for one.

Just saying

I'm not sure that's the ideal material for insertables."

Mine prints in lots of different materials/plastics. Even flexible ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have one we got on Amazon. It’s so lifelike. Feels, moves and responds like the real thing. It has a firm internal shaft and softer outer and not ‘hard’. Feels amazing. R

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about a tentacle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Colt 'The Prowler' Anal Probe

Clonezone or somewhere mail-order

About £20

Its 6.5" or more

Got a good vibe & slips in real well

Dont get lost in weeks xx

Let me know when you've looked at it

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By *umslave OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Colt 'The Prowler' Anal Probe

Clonezone or somewhere mail-order

About £20

Its 6.5" or more

Got a good vibe & slips in real well

Dont get lost in weeks xx

Let me know when you've looked at it

Yeah that's totally inappropriate for my wife. She definitely won't be interested in that.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

hankeys toys .

look at clonezone website they sell lots of weird whacky ones .

I have a seahorse one , a huge horse cock , dog looking knot type one I got given as a freebie for promoting and some weird dragon looking thing .. they feel pretty good though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully the one she decides we can see

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By *umslave OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Sheffield

Whichever one we got it's got to be her choice. I can only suggest really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s the general opinion on glass dildos? Are they all they are cracked up to be or can you see right through them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as it's not yours, because

Thats the power of giving

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By *umslave OP TV/TS
52 weeks ago

Sheffield

Update! My wife went ahead and ordered one she liked. I don't know what it looks like or how big it is or anything. It hasn't yet arrived. All I know is she bought it from Lovehoney.

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

"Update! My wife went ahead and ordered one she liked. I don't know what it looks like or how big it is or anything. It hasn't yet arrived. All I know is she bought it from Lovehoney."

Hope she doesn't stick it in u first

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By *umslave OP TV/TS
52 weeks ago

Sheffield

"Update! My wife went ahead and ordered one she liked. I don't know what it looks like or how big it is or anything. It hasn't yet arrived. All I know is she bought it from Lovehoney.

Hope she doesn't stick it in u first

Well I kinda hope she does

She did say she'd bought some sex toy cleaning stuff. Apparently she's bought some other stuff as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

I used bigdildos.co.uk

Quite cheap but regular types

P&P free

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

Bigdildosuk.com

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
52 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

I got a Creature Cock Beastly Tapered Bumpy Silicone Dildo - Insertable Length: 7" off Amazon - different sellers have different prices but i found it for under 50. It looks like a tentacle with bubbles that reminded me of a Jacob’s Ladder piercing

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By *umslave OP TV/TS
52 weeks ago

Sheffield

"I got a Creature Cock Beastly Tapered Bumpy Silicone Dildo - Insertable Length: 7" off Amazon - different sellers have different prices but i found it for under 50. It looks like a tentacle with bubbles that reminded me of a Jacob’s Ladder piercing "

Sounds like fun, hope you enjoy it. Maybe you'll post some pictures?

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By *umslave OP TV/TS
52 weeks ago

Sheffield

So after all that she ended up buying a cock shaped dildo that doubles up as a vibrator. It's also much bigger than me in both girth and length*

Now we cant wait to use it. Good job we've got plenty of lube.

*It's prob 8", more than 2" bigger than me, and very girthy and I'm pretty thick myself!

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
52 weeks ago

London

"I have a 3D printer if anyone has an idea for one.

Just saying

I'm not sure that's the ideal material for insertables.

Mine prints in lots of different materials/plastics. Even flexible ones.

I guess you could print something and use it to make a mould and then cast it in silicon.

You have to be careful what you make sex toys out of, I'm not sure you would be safe with something straight from a 3d printer

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
52 weeks ago

London

"Phreak.club are my go to for weird insertables

I really need to get around to getting something from there

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
52 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Phreak.club are my go to for weird insertables

I really need to get around to getting something from there "

I think I have a link that gives you 15% off if you want it

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
52 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Phreak.club are my go to for weird insertables

Oh my gosh. Thank you for posting this. I think I'm about to spend all my January going out money on new reasons to stay in instead

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

A rolling pin? We have a glass one that gets used quite a lot.

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By *umslave OP TV/TS
52 weeks ago

Sheffield

"A rolling pin? We have a glass one that gets used quite a lot. "

Great idea

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple
52 weeks ago

Rushden

Recently got a tentacle dildo which is fun & looking at getting a horse style one hopefully.

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By *umslave OP TV/TS
52 weeks ago

Sheffield

"Recently got a tentacle dildo which is fun & looking at getting a horse style one hopefully."

I think she'd be totally freaked out by either of those but, hey, she said she didn't want a realistic one and that's what she bought so who knows?

Now I'm looking forward to playing with it and her

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Easy to get what you searched for

I still think it's bit turn off that's why I don't use one

There are ones that are vibrators & true anal sticks

With bit lube either way..

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By *umslave OP TV/TS
51 weeks ago

Sheffield

We played with it this morning for the first time and a good time was had. It surprised her feeling that full and I think it will take a few goes to really get in the swing of things. It really is much much bigger in length and girth than me.

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By *umslave OP TV/TS
50 weeks ago

Sheffield

Uploaded a comparison pic of my me and my wife's new dildo. Do you think she's trying to tell me something?

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

Has anyone ever used an animal shaped one? Cos I really want one lol

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By *umslave OP TV/TS
50 weeks ago

Sheffield

"Has anyone ever used an animal shaped one? Cos I really want one lol"

Then just buy one! Life's too short not to give yourself pleasure. Which animal btw?

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By *onningtonplumberMan
50 weeks ago

Donnington

Print her a voucher and take her to a sex shop to choose. You'll probably get more than one and lots of other ideas too

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By *un couple 2Couple
50 weeks ago

Tynemouth.

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By *un couple 2Couple
50 weeks ago

Tynemouth.

"Has anyone ever used an animal shaped one? Cos I really want one lol"
sams is either a dragon, or the devils own, we have no idea, feel free to take a look at our pics, its on there.

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