FabSwingers.com forum: Never bring to a meet...

By *rpeggio OP Couple
over a year ago

Baughurst

A recent forum post asked if it was a good idea to bring something for the host to a meet. Bottle. Chocs. Flowers, all sound ok to me.

Naughtily, I wonder instead what could be considered rude to bring to a play meet, or give the host the wrong idea:

Razor set?

Douche?

Deodorant?

Mirror?

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By *ussraneCouple
over a year ago

Romford

A special request !

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By *rpeggio OP Couple
over a year ago

Baughurst

"A special request ! "

Like ... for example?

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By *idlandsMMan
over a year ago

cannock

Tooth brush and tooth paste could give off the wrong idea

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By *inacolada3Couple
over a year ago

kettering

Monopoly x

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By *rMrsKnobberCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Twister

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By *ussraneCouple
over a year ago

Romford

"A special request !

Like ... for example?

Had a first meet arranged and guy sent a full frontal pic, he had a lot hair below so we requested he shaved, so embarrassing to ask but he took it in good stead

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By *BWmetalcouple666Couple
over a year ago

houghton

James Corden

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Fem fresh.

Mrs

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

A cactus.

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By *a1970Man
over a year ago

East cork

A feeling of entitlement

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By *ibi_curiousCouple
over a year ago

Shepperton

Tube of canesten cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of wine

Chocolates

Flowers

It's sex not a date.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

A couple of pot noodles..one for supper one for breakfast..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A spirit level

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A suitcase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knitting unless it is for a kink

... Or a hat unless you want it to be spunked in

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

"A suitcase

If you're a trannie .. it's totally acceptable behaviour to turn up with a suitcase..

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By *ctionman11Man
over a year ago

maldon

Your parents ?

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By *inacolada3Couple
over a year ago

kettering

"A spirit level"

Lost me on this one !!!!

We have done some kinky shit in our time chocs dips chains and whips , but a spirit level ?????

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Wife and kids.

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By *hortishblondeWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Flowers

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

"Tooth brush and tooth paste could give off the wrong idea

Pyjamas, a hair brush, new shoes and a case.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

A couple of rings ....

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Jaffa Cakes

Evil things and would probably turn most sane people off.

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

Sky remote

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

"Twister "

Oh, I don't know. Naked Twister can be fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mam and dad!! Ha ha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Antibiotics

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Lynx

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

my security guard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing

Some guys are so rude. They think my place is a sex hotel.

Funniest thing brought over was a bag of fresh produce, some lube and condoms...

The cucumber was sooo damned cold..

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By *rx1Couple
over a year ago

Near Okehampton.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wedding dress.

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

Lice

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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago

Welling

STI or fresh cold

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By *S chanel demarTV/TS
over a year ago

peterborough

Your nan

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Gag

Gaffer tape

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By *undayGirl 69Woman
over a year ago

Coalville

"Tooth brush and tooth paste could give off the wrong idea

Pyjamas, a hair brush, new shoes and a case.

Tune!

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By *enatton2Couple
over a year ago

West Midlands

Plastic sheet

Suitcase

Hacksaw

Ok yeah that got dark, we need to watch less crime dramas

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Tell the taxi to wait, incase they are munting!!

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

"Tooth brush and tooth paste could give off the wrong idea

Pyjamas, a hair brush, new shoes and a case.

Tune! "

I'm glad someone spotted it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A spirit level

Lost me on this one !!!!

We have done some kinky shit in our time chocs dips chains and whips , but a spirit level ????? "

It's to see how flat their sense of humour is.

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By *rpeggio OP Couple
over a year ago

Baughurst

"Tube of canesten cream"

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By *rpeggio OP Couple
over a year ago

Baughurst

"Bottle of wine

Chocolates

Flowers

It's sex not a date. "

It was for the host, who is providing the meeting place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bottle of wine

Chocolates

Flowers

It's sex not a date.

It was for the host, who is providing the meeting place."

I was not judging you, you asked what I would think inappropriate.

Have hosted many meet I do find it inappropriate when people have turned up with items such as wine, chocolates, flowers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mother

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By *akes coupleCouple
over a year ago

Ambleside

Crabs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drugs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A journalist!! Ha ha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Washing and ironing to do!!

Popcorn!!

Sleeping tablets!

A toilet brush..if you've watched Gavin & Stacey you'd get this!! Lol

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

Herpes

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
over a year ago

Sitting on the table

Electronic tag

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By *rpeggio OP Couple
over a year ago

Baughurst

"Bottle of wine

Chocolates

Flowers

It's sex not a date.

It was for the host, who is providing the meeting place.

I was not judging you, you asked what I would think inappropriate.

Have hosted many meet I do find it inappropriate when people have turned up with items such as wine, chocolates, flowers. "

Oh... Then my apologies, it's me who misunderstood you, so sorry

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By *rpeggio OP Couple
over a year ago

Baughurst

"Electronic tag "

As in a police ankle tag? That's funny.

Thank you to everyone, very funny ideas there, great for a funny episode of a swingers show.

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Had a guy turn up at mine once with a six pack of beer, his toothbrush and a change of clothes. Seems he thought he was staying the night. This had never been discussed he just presumed he would be. Told him not to drink the beer as he'd have to drive home, he was most put out.

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Your mother"

Is that better or worse than turning up with THEIR mother?

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By *ithintemptationsCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

epsteins's guest list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A recent forum post asked if it was a good idea to bring something for the host to a meet. Bottle. Chocs. Flowers, all sound ok to me.

Naughtily, I wonder instead what could be considered rude to bring to a play meet, or give the host the wrong idea:

Razor set?

Douche?

Deodorant?

Mirror?

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Pennicil

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By *LDee2023Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire

A Vicar ..!!

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Your pile of laundry to put in their machine.

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By *rpeggio OP Couple
over a year ago

Baughurst

"Had a guy turn up at mine once with a six pack of beer, his toothbrush and a change of clothes. Seems he thought he was staying the night. This had never been discussed he just presumed he would be. Told him not to drink the beer as he'd have to drive home, he was most put out. "

So, I take you did not discuss the available options for breakfast at Chez Juliette BnB?

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

So, I take you did not discuss the available options for breakfast at Chez Juliette BnB?"

No and my son was due home at 6am so there was no chance he was staying the night.

Besides I like to starfish in my king-size bed, there's no room for anyone else.

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By *rpeggio OP Couple
over a year ago

Baughurst

So, I take you did not discuss the available options for breakfast at Chez Juliette BnB?

No and my son was due home at 6am so there was no chance he was staying the night.

Besides I like to starfish in my king-size bed, there's no room for anyone else. "

Naked starfishing on your bed, that's an idea for your next video

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your pets. Nobody wants rex licking their balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large paper bag with eye holes cut in

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

An invoice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow.

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By *akes coupleCouple
over a year ago

Ambleside

"Electronic tag

As in a police ankle tag? That's funny.

Thank you to everyone, very funny ideas there, great for a funny episode of a swingers show."

We met with a couple a few years ago and they told us this had happened to them once, the guy wouldn’t take his socks off, she wouldn’t let him play till he did, reluctantly he obliged only to reveal an ankle tag.

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
over a year ago

Sitting on the table

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
over a year ago

Sitting on the table

"Electronic tag

As in a police ankle tag? That's funny.

Thank you to everyone, very funny ideas there, great for a funny episode of a swingers show.

imagine the scenes...

'is your heating on? My feet are cold'

'oh no that's my smartwatch, I wear it round my ankle'

'can we wrap this up before 7pm? I don't want to miss emmerdale'

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By *ibi_curiousCouple
over a year ago

Shepperton

A first aid kit!!

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By *intteaMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"A wedding dress."

If find that very hot lol

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