FabSwingers.com forum: Worst chat up lines

By *imples2023 OP Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield Area

Just for shits and giggles lets hear the worst you have said and the worst you have heard.

Heres one, while ever I have a face you will always have a seat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want to go halves on a bastard?

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By *imples2023 OP Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield Area

Not heard that one before lol

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By *eto_AtreidesMan
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"Just for shits and giggles lets hear the worst you have said and the worst you have heard.

Heres one, while ever I have a face you will always have a seat.

When at uni my mates and I would give each other appalling lines that had to be used as ice breaker. And I mean properly juvenile cringey shit.

Anyway, one of the lads was stuck by me with a line, and stepped up to do his thing. At the bar, nods at a lass, she nods back, no preamble he goes “I want you to sit on my face”. She doesn’t react, looks him up and down, and replies “why? Is your nose bigger than your dick?” The dated for three months….

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
over a year ago

Leamington Spa

Tonight my worst must have been.. Carla has a nice cunt... Ermmm just no... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are your breasts mount rushmore?

Cuz my face should be on them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

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By *sirapMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you just now

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By *r LovecraftMan
over a year ago

RCT/Swansea/Cwmbran

I'm a romantic person. I'll start by kissing your lips, and then I'll work my way up to your mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

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By *eto_AtreidesMan
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"I'm a romantic person. I'll start by kissing your lips, and then I'll work my way up to your mouth."

Ok, I fucking love this one

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By *r LovecraftMan
over a year ago

RCT/Swansea/Cwmbran

Is your name Winter? Cos you'll be coming soon.

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By *atfighterMan
over a year ago

Aldridge

Hi, how r u

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By *ink vixenCouple
over a year ago

Medway

You free now?

(Attach cock picture)

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By *ilva69Man
over a year ago

stockport

Here’s one for all the decorators out there to a customers wife

Take a good look at those skirting boards because you will be staring at the ceiling for the next half hour

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By *irthy89888Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

Are you from Ireland because my penis is dublin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't beat the old classic

"Get your coat luv, you've pulled"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you need a vet? Because those are two sick puppies...

Has to be our all time winner

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city

Hi sexy , I want to empty my nuts in your guts

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