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By *osephrimmer OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh Aberdeen and Dublin

Hey Fabbers

A friend on fab saw my status and asked what “nosing” was. I didn’t mean it sexually - but then it struck us: what is, or what could be, “nosing” in a sexual sense??

Give that we’re an inventive lot here on fab, please let us know what nosing is

Joe xx

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By *andy CanesWoman
over a year ago

candy cane lane

According to the urban dictionary it's the act of using ones nose to sexually penetrate a vagina or butthole

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By *ervice2000Man
over a year ago

derby


"According to the urban dictionary it's the act of using ones nose to sexually penetrate a vagina or butthole "

Well. . . . Thats the end of that thread!!

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By *andy CanesWoman
over a year ago

candy cane lane


"According to the urban dictionary it's the act of using ones nose to sexually penetrate a vagina or butthole

Well. . . . Thats the end of that thread!! "

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By *udere.Couple
over a year ago

South West

Sometimes you don’t get much of a choice!

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By *osephrimmer OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh Aberdeen and Dublin


"Sometimes you don’t get much of a choice! "
hahaha! That’s my favourite answer!

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By *osephrimmer OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh Aberdeen and Dublin


"According to the urban dictionary it's the act of using ones nose to sexually penetrate a vagina or butthole

Well. . . . Thats the end of that thread!! "

I know. Shortest thread ever! Ho hum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"According to the urban dictionary it's the act of using ones nose to sexually penetrate a vagina or butthole "

I've had this once.... not something I would rush to ask for again. It was rather unexpected

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By *ittyjayCouple
over a year ago

essex


"According to the urban dictionary it's the act of using ones nose to sexually penetrate a vagina or butthole "

This would have been my guess aswell haha

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Well sometimes you can’t help it

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By *osephrimmer OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh Aberdeen and Dublin


"According to the urban dictionary it's the act of using ones nose to sexually penetrate a vagina or butthole

I've had this once.... not something I would rush to ask for again. It was rather unexpected "

Which variant did you get??

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By *osephrimmer OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh Aberdeen and Dublin

Actually I guess Gerard Depardieu probably got requests. And pinnochio. But then again, he was probably just a dildo in waiting.

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery


"According to the urban dictionary it's the act of using ones nose to sexually penetrate a vagina or butthole

I've had this once.... not something I would rush to ask for again. It was rather unexpected

Which variant did you get??"

I’m intrigued to know too

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By *osephrimmer OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh Aberdeen and Dublin


"According to the urban dictionary it's the act of using ones nose to sexually penetrate a vagina or butthole

I've had this once.... not something I would rush to ask for again. It was rather unexpected

Which variant did you get??

I’m intrigued to know too "

Absolutely. I guess it gives new meaning to the phrase “nose job”…

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery


"According to the urban dictionary it's the act of using ones nose to sexually penetrate a vagina or butthole

I've had this once.... not something I would rush to ask for again. It was rather unexpected

Which variant did you get??

I’m intrigued to know too

Absolutely. I guess it gives new meaning to the phrase “nose job”…"

I always wanted a nose job but not this kind

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By *osephrimmer OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh Aberdeen and Dublin


"According to the urban dictionary it's the act of using ones nose to sexually penetrate a vagina or butthole

I've had this once.... not something I would rush to ask for again. It was rather unexpected

Which variant did you get??

I’m intrigued to know too

Absolutely. I guess it gives new meaning to the phrase “nose job”…

I always wanted a nose job but not this kind "

Do you reckon you can ask a plastic surgeon for a new nose suitable for sexual penetrative purposes??

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery


"According to the urban dictionary it's the act of using ones nose to sexually penetrate a vagina or butthole

I've had this once.... not something I would rush to ask for again. It was rather unexpected

Which variant did you get??

I’m intrigued to know too

Absolutely. I guess it gives new meaning to the phrase “nose job”…

I always wanted a nose job but not this kind

Do you reckon you can ask a plastic surgeon for a new nose suitable for sexual penetrative purposes??"

Well I would like a reduction not and enlargement. Maybe get something else enlarged.. maybe silicone injected fingers… some women like chunky fingers

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By *osephrimmer OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh Aberdeen and Dublin


"According to the urban dictionary it's the act of using ones nose to sexually penetrate a vagina or butthole

I've had this once.... not something I would rush to ask for again. It was rather unexpected

Which variant did you get??

I’m intrigued to know too

Absolutely. I guess it gives new meaning to the phrase “nose job”…

I always wanted a nose job but not this kind

Do you reckon you can ask a plastic surgeon for a new nose suitable for sexual penetrative purposes??

Well I would like a reduction not and enlargement. Maybe get something else enlarged.. maybe silicone injected fingers… some women like chunky fingers "

Good for playing the piano x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol, ok, I was laying down, he was rimming me with his tongue whilst "nosing" my pussy. I mean he had a big nose, it didn't go in a lot but it def went in

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By *osephrimmer OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh Aberdeen and Dublin


"Lol, ok, I was laying down, he was rimming me with his tongue whilst "nosing" my pussy. I mean he had a big nose, it didn't go in a lot but it def went in "

That does sound kinda enjoyable. I mean, I’d normally not use my nose for that purpose, but … xxx

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

Not to be sniffed at

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By *cepuncMan
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

Always like to use the tip of my nose to stimulate a clit when my tongue is otherwise engaged in the labia

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By *rchitectMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Not great if you had a hairy nose though,

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By *cepuncMan
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

Just reminded me of an 80s kids tv show with a character called noseybonk. Scary fuckers with an 8 inch cock like nose. Frightening!

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

Remember the Bo Selecta character called “ cocknose “

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery


"Lol, ok, I was laying down, he was rimming me with his tongue whilst "nosing" my pussy. I mean he had a big nose, it didn't go in a lot but it def went in "

Well I guess it’s easily done

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By *onnie 90Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"According to the urban dictionary it's the act of using ones nose to sexually penetrate a vagina or butthole

I've had this once.... not something I would rush to ask for again. It was rather unexpected

Which variant did you get??

I’m intrigued to know too

Absolutely. I guess it gives new meaning to the phrase “nose job”…

I always wanted a nose job but not this kind

Do you reckon you can ask a plastic surgeon for a new nose suitable for sexual penetrative purposes??"

Possibly some kind of inflatable element for that extra bit of tingle?

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By *onnie 90Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Now, one thing that hasn't been touched upon is the unexpected and unwanted beef fart. Those odious hot ones which are generally silent yet devastating. One of those directly into your nostrils at point blank range while you're nose is at ground zero. I think to say you'd be in distress is an understatement.

Discuss.

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By *osephrimmer OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh Aberdeen and Dublin


"Now, one thing that hasn't been touched upon is the unexpected and unwanted beef fart. Those odious hot ones which are generally silent yet devastating. One of those directly into your nostrils at point blank range while you're nose is at ground zero. I think to say you'd be in distress is an understatement.

Discuss."

It’s happened to me whilst rimming…

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