FabSwingers.com forum: people in denial

By *oodmess OP Man
over a year ago

yumsville

Some ones Ive come across and their actual meanings:

Very attractive - over stated normal looking

Exceptional lovers - prefer kissing to shagging

Kinky - think blindfolds count as ambitious play

Naughty - gets undressed infront of you

Enjoys dressing up - has a knicker draw from school days to present

Sensual - wants a relationship

Fun - only meets in pubs

Sexy - nervous

Hot and horny - doesnt meet, ever.

Have I missed any?

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Vwe..... Compared to my little finger

Stays rock hard for hours... If has taken the whole pack of Viagra!

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By *ikkiBWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

Open minded - into illegal stuff but says open minded to avoid getting banned

That's one I found out first hand with all the crazy requests I got as a result of saying I was open minded lol

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By *oodmess OP Man
over a year ago

yumsville

wants a Mr Grey - collects conkers on Whitby beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't accommodate - Wife/Girlfriend wouldn't understand

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

on a single guys profile

Cant accommodate - cheating on someone

Open minded - shit on my chest and get your partner to shag me up the ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likes to please orally - hasn't a clue, think all women are the same

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By *oodmess OP Man
over a year ago

yumsville

Bi couple - single gay guy

Exceptional male - Qi would hold the ? flag up

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

oh ffs shaggles, I'm well bombed out then.

You don't even have nutter on your list!!

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By *oodmess OP Man
over a year ago

yumsville

up for anything - web cam veris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bubbly personality - Fat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Female can't accommodate husband partner wouldn't understand lol

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Single female = male pretending to be a woman.

Sweeping generalisations aside....

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Single male = single married straight bi gay female man can travel not passed my test yet need to get the bus can accommodate lives with parents professional uni student still at school lied about my age to join here fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"on a single guys profile

Cant accommodate - cheating on someone

Open minded - shit on my chest and get your partner to shag me up the ass.

Be right back - Going to go remove open minded my from profile...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single male = single married straight bi gay female man can travel not passed my test yet need to get the bus can accommodate lives with parents professional uni student still at school lied about my age to join here fancy a fuck?"

Wow you've had some bad experiences it seems!

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By *oodmess OP Man
over a year ago

yumsville

dominant bull - skinny, pastey guy with big feet

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By *oodmess OP Man
over a year ago

yumsville

fuck and go - sperm bank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Likes to please orally - hasn't a clue, think all women are the same

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Can breathe through his ears = thinks all women are appreciative of a bloke who has no other tools

PS This thread has made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People in De-Nile..... a few brits, and an egytian hot air ballon pilot to name a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Likes to please orally - hasn't a clue, think all women are the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

VWE 6 inch max

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"genuine" male. Someone who has no intention of meeting and does one once he has your contact number/access to your private pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/03/13 18:20:18]

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By *rben112Man
over a year ago

worcester

Isnt denial a jamacan on an egyptian cruise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5'9 = 5'6

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By *rben112Man
over a year ago

worcester

"5'9 = 5'6"

sussed me out

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By *-BelleWoman
over a year ago

Brighton

"5'9 = 5'6"

This made me laugh. It always seems to be the case!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""genuine" male. Someone who has no intention of meeting and does one once he has your contact number/access to your private pictures."

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By *aulusMan
over a year ago

Chester

male 100% straight - ashamed of being curious about sucking cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dom and knows how to please = leaves you breathless,from doing all the work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"male 100% straight - ashamed of being curious about sucking cock!"

Like that one. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face pic in return

Pic collector

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i like sensual.. i despise a relationship tho!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dom and knows how to please = leaves you breathless,from doing all the work.

ooh yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likes to lick pussy for hours - has no idea what else to do

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

Hard working professional - by whose standards and why would we care?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Down to earth... benefit cheats with 9 kids and swears a lot and has a fag on while shagging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jog on = Chav !

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Love extended oral - has no imagination

Plenty of stamina - will bang away for hours without a thought of whether you are enjoying it or not

Gentleman - terrified of actually getting down to it

Repeater - can't keep it up so you will have to stop and give me bj time and again to revive it

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Will fill this in later - I am dicking about on here/am married and dipping my toe in/ don't know what I'm doing, I'm just horny/ I'm a lazy bastard and just looking for easy sex where I will just shag and go without satisfying you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good Stamina = I have been on here for over a year and still not had any meets.

Safe sex at all times = are you sure you do not do bareback?

Honest and open = Sorry I have no pics because...

Can meet any time = I am away next week, can I get back to you.

Free tonight = So long as I can leave by 10:30pm

daytime meets only = (Between 12pm - 2pm)

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I like good quick meets - can I shag you in the car during your lunch hour

Staying in a hotel on business - Don't want to pay for a prostitute.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Down to earth - scruffy and never showers.

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By *oodmess OP Man
over a year ago

yumsville

Party couple - can't get single meets

Gang bang lover - bag of spuds

bukake - splash and dash

Genuine - turns up to work every day

Solvent - you buy the coffee

Love socials - only comes out at night time

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Solvent - glue sniffer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some ones Ive come across and their actual meanings:

Very attractive - over stated normal looking

Exceptional lovers - prefer kissing to shagging

Kinky - think blindfolds count as ambitious play

Naughty - gets undressed infront of you

Enjoys dressing up - has a knicker draw from school days to present

Sensual - wants a relationship

Fun - only meets in pubs

Sexy - nervous

Hot and horny - doesnt meet, ever.

Have I missed any?

Threads like this are good as they just make you grin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SAFE SEX ONLY!=Loves a creampie!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Wow you've had some bad experiences it seems!"

You couldn't be further from the truth, sweets. Just covering all bases lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some ones Ive come across and their actual meanings:

Very attractive - over stated normal looking

Exceptional lovers - prefer kissing to shagging

Kinky - think blindfolds count as ambitious play

Naughty - gets undressed infront of you

Enjoys dressing up - has a knicker draw from school days to present

Sensual - wants a relationship

Fun - only meets in pubs

Sexy - nervous

Hot and horny - doesnt meet, ever.

Have I missed any?

Threads like this are good as they just make you grin

grin and then relook at your profile xx

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Time and time again...

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By *lade19752Man
over a year ago

London

Lol I think I should re-write my entire profile lol and put nothing as they is nothing left to describe myself anymore lol lol.

I've got a bubbly personality as I'm very fat lol

I'm a sensual person because I want a relationship or the other end can't stand them lol

I'm Open-minded so I'm into all illegal stuff lol....That said I must confess to being dirty minded mmm lol

I love to please orally but that makes me not have a clue about anything else sexually lol

'm a genuine male but then I'm not wanting to meet you but just want your number to annoy you all day and look at your private photos

I'm 6ft7.....Naaaa I'm only 5ft lol lol

100 percent straight as I'm actually curious of sucking many dicks on here lol

God help me for being a gentleman as I'm actually terrified about getting down to it lol

Fuck me !!

Nothing left to say and describe myself....

Think I'll just put on my profile.....

'Hi fancy a shag' ? lol lol lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Blade: youre not fat! I fabbed your profile pic

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By *lade19752Man
over a year ago

London

"Blade: youre not fat! I fabbed your profile pic

Lol lol Thanks mate....

Now I'm scared if too emphasize on the 100 percent straight or not too...

Depends on HOW it's taken lol lol

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"SAFE SEX ONLY!=Loves a creampie!

LOL!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

rugby player build..36"+ waist, no stamina and sweats like a pig..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No time wasters

That's our job.

Not into one off meets

Er, why are you here?

No married men

In case you are hubby

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By *incs-cpl1Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Straight male" - 99% of the guys contacting us about bi fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some ones Ive come across and their actual meanings:

Very attractive - over stated normal looking

Exceptional lovers - prefer kissing to shagging

Kinky - think blindfolds count as ambitious play

Naughty - gets undressed infront of you

Enjoys dressing up - has a knicker draw from school days to present

Sensual - wants a relationship

Fun - only meets in pubs

Sexy - nervous

Hot and horny - doesnt meet, ever.

Have I missed any?

This is why I never go by verifications!

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