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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I do like to flex my muscles during sex.. I feel it gives the woman something extra to look at ..

I like to do a bicep flex .. I may kiss my arm too depending on the reaction I get ..

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

If you were doing that while I was fucking you I'd just think you were vain and walk out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But I am doing it for the show.. The gun show.. .. Everytime I have done it I shout out "welcome to the show" !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't it a bit dark up there with your head stuck up your own arse?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Isn't it a bit dark up there with your head stuck up your own arse?

Welcome to the show.. I'm flexing right now !.. Aint gonna lie it feels good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I am doing it for the show.. The gun show.. .. Everytime I have done it I shout out "welcome to the show" !"

Dear god........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But I am doing it for the show.. The gun show.. .. Everytime I have done it I shout out "welcome to the show" !

Dear god........

That sounds like the beginning of a letter..

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

I think you should post a photo of the gun show just so we can all enjoy it too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think you should post a photo of the gun show just so we can all enjoy it too."

I will ..

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"I think you should post a photo of the gun show just so we can all enjoy it too.

I will .. "

oooh I just can't wait!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"But I am doing it for the show.. The gun show.. .. Everytime I have done it I shout out "welcome to the show" !"

And I would say use them muscles to finish yourself off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But I am doing it for the show.. The gun show.. .. Everytime I have done it I shout out "welcome to the show" !

And I would say use them muscles to finish yourself off

God I love finishing myself off .. Mmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once remember talking to a girl at work, passing on a little bit of info, she stood listening attentively then thanked me at the end and patted me on the chest - a pretty ordinary sign of friendly affection, save for the fact that she left her hand in place whilst she turned her head to say something to someone standing next to me, after a few seconds of this we made eye contact, I smiled and she did a double take, giggled and apologised. I was very flattered of course.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"But I am doing it for the show.. The gun show.. .. Everytime I have done it I shout out "welcome to the show" !

And I would say use them muscles to finish yourself off

God I love finishing myself off .. Mmmmmmmm"

I'm guessing you do it a lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I flex .. I pump.. I leave .. BOOM ! Shake shake shake the room ..

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By *illdeeCouple
over a year ago

nr Edinburgh

"Nah", I noted the lack of "USE" of exclamation "marks" and superfluous characters in hs posts!!**

Smoocher couldn't help himself.

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By *ikkiBWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

if a guy were to flex his muscles at me in an attempt to impress me id probably just laugh and leave lol

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

"But I am doing it for the show.. The gun show.. .. Everytime I have done it I shout out "welcome to the show" !"

So women howling with laughter at you during sex is a turn on for you???

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"God you're such an attention seeking oddball.

He needs to flex his muscles, it takes him all his time to get the wrappers of Kitkats

smoocher???"

Oh lordy...i remember him, hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But I am doing it for the show.. The gun show.. .. Everytime I have done it I shout out "welcome to the show" !

So women howling with laughter at you during sex is a turn on for you???"

They don't laugh at all .. There grateful !!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Omg I thought the op was going to be about 18 .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Omg I thought the op was going to be about 18 .....

Why ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do like to flex my muscles during sex.. I feel it gives the woman something extra to look at ..

I like to do a bicep flex .. I may kiss my arm too depending on the reaction I get .."
u like to flex ur muscles , where are they no pics, hope there big or u will be small, my hubby is a bit muscley something to compare u by, hubby is old now tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do like to flex my muscles during sex.. I feel it gives the woman something extra to look at ..

I like to do a bicep flex .. I may kiss my arm too depending on the reaction I get .. u like to flex ur muscles , where are they no pics, hope there big or u will be small, my hubby is a bit muscley something to compare u by, hubby is old now tho "

What's a big muscley something?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the ‘attach private note‘ facility

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do like to flex my muscles during sex.. I feel it gives the woman something extra to look at ..

What's a big muscley something?? Lol "
soz , hubby is a bit muscley,he is something to compare u by, he is not huge but wager hes bigger than u, he dont go rount strutting his stuff, it male macho crap

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"But I am doing it for the show.. The gun show.. .. Everytime I have done it I shout out "welcome to the show" !

So women howling with laughter at you during sex is a turn on for you???

They don't laugh at all .. There grateful !! "

haven't laughed so much for quite some time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I am doing it for the show.. The gun show.. .. Everytime I have done it I shout out "welcome to the show" !

So women howling with laughter at you during sex is a turn on for you???

They don't laugh at all .. There grateful !!

haven't laughed so much for quite some time..."

Me too what a great post - I love the kissing the arms bit. Certainly suckered a lot of people in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do like to flex my muscles during sex.. I feel it gives the woman something extra to look at ..

What's a big muscley something?? Lol soz , hubby is a bit muscley,he is something to compare u by, he is not huge but wager hes bigger than u, he dont go rount strutting his stuff, it male macho crap"

I can't help being this way .. I flex and I impress.. God delivered it .. I'm just grateful .. Don't hate the playa .. Hate the game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do like to flex my muscles during sex.. I feel it gives the woman something extra to look at ..

What's a big muscley something?? Lol soz , hubby is a bit muscley,he is something to compare u by, he is not huge but wager hes bigger than u, he dont go rount strutting his stuff, it male macho crap

I can't help being this way .. I flex and I impress.. God delivered it .. I'm just grateful .. Don't hate the playa .. Hate the game "

If you've got it, flaunt it. Not your fault you're hot. Give the ladies what they want.

And you KNOW they want it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do like to flex my muscles during sex.. I feel it gives the woman something extra to look at ..

What's a big muscley something?? Lol soz , hubby is a bit muscley,he is something to compare u by, he is not huge but wager hes bigger than u, he dont go rount strutting his stuff, it male macho crap

I can't help being this way .. I flex and I impress.. God delivered it .. I'm just grateful .. Don't hate the playa .. Hate the game

If you've got it, flaunt it. Not your fault you're hot. Give the ladies what they want.

And you KNOW they want it.

To right! .. Cock is hang down right now ! I call it the juicey dangler..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do like to flex my muscles during sex.. I feel it gives the woman something extra to look at ..

What's a big muscley something?? Lol soz , hubby is a bit muscley,he is something to compare u by, he is not huge but wager hes bigger than u, he dont go rount strutting his stuff, it male macho crap

I can't help being this way .. I flex and I impress.. God delivered it .. I'm just grateful .. Don't hate the playa .. Hate the game "
yes i understand that, hubby gets embarased sometimes when peeps coment too much about his phisique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ffs i cant find a smiley with his fingers down his throat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ffs i cant find a smiley with his fingers down his throat"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do like to flex my muscles during sex.. I feel it gives the woman something extra to look at ..

I like to do a bicep flex .. I may kiss my arm too depending on the reaction I get .."

Well you certainly wouldn't impress me I like a man to have some muscle on him.

MrsD x

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

So what happened to the gun show photos?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So what happened to the gun show photos?"

If you ask you shall receive

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"So what happened to the gun show photos?

If you ask you shall receive "

I'm asking!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So what happened to the gun show photos?

If you ask you shall receive

I'm asking!"

Your settings state you don't want to hear off men .. I respect that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what happened to the gun show photos?

If you ask you shall receive "
u could post on ur profile let everyone see what the topic is about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/03/13 15:17:52]

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"So what happened to the gun show photos?

If you ask you shall receive

I'm asking!

Your settings state you don't want to hear off men .. I respect that "

I had to go and check that and actually the only block I have on messages is for unverified users

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So what happened to the gun show photos?

If you ask you shall receive u could post on ur profile let everyone see what the topic is about

You right .. I could ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and its flex not felx lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"very amusing how are the rest of the dingles btw"

When you say "rest" do you mean the people born in wakefield? As I have only just moved here..

And could you confirm if your male or female? Genuinely curious .. The profile pic doesn't make it that clear ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"and its flex not felx lol"

Typo easy done.. Thanks for pointing that out you would make a great quality checker at where they make wotsits, with your keen I for detail..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and its flex not felx lol

Typo easy done.. Thanks for pointing that out you would make a great quality checker at where they make wotsits, with your keen I for detail.. "
touche god bless

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"and its flex not felx lol

Typo easy done.. Thanks for pointing that out you would make a great quality checker at where they make wotsits, with your keen I for detail.. touche god bless"

Fair well madam/sir.. I'm still none the wiser ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and its flex not felx lol

Typo easy done.. Thanks for pointing that out you would make a great quality checker at where they make wotsits, with your keen I for detail.. touche god bless

Fair well madam/sir.. I'm still none the wiser .. "
enjoy your meal for one and the tv page

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"and its flex not felx lol

Typo easy done.. Thanks for pointing that out you would make a great quality checker at where they make wotsits, with your keen I for detail.. touche god bless

Fair well madam/sir.. I'm still none the wiser .. enjoy your meal for one and the tv page "

Yeah I'm eating alone tonight.. Your mom canceled last minute .. She said she would make up for it tomorrow night though.. Gonna give her a right show! ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and its flex not felx lol

Typo easy done.. Thanks for pointing that out you would make a great quality checker at where they make wotsits, with your keen I for detail.. touche god bless

Fair well madam/sir.. I'm still none the wiser .. enjoy your meal for one and the tv page

Yeah I'm eating alone tonight.. Your mom canceled last minute .. She said she would make up for it tomorrow night though.. Gonna give her a right show! .. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and its flex not felx lol

Typo easy done.. Thanks for pointing that out you would make a great quality checker at where they make wotsits, with your keen I for detail.. touche god bless

Fair well madam/sir.. I'm still none the wiser .. enjoy your meal for one and the tv page

Yeah I'm eating alone tonight.. Your mom canceled last minute .. She said she would make up for it tomorrow night though.. Gonna give her a right show! ..

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hey guys can we stick to the poin here pls u sound like little boys not manly atall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and its flex not felx lol

Typo easy done.. Thanks for pointing that out you would make a great quality checker at where they make wotsits, with your keen I for detail.. touche god bless

Fair well madam/sir.. I'm still none the wiser .. enjoy your meal for one and the tv page

Yeah I'm eating alone tonight.. Your mom canceled last minute .. She said she would make up for it tomorrow night though.. Gonna give her a right show! ..

hey guys can we stick to the poin here pls u sound like little boys not manly atall

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soz point even

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"and its flex not felx lol

Typo easy done.. Thanks for pointing that out you would make a great quality checker at where they make wotsits, with your keen I for detail.. touche god bless

Fair well madam/sir.. I'm still none the wiser .. enjoy your meal for one and the tv page

Yeah I'm eating alone tonight.. Your mom canceled last minute .. She said she would make up for it tomorrow night though.. Gonna give her a right show! ..

hey guys can we stick to the poin here pls u sound like little boys not manly atall

Totally agree .. Back to my point .. Question I think I want to drizzle baby oil down my body.. Should I ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"and its flex not felx lol

Typo easy done.. Thanks for pointing that out you would make a great quality checker at where they make wotsits, with your keen I for detail.. touche god bless

Fair well madam/sir.. I'm still none the wiser .. enjoy your meal for one and the tv page

Yeah I'm eating alone tonight.. Your mom canceled last minute .. She said she would make up for it tomorrow night though.. Gonna give her a right show! ..

hey guys can we stick to the poin here pls u sound like little boys not manly atall

soz point even"

I'm glad you spotted that spelling mistake before he did .. You would have looked veeerrryyyy silly when he pointed it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry only banter i actually like your posts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"sorry only banter i actually like your posts"

I agree .. I'm friends with everyone

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"and its flex not felx lol

Typo easy done.. Thanks for pointing that out you would make a great quality checker at where they make wotsits, with your keen I for detail.. touche god bless

Fair well madam/sir.. I'm still none the wiser .. enjoy your meal for one and the tv page

Yeah I'm eating alone tonight.. Your mom canceled last minute .. She said she would make up for it tomorrow night though.. Gonna give her a right show! ..

hey guys can we stick to the poin here pls u sound like little boys not manly atall

Totally agree .. Back to my point .. Question I think I want to drizzle baby oil down my body.. Should I ? "

Yes you should.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and its flex not felx lol

Typo easy done.. Thanks for pointing that out you would make a great quality checker at where they make wotsits, with your keen I for detail.. touche god bless

Fair well madam/sir.. I'm still none the wiser .. enjoy your meal for one and the tv page

Yeah I'm eating alone tonight.. Your mom canceled last minute .. She said she would make up for it tomorrow night though.. Gonna give her a right show! ..

hey guys can we stick to the poin here pls u sound like little boys not manly atall

Totally agree .. Back to my point .. Question I think I want to drizzle baby oil down my body.. Should I ? "
at the end of the day its upto u what u do sexually if u want to cover urself in oil go for it ,aslong as the lady ur with is ok with it should be no probs, what ever floats ya boat hun

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

The OP is just trying to have some fun by taking the pee out of himself and he gets abused/ bitchy comments.

If you don't think you are going to enjoy any threads the OP has started, don't click on his threads at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The OP is just trying to have some fun by taking the pee out of himself and he gets abused/ bitchy comments.

If you don't think you are going to enjoy any threads the OP has started, don't click on his threads at all

This is true but its ok ..

You can't always get what you want.. But if you try sometimes you might find.. Ya get what ya need ..

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Very profound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gotta flex the guns

never done it while fucking tho

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By *imples91Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

This thread just brightened my crappy day lol had such a wee giggle

Nice one OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread just brightened my crappy day lol had such a wee giggle

Nice one OP

I'm glad x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you had to be over 18 to be on this site lol. Oooops, one slipped through. Hahahahahahaha this is sooooo funny. Never laughed so much on this site. Lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Top tip .. Wank while there's a thunder storm.. You feel like Thor!

Boom !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Top tip .. Wank while there's a thunder storm.. You feel like Thor!

Boom ! "

have to say been reading your posts and they have made me laugh alot keep it up!! (meant the jokes )

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Top tip .. Wank while there's a thunder storm.. You feel like Thor!

Boom !

have to say been reading your posts and they have made me laugh alot keep it up!! (meant the jokes )

That's the idea.. Glad I made ya smile x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be honest initially I read the thread thinking "oh god here we go" but glad to see you weren't being serious.

Made me lol. Cheered up my Friday night. Much appreciated

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be honest initially I read the thread thinking "oh god here we go" but glad to see you weren't being serious.

Made me lol. Cheered up my Friday night. Much appreciated

Good times

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

funniest thread today !!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

funniest thread today !!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

funniest thread today !!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

now im coming up in triplicate ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take the safetys off!

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By *s_4_uCouple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Be ok if you had muscles ? :/

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Flex and Boom, Flex and Boom

Love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bam! Bam! I love to rub Sex Panther over my guns when feckering the laydeez. It 100% guarantees sex 50% of the time.

We should become a tag team Wakey!

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